Sorry for only posting once last week, I had writer's block, but I'm all better now! Enjoy!

The Clone Wars were in full swing, and heroes and villains had started to emerge. Because of this, a drunken Bothan came up with the brilliant creation of Fantasy Clone Wars, a Holonet game in which you 'drafted' a team of Clone War warriors and played against other teams in your league. Points were based on weekly 'player' performance. One team could start one Jedi Master, one Jedi Knight and one Padawan, as well as two clone troopers, two senators, and one Separatist. It was no surprise that this caught on really quickly, and soon everyone in the galaxy was addicted...

"Kriff you!" yelled Obi-Wan, looking up from his Holo-Tab, "You knew I wanted Master Yoda, but you took him from me!"

Anakin grinned evilly.

"Soon, the Skywalker Syndicate will dominate all of Fantasy Clone Wars!" he proclaimed, "I got myself, Rex, Padmé, Master Yoda, and Count Dooku! We are the dream team!"

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. He'd had to settle on himself and Nute Gunray. He sighed and went back to his tablet.

"Who should I get as my Knight? You're taken," he said.

"How about Aayla Secura? I've seen the way you look at her-"

"Don't finish that sentence if you want to keep your tongue."

Obi-Wan looked and saw that his draft time was running out. He cursed and picked Secura. Anakin grinned wildly.

"I always knew you had a thing for her."

"Shut up, Ani."

In the next round Anakin drafted Bail Organa.

"VAPE IT, ANAKIN!" Obi-Wan roared, "YOU KNOW I WANTED HIM YOU SON OF A BANTHA!"

()()()()()

"Kriff!" swore Palpatine, sitting in his oversized La-Z Boy chair.

He had just lost for the 10th week in a row, and was starting to think that drafting himself and the other himself (a.k.a Darth Sidious) was not a good idea, although it had seemed like one at the time. Palpatine and Sidious basically did nothing, and whatever they did do was credited to other people, for example the time when Palpatine ordered an assassination attempt on Senator Amidala. He had Jar-Jar Binks as his second senator and desperately needed some fantasy points to shove down his opponent's (Dooku's) throat, so he ordered Amidala killed. The attempt failed (Kriff that stupid Kenobi!) and in the end Dooku got the credit for the mishap, causing his points to skyrocket for trying such a daring move. Naturally, Dooku owned himself, and he crushed his master.

Palpatine looked at his options, and decided to trade away Mace Windu and Ferus Olin to Dooku for Anakin. His proposal was replied to with a bunch of characters, which on closer inspection formed the shape of a very rude hand gesture.

"Kriff it!" swore Palpatine again. He would have to trade with General Grevious while the cyborg was high on oxygen. Lots and lots of oxygen.

()()()()()

One day before the Fantasy Clone Wars Finals Week, Anakin was injured in battle and was out of the war for at least a month. This caused an uproar throughout the galaxy, as most of the teams in the finals had Anakin as their star player. Palpatine, who had managed to weasel Anakin from Dooku (with lots of cookies and no small amount of illegal drugs), lost all hope of winning even a single game and had the only team in the entire galaxy that was completely winless.

Palpatine swore nonstop for three straight days, then banned the game, where it stayed illegal until the Empire rose, and then Fantasy Star Wars (an unoffical name for the smackdown between the Rebels and the Empire) swept the galaxy for a second time. Palpy decided to give the game another chance, but foolishly drafted Grand Moff Tarkin, Bail Organa, Jek Porkins, and himself (again). His team both figuratively and literally blew up.