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Warning: This chapter contains kind of disgusting poop jokes. You have been warned.

The two stormtroopers slurped their coffee as the sat in the Death Star's lounge, which was sponsored by Starbucks.

"You know," said Trooper ID-10T, slurping his TIE Black Gourmet Cappuccino, "I always wondered how Vader takes a dump."

"Yeah, me too," replied Trooper ST-0P1D, stuffing his mouth full of cookies, compliments of the Dark Side Cafe and Torture Chamber.

"Do you think he has a room for his...bodily functions or does he just go in his suit?" asked ID-10T.

"He does seem to smell a lot," said ST-0P1D, thoughtfully, "But he's been wearing the same suit for 19 years without a wash."

"Or maybe his 'accident' caused his posterior to melt together. He can't physically let anything out."

"So you're saying he has two decades of crap stuffed inside his rectum."

"He could explode any second! The place would be covered in poop!"

"You're right! We have to stop this! The halls of the Death Star shall remain Sith free!"

The troopers grabbed their blasters and ran to Vader's room. They forced open the hyperbaric chamber and prepared to shoot. Instead, they saw Vader sitting on his chair, which apparently had a built in toilet, reading the latest Percy Jackson book.

"This explains a lot," said ID-10T.

"No, you can't use my crapper!" he said angrily, "I won't get my chamber dirty because of your terrible aim! The smell takes forever to wash out!"

Vader Force pushed them both out of the room and went back to his book. Meanwhile, in the garbage room, something soft and brown fell onto Luke Skywalker's head.

"Ewwwwwwww," said Leia Organa-Her Royal Highness-Skywalker-Solo, "Luke, your hair! It's disgusting!"

Luke grabbed Han Solo's shirt and wiped his head frantically.

"There was something about that piece of poop..." he said after he got it all off, "Something familiar... something close..."

()()()()()

ID-10T was lapping up his coffee when he made a sudden realization. He knocked over his Mid-Rim Mocha and shook ST-0P1D by the shoulders.

"What the kriff?" asked ST-0P1D.

"We're Boba Fett!" exclaimed ID-10T.

"What do you mean?"

"You know how we're all clones?"

"Yeah."

"Boba Fett is a clone, too."

"Oh my Force...you know what this means!"

"We can be super epic bounty hunters!"

ID-10T and ST-0P1D went to Grand Muffin Tarkin's office to resign, but their form was rejected.

"Why you no accept resignation?" asked ID-10T.

"You see, we knew that one of you dumbsiths would eventually realize that you can be just as epic as Bubble Fat," said Tarkin.

"You mean Boba Fett."

"Whatevs. Anyway, that's why Vad...er...I had the brilliant idea of putting a section in your slave..um..work contract forbidding you from quitting and becoming a bounty hunter."

"Kriff that fine print!"

"Shut up! Now lick your supreme commander's boots, you lowly zebra warrior!"

"Okay, where do I find Lord Vader?"

Tarkin's face became very red.

"I'M YOUR SUPREME COMMANDER, KRIFF IT!" he shouted.

"Haha, no way," laughed ID-10T, and the stormtrooper walked out.

()()()()()

"Why the crap is our aim so bad?" asked ST-0P1D, cup of joe in his hand.

"I dunno," said ID-10T.

"I mean the clone army's aim was pretty good. They killed tons of droids and even Jedi!"

"It's probably those damn budget cuts. They had to remove the firing ranges in order to get enough cash to make this thing. You know how much it cost? I heard that you could buy the entire planet of Tatooine!"

"Huh. That explains why our armor can't even withstand spears with round tips."

"You mean the ones that those teddy bears throw?"

ST-0P1D shuddered.

"Yeah, they creep me out. One sec, they're all cute and cuddly..."

"And the next they're a ball of fur in your face, trying to bite your freakin' head off."

()()()()()

ID-10T walked in the Starbucks and saw that ST-0P1D had already started on his Venti drink.

"Sorry I'm late. Miss me?"

"What kind of a question is that? You know I did," said ST-0P1D.