*The next few days Via was curious to why Fishlegs kept asking her silly…well….personal technically….about her preferences in guys.

I wonder why he's so persistent about my taste in men?

She hung up another sheet on the clothesline and pinned it muttering, "It's not like I want the perfect man; hell no one is perfect. I just want someone to love me for who I am. You would think Fishlegs would understand that much, he IS the romantic type after all….well, maybe Snotlout too."

She chuckled at her discussion with Astrid about this subject since the blonde was in total disagreement, as she finished hanging up the last blanket, "Man that girl has issues. Yes Snotlout is a pain but knowing him he's the type to lavish his girl with gifts and give her anything she wants…..but he'll be whipped for sure."

Via was just about to head inside and then fetch Scarfume to go on their daily ride when two shouts above her came closer…..followed by the large shadow of a dragon and the twins landing in a large mud puddle thus splattering it everywhere…..more importantly her clean laundry she just washed!

Luckily she didn't get any on her since she was just at a safe distance as she glared at the twins, who in turn were laughing and wrestling in the mud.

"Man I LOVE mud wrestling!" "It's about time we found a decent mud puddle large enough to get good and dirty with." "Like you ever bathe Ruffnut."

They were about to continue when Tuffnut stopped cold turkey and froze from the intent evil glare he was getting, then his sister saw and muttered, "Why is she looking at us like that?" "Uh…I'm not sure I want to know." "Yeah, she doesn't look happy."

Via clenched her fists and slowly stomped towards the twins seething, "I just spent all this time washing and cleaning laundry, and then you two muttonheads come down and soiled everything!"

She grabbed them both by the ear and dragged them towards the clothesline snarling, "This is RED mud and it'll take forever to get out! So guess what you two, YOU'RE going to rewash everything you got dirty."

She turned to Barf and Belch, who was standing there not sure what to do, and gave them orders, "You two go bathe in the ocean or where ever before I change my mind and you have to deal with Scarfume."


Just like that the dragon seemed to gasp and flew off, not desiring in the least to be stuck with the Changewing dragon in charge.

The twins were about to complain but hesitated, then began muttering several minutes later as they scrubbed and washed the sheets.

"I can't believe Barf and Belch deserted us like this." "I know, it's all Via's fault." Tuffnut warily glances over at their warden, who was still fuming and glaring at them even though Scarfume showed up and was trying to cheer her up.

Tch, our misery should make her happy. But….she IS really cute when she's mad.

He started grinning with a small blush again, forgetting about the laundry as his mind was focused on the woman. He couldn't help but noticed she kept rubbing her right thigh a lot and wincing, the twin NEVER notices small things like that unless it really matters but then again, this IS Via he was ogling.

He sighed after he groaned since a stain wasn't completely gone yet. She's nothing like the other girls who always hit us when they're mad, which is awesome by the way. Via can be scary without trying to kill us….but she's SO adorable the way her lips poke out just a tad when she's pouting.

Ruffnut interrupted his thoughts with a whine, "Are we done YET!?" Via inspected the washing and nodded, watching them rinse thoroughly and hanging them back up to dry when she got an evil grin on her face and made a hand signal to her dragon.

Before the twins knew it they were ensnared in the dragon's tail as she mused evilly, "I'm not through with you two yet. Just to make sure this never happens again, I'm going to do something awful to you~"

Tuffnut gulped and muttered, "Like what?" She leaned in and whispered softly in his ear, "You won't like it~"

His mouth dropped and inwardly groaned from how sexy she sounded when she said that; that is until she brought out a huge tub and filled it with water; then carefully laying down a few bars of soap and a scrub brush leering at them the entire time with a small grin.

The twins both gasped and pleaded, "No! No anything but that!" "We'll be good! We'll be good!"

The woman giggled and muttered, "This'll be SO much fun~"


*The twins screams echoed throughout the village, so much Stoic and Hiccup were about to investigate until they saw the twins running down the hill practically crying.

"What is the meaning of this?"

Tuffnut whined, "Via can be SO cruel!" Ruffnut whimpered too, "Yeah~ She ruined by hair and it's not greasy anymore!"

Hiccup just stared in shock once they realized what happened, the twins were both scrubbed down and were squeaky clean. Gobber had just come to see the commotion and his eyes about popped out, "Their hair is THAT blonde!?"

Stoic chuckled, "Via did an excellent job I admit." Snotlout just smirked, "You two must've done something stupid to actually get HER mad, but at least you smell nice for once."

Astrid agreed as well as the others as Ruffnut ran off trying to find some fish oil to put back in her hair as the other half just trotted back towards Via's house.

Hiccup followed asking, "Why are you going back Tuff?" "I'm going to give her a piece of my mind, I admit she had me scared at first but this is the straw that broke the bat's back!"

Hiccup didn't even try correcting the phrase the twin was trying to say but when they reached her home she wasn't to be seen. Tuffnut arched a brow and burst open the door, but his scowl turned to worry when he saw her barely able to stand with her dragon whimpering at her side.

"Via!"

Hiccup tried to get closer too but her dragon wouldn't let either of them near her, "Scarfume…its ok."

Her dragon was grumpy more than usual but stepped away from her as the twin caught her before she fell, "What's wrong?"

She was panting and waving them away, "Don't worry it's nothing, this happens once in a while. I just get weak and a little ill but it only lasts for a few hours."


Hiccup felt her forehead with a frown, "You're burning up, and no one gets a fever that many times for no reason. When did all this happen?"

She murmured, "I never really thought about it, I assumed it was because the change in altitude so many times and the cold weather. When I was marooned I wasn't use to constant cold weather coming from a warmer environment."

Tuffnut frowned and glanced at her leg, "I saw you rubbing your leg earlier, does it hurt?" "Once in a while but it's nothing."

Hiccup looked at the bite mark on her left arm too and stated, "I'm beginning to get an idea what dragon did this, come on let's take her to Gothi."

*Hiccup only watched as Tuffnut carried her, curious to why her dragon didn't carry her himself since he didn't trust anyone. With that said the dragon stayed very close and watching intently as they arrived at the medicine woman's hut as the gang arrived as well.

"Gothi, can you help Via. Someone's wrong with her and I think it has to do with that bite mark on her left arm." The elder nodded and inspected as Tuffnut gently sat her down on a stool, the old woman writing something in the dirt as Hiccup nodded, "She's asking what dragon bit you."

Via sighed, "I don't know its breed name but it's a large green dragon that lives in the ocean and spits out boiling water."

Fishlegs gasped, "A Scauldron! Well now it all makes sense!" "What?" "They have venom in their bite and it's deadly, HOW did it happen?"

Via blushed, "Well, way before I met you guys Scarfume and I were flying alongside the water's edge when that dragon burst out from the water in a rage. I guess we were too close to its nest or something, but I lost my grip on Scarfume and as I was falling it grabbed my arm and dragged me under. Scarfume dove into the water and spat some acid on its face and it let me go, after that let's just say we didn't swim that close to the water anymore."

Tuffnut asked, "But how did the poison get out?" "When I started feeling sick and woozy I had a feeling I was poisoned so I uh….well…..put my arm in a puddle of leeches. It was disgusting but that's the only way I knew how to get the poison; Scarfume took them off before I passed out from losing too much blood."

Gothi nodded in understanding and wrote something else as the chief's son elaborated, "She says some of the poison has to still be in your system, but wants to know what else is causing you pain."


Tuffnut frowned, "Her leg has been hurting." Hiccup glanced at the elder's writing, "She wants you to show it to her."

Via shrugged and shakily stood up, reaching under her fur skirt and was about to pull her leggings down when Astrid cried out, "WOAH! NOT here in front of these perverts!"

The guys were blushing but said nothing as Gothi rolled her eyes and motioned for her to continue. Via pulled down the leggings to where her right thigh was exposed and the site was sickening.

Astrid cringed, "That's a bad scar." Fishlegs whimpered, "It looks like the flesh was almost melted away." Snotlout nodded with a scowl, "It's like a crater."

Hiccup asked with worry, "Now how did this happen?"

Via warily glanced at her dragon who in turn lowered his head as she murmured softly, "It was just an accident….Scarfume saved me from a landslide. We didn't have time to think things through and I was stuck in some rubble as it was, the only thing that he could get a hold of and to be able to fly us out of there in time was my leg. His acidic saliva burned through my skin when he bit my leg."

Gothi sadly shook her head and began preparing an antidote after writing, "She said this problem can be easily fixed since it doesn't look like much poison is in your system and it'll also fix the pain in your leg too."

Via smirked, "Well that's good." She gagged once she drank the large bottle of tonic, but the elder made sure she drank it all up to ensure she is cured.

"This stuff is nasty….ugh….but thanks though Gothi."

She nodded and was about to write something else but they just up and left quickly talking about the dragon bite as the old woman rolled her eyes; Via would have to find out the hard way about the 'odd' side effect of this tonic and Gothi wasn't going to be held responsible since they didn't give her time to tell them about it.


*By the time evening came Via felt it and was still hanging out with the gang but was getting flushed and needy.

What's wrong with me!? Why am I horny all of a sudden? Damn…I…I got to get out of here.

"Well guys, I'm sorry about worrying you but hopefully that tonic will make everything better….but I'm feeling groggy so I'm going to head back and go to bed early."

Hiccup nodded, "Yeah it's probably a small side effect of that tonic." Via smiled nervously as she left praying no one followed her.

This is NOT what I call a small side effect…..well it can't be helped…I'll just have to relieve myself that's all.

When she got home with a huge sigh of relief, she saw Scarfume and he instantly knew something was wrong, "It's just a WEIRD side effect Scarfume don't worry, but if you could…could you sleep somewhere else tonight…it's uh….um…."

Her dragon snorted but nuzzled her cheek, he could smell the lust and was going to leave anyway because of it; her dragon knew that's a private matter just like with dragons.

Once he left she was just about to go upstairs when someone knocked on her door, "Damn it all why!?"

She answered and turned red to see Tuffnut standing there with a cute concerned pout.

No..No why him…this is going to make it worse~

"I uh….just wanted to make sure you're ok Via…since you rushed off in a hurry."

"I..I'm fine Tuffnut….goodnight."

He stuck his foot in the door and barged in like he owned the place as she backed away from him, "Tuffnut, now's not the time to be stubborn. You can lecture me tomorrow."


The twin just smirked and shut the door, slowly advancing on the woman until she was pinned against the wall. "I KNOW that flushed look only too well."

Via whimpered when he pressed his toned torso completely against her own, making her predicament even worse but tried to push him away, "Tuffnut…please leave. I'm just flushed because I'm tired."

He just snorted and firmly wrapped his arms around her waist cooing, "You can't fool me, I get flushed when I'm horny too~"

She didn't have time to react when he gently began kissing her neck thus making her gasp, tilting her head to give him more access even though her shirt collar was too high sadly.

"Tuff….I don't want to do it like this…"

The blonde gave her a fixed look before locking lips with the woman, the feeling he's been waiting for all this time and now he finally has her. Sure he doesn't have much experience but this is instinct, if dragons can do it so can he.

Her arms relaxed before wrapping around his neck to deepen the smoldering kiss, their tongues tangling together in a frenzy and the twin taking the bold move to massage her breasts.

He eagerly removed her shirt to gain access to the soft skin underneath; this time making full contact kisses and nibbles to her neck but wished she let him remove her breasts restraint.

He grunted in surprise as she reached down to rub his aching confined shaft through his pants as he then moaned into her neck, "Oh Via~ More~"

"Tuff~ We can't….ah!"

He sucked harshly and left a nice small hickie at the base of her neck, panting harshly and lifting her up by the thighs to grind against her womanly body part.


Even through the clothing they were thrilled with the friction alone, the blonde growling in pleasure when she began giving his neck the same gentle nibbling affection but he punched the wall in annoyance, "Damn…I gotta cum~"

Via's metallic lustful orbs made it worse for the twin as she locked lips with him again before moaning into his ear, "Keep grinding Tuff….I'm almost there~"

Several more harsh grinding movements and they both writhed in bliss with a few small moans and gasps before slowly collapsing onto the floor.

Leaning against the wall after regaining their breaths Tuffnut looked down with a smirk, "I made a mess in my pants."

Via let out a small snort but grinned, "So did I." He blushed, not sure what to do now except hold her hand, "Looks like you're my girl now huh?"

The woman's smile faded with a look of concern, which the blonde noticed and frowned, "What?" "I can't believe what we just did."

He just chuckled, "You've had the hots for me for a while now so don't be surprised you finally gave into my charm~"

The woman glared at the blonde, "You were the one who barged in here when I told you not to! I didn't want to be taken advantage of in this predicament."

He glared right back, "I didn't take advantage of…oh….I see your point. Sorry Via….I just wanted to…."

She softened her expression and kissed his cheek, "This just wasn't the way I hoped it happened between us, but for now let's keep it a secret."

He pouted and muttered, "So we're not dating?"

"Not until you ask properly….and look at the bright side; you like keeping naughty secrets~"

He just gave her that famous mischievous grin and murmured, "Oh you KNOW I do~"

TBC:

LOL hope everyone liked the first smut scene of this story