The studio was dimly lit, the stage was especially dark. Suddenly one spot light went on, showing the host of the show. He stood there with his head for a moment, silent and unmoving. In a quick move he looked up and into the camera.
"Welcome... To the first episode of the show!" The camera quickly zoomed out while the rest of the lights came on. "Of course with your host; Acell, joined by my 12 guests, no need to introduce them since you must know them," Then his face turned serious. "And if you don't then you SERIOUSLY need to get out of your room or AT LEAST watch the news more, I mean come you must know them!"
"Correctomundo, I mean how can you not recognize this adorable and lovably face!" Neptune yelled pointing at herself, getting her face all up into the camera. "Just in case you seriously forgot us, I'll introduce everyone one time!"
She bumped Acell out of the way which he replied to with a "HEY! WAIT!" "Get your notepads, READY!? GO!" "I'm the cheerful protagonist of protagonists! Neptune! CPU of Planeptune!"
She walked back to the seats and pointed at the girl in the seat next to her. "Mech lover and best little sister you could wish for, Nep. Jr!" Nepgear blushed at the compliment and shyly waved towards the camera. "Next to her sits Histy! Record holder for longest lecture giver, with an unbreakable record of 3 days straight!"
Histoire sighed, she remembered that day, Neptune somehow persuaded Nepgear to make a generator powered by the Sharicite so Neptune could play her handhelds for days without worrying about their batteries drying out.
Then she pointed to the raven-haired duo in the seats, "There we have the Lastation sisters, Tsundere Heart and her sister, Tsundere in training, Uni!" "I'm not a Tsundere!"
The Black Goddess scowled. Sighing she looked at the camera, "My name is Noire, CPU of Lastation and this is my little sister Uni, Lastation's candidate." Uni smiled. "Also, please don't listen to the ramblings of this idiot." "How cruel Nowa! I thought I was doing such a great job!" "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Noire was furiously blushing, out of embarrassment or anger? We'll never know... "DEFINITELY ANGER!" Wow, hey now, No need to get angry at me, I'm just here for the narration. "I can do whatever the hell I want!"
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Everyone had their confused gazes on Noire who was yelling at no one in particular... It took a moment for Noire to realize what just happened, she shrunk in her seat out of the sheer embarrassment.
"P-please get on with the introduction..." She aimed a hopeful gaze at Neptune. Maybe she would continue without questioning what just happened.
"Ooookaaaay, umh, let's continue, Blanc's next! She urh-" Blanc shot her a look that said: "I dare you to give me a weird introduction." "This is the silent and book loving Blanc, CPU of Lowee, heheh..."
"Alright enough! You had your spotlight! Can we get on with the episode before we run out of time!?" Acell wasn't very amused with Neptune stealing so much time for just some introductions.
"Calm down Broseph, we got more than enough time!" Neptune's face darkened in a mischievous way. "It's not like you are going to stop the 'episode' here hehe, or should I say chapt-UMPH!?"
Acell slapped his hand onto Neptune's mouth surprising her before she could finish her sentence. "This is the FREAKING first episode, could you please refrain from breaking the 4th wall for ATLEAST another episode!?" He whispered harshly.
Neptune's look turned into a coy one, she turned and walked back. "You know it's going to happen," She looked over her shoulder. "And it will be great."
"I'll take that as a challenge" Acell thought. "Anyway..., let's get on to the send ins. First up, I want to thank: Makoto Hikari, Blackfirekingkoncor,
Gigarot, The Klade, Franzotaku04 and G.N. Over-Kite for their Reviews/Send ins!"
The giant screen above the girls turned on, showing a black background with a crimson border with in the upper right corner the name of the show written in a nice display font.
"Let's start with the first reviewers: Makoto Hikari!"
Two things: 1. I think the audience would like to see Madam Goddess, Iris Heart, for the full episode. 2. Got a question for Neptune, Can I hang out with Nepgear? I mean like build robots and take a nap with her, even if it leaves me bound on a bed and at her mercy. If you would excuse me, my "sister" is watching me and bringing me coffee. And her face darkened... W-what's with that cloth... Ohh good go...
Acell had a double take, after that his face darkened followed by slowly chuckling... "Hehe...hahaha...AHAHAHAHA! IS'T THIS JUST GRAND!? 1st person, 1st fricking send in, THE VERY FIRST THING ON MY SHOW IS THE APPEARANCE OF MADAM GODDESS, IRIS HEART HERSELF!" Isn't he a bit overreacting to this?
"NO, I'M NOT! WHO WOULDN'T REACT LIKE THIS!?" Yep, he is definitely overreacting...
"Let's take a big breath...haaaaaaah...fwooooooh... Maybe, just maybe everything will be fine..., I mean... As long as nothing sets her off everything should be fine right...?
"Uuuhm, Celly, can I transform now...?" The alternate CPU of Planeptune asked in her usual lethargic voice. "I wished you didn't have too..., Also, please don't call me that...,"
The host let a sigh fly. "I am counting on you two to help out if she gets out of hands..." "Nepu!?" "Goodness!?" "Why are you counting on us!?" The Planeptune sisters yelled in unison.
"Because you two have experience in dealing with her!" "Ceeeeeelly..." "Fine damnit! Transform!" "Yaaaaaaay...!" "Whatever god is out there, please have mercy on us!"
A pillar of light erupted from underneath her, and after it died down SHE was floating in the air... "Mhahaha, I hope I didn't keep my lovely herd of sheeplings waiting for too long..."
"Nope, you didn't keep anyone waiting, that's for sure..." "Hmm, oh Celly, did I hear you say something cruel about me~" "NOPE, NOTHING AT ALL."
"Hmm, alright them, I'll be taking a seat so you can continue this little program of yours~" Like she said she floated back to her seat, her wings disappearing so she sat comfortable and finished by lifting her right leg over the left one.
"That smile on her face still creeps me out..."
Back in the seat row, IF was shivering in her seat, ever since Plutia transformed she couldn't shake the feeling that the transformed woman was dangerous and NOT just because of her look, the general aura around that woman felt…wrong… "Iffy, are you ok?" "I dunno Compa, that woman creeps me out of a lot of different levels…" IF whispered back.
Oh, if only you knew IF, if only you knew.
"Shall we continue, there is more stuff we need to do." Everyone turned their attention back to the host. "Neptune, Makoto here wants to know if he could take Nepgear out on a date."
"*Gasp* I see what you are doing there buster! First seduce her with you sexy mech building skills and then take her for an 'innocent' na-ouch!" That was the moment Noire had enough of Neptune's ramblings and silenced her by bopping her on the head…. Hard.
"Seriously, can't you just answer normally for ones in your lifetime!?" The purple protag held her head in pain, wincing a little as she felt the place where Noire's fist landed. Noire sat back down, huffing while crossing her arms.
"Besides, isn't it Nepgear's choice if she does it or not?" Neptune shot out of her; "As her big sister it is my job to keep the creepers away for Nepgear! Those long weird creepy crawlers, they are especially dangerous at night! Get to close to them and BOOM! I'm I right or I'm I right Nep… Jr.?"
Neptune's words were completely lost to Nepgear, she probably left Gamindustri as soon as she heard the word 'mech' passing…
"GOODNESS, what kind of mech?! Bipedal?! Quadruped!? Maybe even Hexapedal!? Do you prefer miniguns or plasma cannons!? Wait, better yet help me turn Planeptune tower into a giant mech!"
Neptune choked up after hearing that. "Iffy... we did destroy the blueprints for that project...right...RIGHT!?"
"I'm pretty sure we did, I mean we did destroy them ourselves."
Nepgear started ominously giggling, Neptune and IF turned to Nepgear, only to met with an intimidating smile.
"A good designer always keeps copies of her most ingenious plans around."
In the distance Acell facepalmed. Are these girls really going to make a scene every time?
"If you girls are quite done? Can we please move on?" Everyone turned their attention back again…
Minus Blanc, who was reading a book by now. Acell choose to ignore that fact for now.
"Next up Gigarot."
Time for a talkshow. First question: If all of you had to date someone from all the guests in this show, who would you date and why?
"Dating one of us huh...," Certain purple eyes fell on ravenette. The said ravenette felt the eyes burning one the back of her head.
Noire was slowly lighting up, as Neptune hugging her from behind, propping her chin on Noire's head. "Come on Nowa! We all know you have feelings for me but your Tsundere bug prevents you from admitting it!" Neptune's sly smile was accompanied by a faint blush.
"I don't have feelings for you! And stop calling me 'Nowa'! I hit you all the time whenever you do something stupid, couples don't do that!" "You call them hits, I call them affectious taps~" Neptune mouth lowered to Noire's ear. "Of course on our date we are going to share pudding, first with spoons and then with some other things~"
By this point Noire was pretty much steaming, she raised her feet on the seat and sort of curled up, making sounds that could be described as 'little Tsundere noises'.
Acell was quite amused by the display of Noire and Neptune. "Hehe, you're up Nepgear?"
"Oh, uh, goodness… I-I guess I wouldn't mind dating Uni, I m-mean we are good friends so…" And we have another flustered girl. Uni was pretty much flabbergasted, sharing Nepgear's deep shade of blush.
It took her a few seconds to realize she was pretty much gaping at what Nepgear. "I-I not like I would do the same you know! B-but if you really don't have anyone else, I guess I can fill that roll for you." They smiled at each other.
How many people have 'awww'd at this scene?
"Continuing on, Blanc and Vert, do you have preferences?" Vert smiled. "I don't need anyone else beside my adorable little sister Nepgear,"
Insert annoyed Neptune noises.
"But of course cute Iffy wouldn't be a bad choice either~" "Lady Vert…" IF was sporting a small blush. "I won't date anyone, they would just be in the way of my reading time." Blanc looked up from her book, before sinking her face back into it. What was so interesting in that book?
"I guess Histoire, Plutia, IF and Compa are left." "I appreciate that you think of me but I have pledged my support to Neptune and Planeptune, having a relationship would stand in the way of that."
"Dedicated to your nation, respectable I guess…. Plutia?" "That's a hard question~ I won't mind taking Neppy or Neppy Jr. on a cute little date~"
"Dangerous…"
"Or maybe little Blanny~" Her seductive stare landed on Blanc, the same cold feeling ran up the spines of the Planeptune sister ran up her spine.
"Hey! What about us two?" "Uh-uh." The host looked at the Lowee twins. "Do you guys even know what dating is?"
"Of course we do! Uh, do you know what dating is Rom?" Ram whispered to her sister. "I think it means choosing who you are going to play with?"
"I rest my case!" Turning back to the camera. "We know that IF becomes a mumbling mess in Vert's bosom and that she kissed Nepgear, her preferences are obvious."
"W-wha!? H-how do you know that!?" "Reasons that I'm not going to explain here today! The more intriguing questing is who Compa would date."
Everyone's glace turned to Compa. "Me?" She pointed at herself. "Yep, so who is it?" Compa closed her eyes in thought.
"Hmm." Everyone closed in on her to hear her answer.
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"Hmmmmm." Everyone moved even closer.
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"HMMMMMMMMM." She was practically surrounded. The tension was thick.
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"OHH, I know!" "TELL US!" Everyone wanted to know. "Everyone!"
"Everyone." The rest repeated…
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"EVERYONE!?" The rest of the group shot back at the answer, nobody expected that! "Why is everyone so surprised?"
"Y-you just said that you would date everyone of us!" Noire yelled undignified. "Of course! Why just choose one person and leave the rest out? It's more fun when everyone stays together!"
"EEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" "My, I didn't know Neppy's Compa could be such a greedy little girl, creating a harem for herself~"
Was her air-headed persona just a façade!? Is there more to her then she let's on!?
"We could go one a picnic or have a big sleepover together!"
After that the studio fell in silence.
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Acell's face darkened as he walked over to Compa. "Compa…" "Yessy?" She closed her eyes and gave him a bright smile. He raised his hand, put it on her head and ruffled her hair gently.
"Please promise me you stay this innocent forever."
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"Alright, after a little brake I think everyone is ready to continue, next up Franzotaku04!"
A question for Noire: What's your favorite thing to cosplay as? And whatever that is, make her cosplay as it.
Noire lit up for goddess knows many times today. "I-I d-don't cosplay, that's ridiculous…!" Uni and Neptune gave each other a blank half-litted stare; silently agreeing that what Noire said was absolute bull.
The host turned to Noire, "We know you cosplay…" "No, I don't." "Alright then I guess you don't know this costume then."
Acell clicked his fingers. On the big screen appeared an outfit being composed of a white long-sleeved blue-rimmed dress shirt. Black shorts on top of black tights, with a white belt with a gold buckle.
A red tie hangs loosely around the collar, a loose khaki jacket that has black and white straps at the end of both sleeves. Finishing everything up with a pair of black boots, which were partially unzipped and folded down.
"AHH, that's Kurisa Makisu's outfit! Where did you find that!?" She immediately slapped her hands on her mouth. "Got ya." "F-fine, I cosplay… Don't you dare laugh at it." "Why would I laugh? I think cosplay is pretty cool. Nothing to be embarrassed about."
Acell shot Noire a smile. "R-right." She awkwardly smiled back. Neptune elbowed Acell playfully, "Nice going Bro! You scored a nice amount of affection points there!"
A familiar tick mark appeared on the heads of the host and the ravenette. "You still got a looong way to go since I'm so far ahead b-NEPU!?"
"SHUT! UP!" That was the point Neptune suffered a double critical to the head, she lay face-down on the ground… It's super effective?
Both of them turned away, embarrassed at what Neptune said. "A-anyway, Franz wanted you to dress up in your favorite costume. "Please no, I had enough."
"Come on, it's for the fans." "No." She sat back in her seat. "Please?" "No." Acell rolled his eyes. "We'll be seeing you in a minute Noire." "Huh."
"You'll be going to the dressing room." A panel under her seat opened. "AAAAAaaaaah!" Aaaaand she is gone.
"On to the last 2 send ins! Over-kite is next!"
All of the TV stations in Gamindustri suck, eh...?! I take that as a declaration of— Nah, you're cool. This'll be fun...! For Neptune, it's pudding time! Milk or vanilla? Please don't skimp on the details!
This one's for Histoire: if you had the chance to command Neptune to do the work she's supposed to, would you? Want her to do something for you right now?
And lastly, Compa. If Nep-Nep Nepped a Nep and a Nep Nepped from Nep, would it Nep-Nep too?
Acell cleared his throat, "Yes, you heard me, you think I was joking? I was not, Every Tv station sucks, INCLUDING yours." He said with a deadpan voice, staring into the camera.
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Then he started laughing, "I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Yours isn't bad either. Thanks for the send in by the way."
That moment Noire raised back through the panel, dressed in a maid outfit. "I hate you so much right now." She was cutely pouting with a blush.
"But you look lovely in it, it fits you really well."
(Blushing Intensefies)
"So let's do Compa first and end the show with the pudding."
"If Nep-Nep Nepped a Nep and a Nep... Nepped from... Nep, would it... Nep-Nep too?" "Nep..., nepped, a nep..., Nep-Nep? Nepped from Nep-Nep…"
Everyone looked at Compa, her eyes were swirls at this point and if you looked closely she was expelling steam. Acell turned back to the camera.
"Good job Kite! You broke her! Let's just end this before she burns the place down, so Histoire..."
"Of course, it's important Neptune works tirelessly for the sake of Planeptune. As for what I want is that she work as diligent for her nation as the other CPU do."
"Alright, Neptune, we have a question about pudding!" "OH, PUDDING!" She shot up from her place on the ground. "Milk pudding is nice and thin, delightfully melting away in your mouth, but oh, you could pour chocolate sauce over Vanilla pudding. Ohhh, I guess I choose for Vanilla!"
"Alright then, Thank Over-Kite since he presents you all with a cup." Panels in front the seats opened and little stands with Vanilla pudding stood upon them.
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"HEY! WAIT! WHERE IS MY PUDDING!?" She looked at Acell quite offended. "I'm sorry, but Over-Kite purposely wrote not to give you a pudding. "W-why? How could someone be so cruel…" She was slowly tearing up.
"Calm down, The Klade decided to send you some special pudding."
"REALLY!?" "Yep, here." He held a purple cup; Neptune snatched it from his hand. Opening the pack, she was about to dig in until,
"Hold on… Purple… What kind of pudding is this…?" She gave Acell a suspicious look. "Oh, it's prune, nothing to worry about." "Really…?" She got a nod in response. "Alright then!"
She took a big scoop and chomped down on it. Then she stopped dead in all her movement "Nep? Are you alright." Then she flopped to the ground and started wildly flailing for a few seconds, after that she stopped moving.
"What the goodness was in that!?" "Eggplant, The Klade send Eggplant flavored pudding." Acell sighed.
"And that was it for today! I want to thank everyone who takes the time to watch the show! Please take a subscription to the show, so that you can watch the show as soon as it releases!"
The camera started zooming ou- "Hold one nepping moment…"
Everyone turned to the voice. Neptune was back on her feet but…, something is wrong… IF got up from her seat.
"Are you alright Nep?" "I'm just fine IF…" "Oh allllright th-... wait…" IF took a few steps back. "Y-you called me IF… You NEVER do that." By this point Neptune was extruding a dark aura both figuratively AND literally.
This scared the rest of the group. "Acell…" "Crap!" She looked pissed and no, this was FAR from Blanc's best. "You fed me eggplant pudding…" Light bursted from her. "What do you plead…?" She was transformed.
"Uh, uh, n-not g-guilt…" Acell took steps back. "Oh, Neppy, let me help punish this naughty boy, I've been doing nothing but watching~" "Of course, he needs severe punishment for trying to poison a Goddess."
"Uh, please mak-make su-sure to spread the ne-news abo-about this show, and make sure to tune in n-next epi-episode. I-If I'm still alive…"
"Acell…" "Do I at least get 5 seconds…?" "Go." And with that he sprinted as fast as he could, "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!" "OH, I love running prey, let's see how hard he squeals after we got him!"
With that they flew after him.
"THAT WASN'T FIVE SECONDSSSSSS!"
And with that we end the show, please tune in next time and goodbye!
