The studio was dimly lit again…, we really need another way to start the show. The lights came on. "Yep, we need something like an intro song…" The host stood with his arms crossed.

"So, do you need some cyan-haired idol to sing it for you or something?" "Nothing special like that Neptune, I just need a new way to start the episode off." The host turned back to the camera.

"Anyway, welcome to the 3rd episode of HyperDimension Neptunia: The Show!"

"Ahh, yes. We are still going strong! Today we got a whopping 12 submissions! A big thanks to: Konami Izumi, Franzotaku04, Gigarot, Nep Fanclub Girl, BlazingEdge, G.N. Over-Kite, and The Klade. A special thank you to Jeff Wilder, xX UltiAnimeAlex Xx, raymondtan050, Shiori Yamikaze and Yurilover567 for being new submitters."

"Doesn't it fill you girls with excitement whenever we have new reviews?"

"Not really, two of those people have done nothing but bothering me the last two episodes." "Come on Noire, it wasn't that bad." "Forcing me into a maid costume, being Neptune's servant, revealing that I have a Neptune plushie, which by the way I got from Plutia, it would rude to refuse." Noire huffed.

We all know she is lying. "I'm not lying!" she hissed. "Just see it as the demand for the most popular character. Or people like to tease you because you have the funniest reactions to them."

"I have to agree, it's super fun to tease Tsundere's." "I don't need to hear that from you Neptune!" "Let's get on to the submissions now, first up Konami Izumi."


If the audience asked for the girls to kill you, would they do it? After all you appear again so you don't mind right? ewe

Uni-chan! Play the pocky game with Neptune! I'll send you a special pack with pudding savor XD Can you take that Nowa/Tsundere-san ewe


"Why would you ask that?" The host seemed quite offended. "You can't ask them to kill me! … They wouldn't do that anyway, I mean I haven't done anything that would give them a reason to…., right?"

(Jiiiiiiiiiii-) "What?" "Well, you fed me eggplant pudding…" "You forced me into a Maid costume…" "And you took my phones…" "…Moving on!" "HEY, DON'T IGNORE US!" "Save me Uni!"

Uni sighed and looked over the question. "I'm not gonna kiss Neptune over some pudding," "But it is 'a special pack of pudding!'" Neptune was already next to her, holding a box of pockies in her left hand and a single one in her right.

"…Where did you get that…?" "Not important, you know what is? Pudding." "Like I said I'm not gonna kiss you!" "But what about the pudding!?" "Neptune, get away from my sister!"

Neptune forced a Pocky into Uni's mouth, "I'm sorry Nowa but I need that pudding! You can kiss Nep Jr. later!" "I don't want to kiss your sister!"

Noire tackled Neptune to the ground. They were lying on each other. … Wait, hold up… Their faces are way too close…

Noire lifted herself up; she noticed they were in a pretty embarrassing position. She was sitting on Neptune's stomach.

"Ahh, Noire you're such a tease~" The ravenette froze up…, she didn't just kiss Neptune did she?

"Sadly you didn't hit home, you even missed my cheek but I enjoyed the little action scene~" Noire promptly got up and sat back on her place. She was relived she didn't kiss Neptune on live TV.

But for some reason she felt a tiny bit disappointed…, a very tiny bit…

"Alright, let's move on to Jeff Wilder."


RIP "Makoto Hikari", taken out by his 'sister' Yanderegear. May his body and soul as his 'sister' is holding him hostage for asking another girl out. Speaking of which, hello whatever this dimension is called!

I do have questions that I hope this Histoire could answer. What's in the book you are on? I always ask the Histoire in my dimension, but she never tells me anything other than 'It's the history of Gamindustri.'

It's full of hard-core pictures of Neps isn't it? Or better yet, is it full of what makes you tick? My second question is, why does it take soooooo long to figure this out? I get that patience is a virtue, but taking a month to find someone's base is ridiculous! Do you need a firmwire upgrade, or are you that much out of memory?

And if I ticked you off, you're more than welcome to track me down. It'll probably take you three days to find me anyway, I got plenty much time to run away. That's if it doesn't take you three weeks to find what dimension I'm broadcasting this from.


"I'm kinda happy that whatever happened to him happened. Thanks to him, I suffered an I.H.P." The host frowned.

Confused glances.

"Iris Heart 'Playtime'"

"Ooooooooooh."

"Funny thing is that the girl that rides on the tome is nothing but a projection, it would be kinda weird to talk to a floating tome that talks back wouldn't it?"

"You are quite knowledgeable on us. ( ゚ー゚)"

"Well it is important that I know a lot about you all, I can't have people on the show of which I know nothing about." Acell stated matter-of-factly.

Histoire turned her attention back to the question.

"I'm sorry Mr. Jeff, but there is nothing else written in the tome then the history of Gamindustri. That means no 'hard-core' pictures of Neptune or anything that makes me 'tick' ( ̄ー ̄;)." Then she took a look at the second question.

"And the reason I have such a long restriction time on my data gathering is to avoid misuse of my knowledge, I don't require any 'firmwire update' and I'm most certainly not out of memory ¬¬"

Histoire's face darkened a little here.

"And if you truly wish to insult me, you should come over and complain to my face and not send a message from another dimension like half the man you are (ಠ益ಠ)"

The silence has never fallen harder that this…

Umm, we all know that Histoire is a bit sensitive on the subject of her processing speed…, but daaamn… That was vicious…

Everyone stared at Histoire like she grew a second head, nobody expected that…

"…We a…re going to take a break for a moment, um, just cut to the advertisement for now…" Acell made a cutting motion with his hand by his neck.


The signal went into static before it became clear again, by now the studio was replaced with a large blue desk. From the side of the screen came a giant white bunny cap.

It was the only thing visible behind the large desk. A suitcase came on the desk, and the short person behind the desk came into picture.

The girl was dressed in a light blue dress with princess-puff sleeves and ruffled lining. At her neck and the bottom of the dress is a big brown segment along with black marks and a gold buckle. Her pocket was very big, like a kangaroo pouch at her stomach and above it are gold buttons. She also wears plain brown boots and white, rabbit themed gloves.

She cleared her throat and smiled. "Hello! Here's Gust, with exciting shopping program for all buying needs!" She clicked the locks on the suitcase.

"Please, take time off this evening for looks at Gust's wears!" She pulled an iridescent sphere with a familiar uneven cross out of the suitcase. "Look here, the shiny orb here is fully of smashiness, gives user great power! Good for giving enemies the final smash to defeat them!"

Oh great, now we don't only have references but also items that crossover into this dimension… What's next? Characters from other worlds!?

I probably shouldn't have said anything…

"Only here available! For the low low prize of 25.000 Credits! Imported from the land of many Brawl's! Call now and receive discount of 2500 Credits!"

The bunny-hatted girl continued to flaunt her products to the camera, giving a mini rant about the origin and from where it came.

"Now for Gust's next item!" She pulled a dark yellow can out of the suitcase.

"Cool fizzy pop drink! By name 'Doc Tear Popper'!" Immediately after pronouncing the name of the drink, the studio phone when off.

"Ah, eager caller already! Hello?" "WHERE DID YOU OPTAIN THAT!?" Gust winced at the sudden loud voice, "Gust doesn't understand…"

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE SEARCHED THE PLANET FOR THAT ITEM!?" Gust was completely confused. Suddenly the phone went off again, an ominous voice spook. "Yes, I would like to offer 30.000 Credits for the destruction of that item…"

"Wait…, destruction…? It… can't be… The Organization!?" MAGES. was answered by an ominous laugh.

"I will not have you take what probably is the last can of Doc P for you just to destroy it!"

"Then I will raise my bet to 100.000 Credits…"

Cha-CHING!

Gust's eyes were glowing.

"T-That's high offer, Gust can't resist…!"

"WAIT! I offer 125.000 Credits!"

"Another high offer!?"

"Hmpf, 175.000 Credits…"

"Uhwaaaa…!"

Gust was practically fainting/drooling from the high prices…

Umh, let's head back to our normal program for now…

"And we are back…, wow, apologies for the sudden advertisement but we all needed a minute to recover from that, let's move on to the next submission, raymondtan050."


Iris Heart, which of the CPUs from your dimension would you want to (ahem) play with?

Where are Orange Heart and the older Neptune from the ultradimension? Compa, can I have the recipe for the pudding that you make for Neptune all the time?

IF, what sort of things do you store inside your phones? Are there pictures of a certain pink haired girl or what? My questions end here for show! Hope to see more of it!


"Oh no, one appearance of Iris Heart is more than enough!" "Aww, why are you so fixated on denying the audience what they want?" Acell turned around. "Ack! Woman when did you transform!?"

"Well, that question was for me, wasn't it, I could have answered it in my other form but that wouldn't be nearly as fun." "…Please just answer the question…" The host asked tiredly. "Ah, Blanny and Noire aren't bad playmates, but recently I have taken a liking towards my little host here~" She gently lifted his chin and seductively stared into his eyes.

"I dunno if I should be honored or scared by that statement…" He carefully took a few steps away from her.

"The reason Uzume and the older Nep aren't here is because we already have 12 guests here, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

Aaand we can add that one to the reference tally.

"Anyway, about that pudding recipe Compa." "Sure! I would gladly share my recipe so that everyone can enjoy delicious pudding!" She smiled brightly.

"So, IF about that little picture…" "W-wha-what picture!? I-I don't know what you are talking about!" IF was blushing deep red. "We know about that little picture you have on your phone, I never thought you swing that way, I mean I don't mind everyone is entitled to like what they like." The host snickered.

"I don't know what you are talking about! How do you even know about that!? Don't you have a sense of privacy!?" She gave him a dangerous glare.

"Nope, in this show everything nothing stays unrevealed." The host smiled. "What would be the fun if nothing interesting would be shown?" "'Fun' doesn't classify as a picture of Compa slee-!" IF slapped her mouth shut.

"Iffy I thought I was the only one for you?" "L-lady Vert, umh it-it's not what you think!" "Ah, I thought Iffy was my little play toy~" "P-please c-calm down L-lady Plutia..."

"Not to mention, she once exclaimed that Compa is her's only and that she isn't opposed to marrying her."

"AHHH! THAT'S IT!" IF jumped out of her seat pulling her quatars out. Her face was dark and she had a slightly insane smile on her face.

"If I'm going to hell, I'm dragging you with me…" She spoke ominously. "Calm down, you are taking this way to serious." "SAY THAT TO THE DEMONS YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH TONIGHT! APOCALYPSE NOVA!"

"WOW, HOLD UP! NO EXE DRIVE ATTACKS IN THE STUDIO!" Too late, she already jumped, swinging her quatars launching blue crystal-like spears.

Acell pulled out his own sword and sliced through the crystals that would have hit him.

"Huh?" IF was back on the ground, taking a good look at the sword Acell wielded. It was a great-sword with a silver colored thick blade; the crimson cross-guard had a trident like form to it. The pommel has a sharp oval form.

"Where did you get that sword…" "Nowhere, I created it myself." "That's a really odd looking sword." "What's even odder is that it transforms." Acell stated matter-of-factly. IF gave him a confused look.

Acell twirled the sword in his hand, and as he said the sword changed forms. The trident form was on the upper of the staff, three blades jutted out of it, two diagonally and one vertically. The grip was now at the lower end of the staff joining the pommel near the ground as Acell gripped the weapon by the middle of the staff. His sword looked exactly like a lance now.

"This is Cerdian. Just because I'm a normal human doesn't mean I don't carry weapons; you'll never know when some monster pops up." IF's face hardened again, "Weapon or not, I'm still going to kill you!" "Now hold on Iffy, you don't need to be so hard on the man~" Vert hugged IF, and with 'hugged' we mean smothered IF. "A-ah, L-lady Vert…" "Now see here Vert, Iffy is mine." And Plutia there too. "No d-do munch, I ca-can'd breief!" "No! Let Iffy go!" Add Compa to that…. "Um, IF? Are you alright there…?"

Nope, IF was being smothered by three pairs of 'pillows' she was pretty much gone by now… The host dematerialized his weapon and dropped his head.

"While IF is getting her piece of marshmallow heaven and hell there let's continue the show, Franzotaku04 is next."


Enough torturing Noire! Time to torture someone else… Who shall be my next victim…? Oh! I know… Nepgear… The world is ending and the only way to save it is to kill either Uni or Neptune. Who do you choose?

And now for Vert. Could I possible be your little sister for the day? I mean, I have an older sister but she's kinda… Meh. So can I!? Can I!?


"Finally…" Noire sighed. "Maybe now I finally get some rest…" "You know you just raised a flag here didn't you…?" Noire rolled here eyes.

"You're just asking for more, watch the next submission being something for you again."

"Goodness! Why would you ask me such a question!? …I can't answer that! I couldn't possibly choose between my best friend and my sister!" "Kinda have to agreed with that, it's not the best question to ask here, let's move on…"

Vert smiled apologetic, "I really appreciate the offer, but my eyes are only on Nepgear." The host sighed, "You always talk about Nepgear, no offense but what makes her so great that adore her that much?"

Vert was baffled by that question, "You simply do not understand how great it would be to have a little sister like her, a smart diligent little sister who is always ready for her older sister... Ah, how I long to have someone like that in my eternal life…"

"…I guess I can see what you mean if you point it out like that…, also she was kind of the only one who comforted you after freeing you all for the Gamindustri Graveyard… Everyone would feel some kind of attraction after receiving a warm hug in exchange for the cold embrace of the Graveyard… Moving on, Nep Fanclub Girl."


YES! YOU 2 ARE VERY DAMN CUTE TOGETHER! XD Well I like Nep very much but Purple Heart is missing here.

So, Nep can transform into Purple Heart and do some puppy cosplay with fluffy ears and a tail owo

I'll send a pudding for Noire to feed her xD …Umm, now I wanna draw that o.o Uni can take her place if she doesn't wanna xDD


"Uuuuuugh…, whyyyyyyyy…?" Noire groaned into her hands. "Told you so." "…Shut up…" "Come on Noire, it isn't that bad." "Easy to say for you, you don't have to embarrass yourself…" "You worry too much, I mean the fans are already accustomed to us having moments like these."

Noire turned around to Purple Heart now wearing black dog-ears and a large fluffy tail that had a white stripe through the black fur.

"Well, I have the pudding here. Now feed your Purple lover and enjoy." The host snickered. "She is not my lover." With a scowl she swiped the pudding from Acell and sat back in her seat…, with Neptune on top. "Agh! Neptune get off!" "Why? Weren't you supposed to feed me pudding?" "Yes! But there wasn't anything that said that you could sit on my lap!" "Just feed her and get it over with Noire…" Acell rolled his eyes at Noire's display.

"Fine!" Noire opened the pack and fed Neptune in silence. Purple Heart hugged Noire by the neck, pulling her in close. Our Tsundere started blushing furiously but stayed silent. "Well, there you go, I hope you Neptune X Noire shippers are satisfied now, Next up xX UltiAnimeAlex Xx."


Next, I want you to add the Oracles in the mix, or rather make the Goddesses their personal maids and stuffsss.


"...Funny that you mention them, 3 guesses who were caught trespassing this morning." 3 panels opened and out of the panels came three seats with the 3 trespassers, the Oracles of Lastation, Lowee and Leanbox.

Kei looked kind of angry, Mina was glaring at Chika meanwhile she sheepishly smiled. "They weren't even doing that bad, that was until someone abandoned to plan for a solo mission…" Kei joined Mina in glaring at Chika.

"I said I was sorry, could you two please stop staring?" "Not possible, our plan was perfectly formulated, it's due to you that we failed." Kei replied harshly.

"Chika here made a mad dash for Vert as soon as she saw her, that was the moment security caught them. Welcome to the show ladies, from today on you three are part of the whole shebang." The host explained.

"I'm sorry but we didn't come here to participate in your show, we came here to rescue the CPU's." The host started laughing, "Ahaha, that's cute," Then his face turned serious. "But nobody is getting out of here." "But we-" "MOVING ON, BLAZINGEDGE IS NEXT."


Blanc… I just…, I-I need to sit down, how could she be into that answer dangit… Also, can we see what happens when the cast is drunk? I'll send liquor needed. Also, Nepgear have you ever tried making a cyborg or something?


Mina frowned at the submission, "What is this, you have liquor here? I knew this whole program was nothing but trouble, we have children here for goddess sake!"

"You know I wa-"

"You are subjecting innocent little children to something dangerous like alcohol!"

"But..."

"What is the next thing you are going to do!? Have them ride monsters!?"

"Would you calm down woman!?" Mina jumped a little.

"I know without a doubt that everyone here is probably old enough to drink, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give them that!" The host sighed.

"And you Blaze, are you crazy? We have super powered beings here, do you know what would have happened if they would start a fight? They would have destroyed the studio and probably more!"

Acell shook his head, "Let's just move on, Nepgear?" "Um, no, I have never tried it but I probably will sometime." "Thank you, moving on! The Klade!"


A space station? Really? Those things don't exactly have engines you know (unless it was that certain one the size of a small moon... but that's not mine to give). Well, if you insist...

*Grumbles something about how difficult it is to move an entire space station not only to different planet but also across an entirely different dimension without making it fall from orbit*

I would send pudding but someone already beat me to it. A question for the Goddesses: Of all the villains you've fought, who is it you disliked the most?


"You should have thought about that earlier buster! Also, don't forget the load of pudding!" Neptune proclaimed. "Well color me surprised, he is actually gonna give you a space station. Also don't worry about the pudding Klade, the amount of people who send pudding is too damn high anyway."

And now we have meme's, this show has it all, hasn't it?

"Least favorite villain? That's an interesting question." "That damn pervert that always chased my sisters, definitely." Blanc frowned. "Yes, that dirty pervert that like licking stuff, he was so gross!" Ram shuddered.

"Uh-uh, he completely ruined our clothes that one time." Rom angrily pouted, sadly(?) she didn't pull it off too greatly and she ended up looking more adorable than angry. "Ah, yes, 'Sir' CFW Trick." Acell finished with a click of his tongue.

"Glad that bastard is gone..., I bet the rest of the Goddesses would choose for CFW Magic." Acell turned to the girls. "She obviously was cheating the entire time! Save states!? Game shark!? Action Replay!? She could never fight us 4 at the same time and win!" The Purple Goddess rambled.

"Forgetting the entire ramble about cheating, I have to agree with Neptune, that woman was on her own stronger than the four of us combined, and even after collecting the power to face her again she still was quite the nuisance." "A'right, next please."


G.N. Over-Kite: There is nothing wrong with reading that sort of thing, unless they are a massive pervert. Is Blanc a massive pervert? Nope! So it's fiiiiiiiine~!

All righty, down to business! I wish to make amends with Neptune, and give her some pudding..., that's also a monster. Pudding monster. Is she a bad enough Nep to eat it?!

For the twins, I flubbed my question it seems! I meant to say if you could mimic the other twin, but Blanc works! Question is..., can you pull off some twin-switching shenanigans? Uh, who else didn't get many questions…

Oh! Uni! I hate to be that guy, but since you never seem to forget the Skill, why do you keep Charley Horse around? It's very useful, sure, but since being in HDD is often ideal for such a situation when you use it... That's a lot of broken cameras!


"At least there is one person who doesn't over react to me reading that." Blanc stared. "If anyone over reacted, it was you Blanc, you forcepalmed me on the heart, roundhouse kicked Vert and barrelrolled Noire and Neptune!"

"You shouldn't have interrupted me." "You shouldn't have been so rude to read while we are busy being live." "You shouldn't touch my stuff, especially my books." "Did you forget who bought the book in the first place?"

Blanc and Acell started a glaring duel.

Acell turned away, pulled out a cup of pudding and threw it to the ground. "Anyway, a wild pudding monster appeared! What will Neptune do?" Just as he finished saying that, the cup started shaking until a Dogoo popped out.

Unlike a normal Dogoo, this was cream coloured with a brown top. Neptune was standing in front of it, looking down on it. "Urh, Neptune?" She pulled a huge spoon out of nowhere... "...Where the hell did you get that...?" "Sst, never question a maidens hammerspace..."

"Ooookaaaay..., but you are not going to eat it..., right...? RIGHT?" "I am." "...What!?"

Everyone chorused and the pudding Dogoo let out a high whine like it was also saying 'what'. Neptune's eyes lit up as she jumped raising the giant spoon, "GET IN MAH BELLY!"

She violently stabbed the spoon into the pudding Dogoo.

(Insert violent eating noises and high pitched whines here... RIP Pudding Dogoo, you were such a cute/tasty monster...)

...

Everyone in the studio was witness to Neptune violating a pudding Dogoo with a giant spoon, I bet that nobody ever thought to encounter, 'violating', 'pudding Dogoo', and 'giant spoon' in one sentence…

...

"...I hope 'that' answered your question G.N..., Let's move on from that slaughter and go to the next question... Rom, Ram?"

"OH! That's an even better idea! We should totally try that sometime!" "Sounds like fun." "Please don't…" Blanc sighed.

"So Uni, why do you keep that move around?" The host asked. Uni blushed and looked away, "I, uh, came up with that move on a whim…, and it was surprisingly effective…, hehe…" She giggled awkwardly.

"Well, she is right, it is quite effective." Uni smiled a little. "Everyone has to take a moment to regain their composure after a good look at that booty."

"PERVERT!" Acell laughed. "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist that opportunity." Uni was beet red.

"Let's move on to the last three submissions! Yurilover567, you're up!"


Well, I do have one: When the Goddesses were trapped in the Gamindustri Graveyard for 3 years, wouldn't they need to eat and drink?

Wouldn't they have starved or dehydrated before the 1st year was over? Nep is shown to eat a lot, and they get hungry don't they? Just something that confused the hell out of me.


"Well CPU's live of Shares, it's their primary source of energy, and as long as they have Shares they will survive, right?"

"Again, a very sharp observation ^.^ The Goddess only eat and drink to satisfy their human half, their deity half overrides their human half and lives of Shares. As long as they have Shares they could survive without food (っ^▿^)."

"Thank you Histoire, next up Gigarot."


So now Neptune and Noire should go on a date, Nepgear and Uni after them. Then they have to report back.


"Told y-" "SHUT UP!" "And the shipping continues! People really love the Planeptune sisters and the Lastation sisters together."

"See Nowa, even the audience agrees with me, we are like the perfect duo, the heroic protagonist and her trustworthy sidekick!" Neptune was all up in her face again…

"Goodness… A date with Uni…" Nepgear interlocked her fingers and played with them a little. "It's not like I want to go on a date with Nepgear, but someone has to keep her company…"

"I'll put you 4 love birds on dates later, let's continue for now."

Neptune was smiling mischievously, Nepgear was blushing and shying away and the Tsundere sisters crossed their arms and were blushing into different directions.

"On to the last submission of tonight!"


Shiori Yamikaze: Seems like Blanc is trying to get closer to Vert by indulging in a similar hobby...could this be a sign of things to come? Perhaps Blanc wants to be Vert's little sister? Is this true?(and what does Vert think of the idea of having Blanc as her sister?)

Blanc, you seem to be enthralled by books...but is reading the most important thing to you? If you had the option to get every book ever created (and all future works) across all dimensions would you do so? Even if you had to trade your two sisters to CFW Trick forever? (How would the twins feel about this deal if it happened?)

Neptune, I have a question for you similar to the one I gave Blanc. If you could trade Nepgear to Uni for a lifetime supply of pudding, would you? (What would the CPU Candidates involved think of this trade?)

I will be sending tasty pudding to everyone as well. After Neptune eats her's, reveal that her pudding portion was poisoned (It was not by the way). The only way to cure it is an antidote delivered via a kiss. Sounds like a job for Noire, doesn't it? In the event that Noire refuses (she probably will) you can just give Neptune the "antidote" pudding.

Vert, I will give you this dress. You get to make Acell wear it and be your little "sister" for the rest of the episode. In fact, why don't we invite Peashy over to be your little sister for the day as well? Acell has the right to refuse; on the condition he spends time with Iris Heart.

We know you want to. Looking forward to seeing future chapt- I mean episodes.


"Hell no! You must be stupid if you think I'm trying to become more like Thunder Tits over there! I DESPISE her, especially those meatbags she carries on the chest!"

"Oh, Blanc, you know very well that breasts are a symbolic of fertility and maturity. qualities of a Goddess. (Boing, boing)"

Blanc turned to look at here, glaring. She tried to keep her temper under control (Boing, boing.)

"She's doing this on purpose…, She's doing this on purpose…"

(Boing, boing, big boing!)

A familiar shadow overtook Blanc's face, her left eye glowed and she ground her teeth.

"I SWEAR she's doing this on purpose!"

"Calm down now Blanc, no need to get so worked up." "HOW? This next question pisses me off even more! Would you give away your own family so that you could get stuff!?"

"This girl has no chill…" Acell whispered to himself.

"I have to agree with Blanc here, I love pudding but I would never trade my coolios baby sister Junior for it!" Neptune emphasized on it by clinging to her sister's arm.

"Aww, Neptune…"

"Alright, I hope everyone isn't sick of pudding yet, cuss her is another round of stuff…"

"Aww, yiss! Gimme!" Neptune was as eager as ever… She took a big scoop again and shoved it into her mouth.

"BTW, that pudding was poisoned and the only cure is a kiss from Noire." "BLARG, WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!?" Aaand she slumped in her seat.

"Well, Noire it's time to save your lover." "Do you really think that I'm going to kiss her?" "...Nope, but it was worth a shot." Noire looked over to Neptune who quickly closed her right eye which she used to spy on Noire. The ravenette sighed, "I guess I'll humor her a bit…"

She went over to Neptune and lifted her.

Was she really going to kiss Neptune?

Noire closed in on Neptune…

She isn't going to…, right…?

Noire and Neptune were blushing simultaneously…

Is it really going to happen…?

They were so close that they were breathing the same air…

They were inches away…

(Chu…)

Sweet Goddess…

Noire and Neptune had reached full lip on lip contact…

They relished in the kiss, tasting each others lip, embracing each other they deepened the kiss…

Finally, letting go of each other, the panted…

"I guess it's hard to deny that I like you a little bit now…" Noire looked the other way. Neptune was agape but quickly smiled, "Don't worry Nowa, I'll make sure to love you for the both of us…" Neptune initiated the second kiss…

At least this is what happened in Neptune's mind; in reality Noire dodged the kiss last second and dropped Neptune back in her seat. Noire looked at the camera triumphantly, "HA! Did you guys really think I would kiss Neptune?" She turned to look at Neptune.

The poor girl was glaze eyed, lost in her own daydream…

...

Wow, way to be a dreambreaker there Noire…

...

"...Damn, we were SO close to Hot Yuri Action…," Acell sighed.

"Next question…, wait, what… Oh hell no I'll be wearing a dress. Also, like I said, I can't just have people over! Do you guys really want more guests for the show?" The host spaced out in thought.

"I bet the dress will look fabulous on you." Vert smiled at the Host. "Nononono, I RATHER spend time with Plutia than wearing a dress."

At this moment Acell knew, he f'd up…

"Ohoho, is that an invitation I hear~"

(Insert a certain Dominatrix Theme here.)

"…Crap…" Acell turned around and saw Iris floating behind him. Her eyes had that dangerous maroon glow to them.

"NONONONONONO, I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!" "Really now? I clearly heard you say that you would LOVE to spent some time with me." This is it, he is done for...

"Can I at least finish the episode…?" "Go ahead~" Accepting his fate, he turned around and faced the camera.

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A certain whip rolled around his ankle. "Now that you said you goodbyes, it's time for some fun~"

"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Iris flew off with Acell to who knows where… We probably won't see them for a while…

Good-bye and see you next time.