The way Astoria's story ended is like how everyone's stories eventually end: with death. However, before she died, she was caught by the Aurors (they found her in Rose's apartment, of all places), and it none other than Harry Potter himself who got to interview her.

"We need to talk," Harry started the conversation, making Astoria burst out laughing.

"Don't say that. When men say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts."

Harry looked at her ,puzzled. "Are you actually confessing to killing your husband?"

"I'm not confessing to anything, Mr. Potter," Astoria hissed, a man-like grin appearing on her face. "But I'm sure you have enough from my children's memories to put me away for life...so I might as well get a laugh out of it before I go."

Harry looked at the woman skeptically, for she was most definitely mad.

Drabble Wars: Astoria/Harry - "We need to talk." / "Don't say that. When women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts."

Gringotts Prompts: [Words instead of said] Hissed [Locations] Azkaban [Prepositions] Before