Kyle got to Kenny's house and knocked on the door. Almost immediately, Kenny answered it.
"Hey, dude. I need to talk to you," Kyle explained.
"Okay. Let's go to my room," With a slight wave of his hand, Kenny led Kyle to his room.
"Alright..." Kyle began nervously once they reached their destination. "I know you might not really care, but I need your help to get Stan and Cartman to quit being pissbabies."
"Not really care? Are you kidding me?! Those two are driving me nuts!" exclaimed Kenny. "They're even worse than when it was YOU and Cartman arguing! If this keeps up, I think I'm gonna kill myself!"
"Really? That's great! I-I mean, not the suicide part, the fact that you feel the same way I do. That was the great part. So what do you think we can do about it?"
"Yeahhh," Kenny rubbed the back off his hood."Uh, I'm afraid I'm not helping you, dude."
"Dude, why not?"
"Nooo way am I getting any more involved in this mess," Kenny said stubbornly. "I'm the only sane one left in this squad, and I'm not fucking that up by getting caught up in some stupid argument."
"That's YOUR objective, Kenny! Mine is getting those two to be friends again! Sounds a BIT more imperative to me!"
Kenny turned around. "Dude, whatever."
"FINE! I'll do it without you!" snapped Kyle. When he was just outside of Kenny's room, he heard the blond boy say something. He stuck his head back in the room, thinking that perhaps Kenny had changed his mind. "What'd you say?"
"I said you're just jealous that Cartman's riding Stan now instead of you," Kenny said, nonchalantly looking up from a magazine.
"Screw you, Kenny."
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Kyle paced around and around in his bedroom.
How can I get those two to stop fighting all on my own? Will they ever just let this go? And why the hell do Cartman AND Kenny both think I'm "jealous"? Why would I be jealous? I have nothing to be jealous OF!
...
Unless you count Stan hogging Cartman's attention.
Kyle nearly jumped, in disbelief that that thought just crossed his mind.
Cartman's attention wasn't exactly something to "hog"; more like something to "try and get rid of as soon as possible".
But all of this just felt off to Kyle. To exaggerate, it was as though the balance of the universe had been skewed!
Their entire group dynamic was in the toilet, and it was up to Kyle Broflovski to come up with a plan to set it right! And he had to do it fast, before even CRAIG'S gang looked more coordinated than them! Then NO ONE would find them cool!
Kyle thought back to how flatly Cartman had asked him if he was jealous of Stan. Was he being serious when he asked that, or was he just trying to get under Kyle's skin? Did Cartman actually realize why Kyle was upset? ...yeah, right! Like Cartman cared how Kyle felt! If he did, he would've apologized to Stan already and stopped this nonsense!
Then Kyle recalled what Stan had snapped at him. He said that if Cartman apologized and MEANT it, then he would forgive him.
That's how he could resolve all this! By getting Cartman to sincerely apologize for his stupidity!
...
Oh, boy. This was gonna be tough.
(A/N: Not quite as long as I planned, buuuut...OKAY
You guys would probably be willing to wait a bit longer if it meant longer chapters, huh? HE-HUH
I still need time to plan some stuff out! Hope this wasn't too boring! Please review, fave, follow and check out my profile for more! A bientot!)
