A few days passed since Bowser opened up his Scoopa Koopa restaurant, and already it was the hot spot of the Mushroom Kingdom. As such, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, and Waluigi kept eating there each day. Mario too had a few snacks from there as well, but, being the more sensible fellow, did so in reason. One morning, Peach decided to check up on the Mario Bros. When she opened the door to their house, she found nothing but Scoopa Koopa Egg Delight wrappers, Koopa Fry boxes, and milkshake cups all over the floor, Luigi oddly positioned as he slept near the fireplace and Mario at the table with his face down.
Luigi was the first of the two to wake up, but he did so in the most peculiar fashion. He stretched his body out, bent his arms like wings, and let out a loud crow, as if he were a bird of some kind! The sound of Luigi's crowing woke Mario up.
"Oh! I'm awake, I'm awake!"
He then noticed the princess looking less than pleased at their current state.
"Look at this place!" she scolded. "I've always held you two as role models for my people, but now look! There's garbage everywhere, Luigi's catching up to you in terms of belly shape, and…why is he acting like a chicken?"
"I don't like the way the place has been getting either, Princess. I've tried and tried to talk sense into Luigi and giving Scoopa Koopa a break, but he just won't stop eating from there. He's been draining our coin supply like it was a kitchen sink! *chuckle* Get it? It's a little plumber joke, after all. But jokes aside, I'm as concerned as you. I don't…"
But before Mario could continue, there was a knock at the door. Mario opened it to find Yoshi and the two Wicked Bros., and they too were acting as funny as Luigi.
"Braaaaawk, hey Greenie!" squawked Waluigi. "We're going to Scoopa Koopa's for breakfast!"
"Yeah, cluck-caw" Wario added, "Bowser's added a breakfast menu!"
Yoshi just squeaked and clucked for joy as he tried flapping around.
But before Luigi could join his snacking buddies, Peach grabbed them and pushed them into the house. Mario was stunned.
"Peach" he pleaded, "what's the meaning of this?"
"Mario" she said, "I'd like for you to make sure these fast food junkies are not to eat anymore of Bowser's food, and same goes for you too! I've noticed how much you like the shakes. Come tomorrow, the five of you shall go on a diet and I will order a royal decree that nobody serve you all any junk food until you guys shake this habit! You understand? NO MORE SCOOPA KOOPA!"
And with that, she slammed the door and locked them in. Mario couldn't believe what had just happened. The others, however, were a little more melodramatic over the situation.
"No more Scoopa Koopa?" whined Wario.
"Oh, I hate diet!" cried Yoshi.
Mario turned to his brother and friends.
"One egg sandwich with you birdbrains and now I'm stuck babysitting you. Mamma-mia, what am I going to do with all of you?" he sighed.
Now he knew something was indeed going on, but he still wasn't sure what it all meant. He went into his room, hoping things would sort themselves out by morning.
