And you my boy are very dead
Minerva and her new husband had retired for the night. In order to prevent the former headmaster to come in their room, Filius had charmed the portrait to keep their occupant in their frames. Albus was looking sadly at the door.
"You are jealous, Albus." Armando statted
"Well of course. My wife is enjoying herself in another man embrace…
"Do we really need to have this discussion?" Severus snorted
No one listened to him.
"She is no longer your wife. You swore to love and be faithful 'till death do you part. And you my boy are very dead" Dilys smoothed.
"He didn't need to rub in my face that she was good"
"You asked him, remember?" Armando sighed.
"Could we please quit talking about my mother's sex life?"
Again, no one took notice.
"By the way Armando" Albus asked, "She told me you saw her naked?"
Armando blushed.
"Yes I did while she was a student. I was patrolling and heard some strange noise from the prefect bathroom. A little worried, I opened the door. She was sited on the edge of the tub, naked."
"And what were the strange noises?" Dilys wondered
"She was having a singing contest with the mermaid. Needless to say, when she saw me, she screamed and she hexed me hard."
Albus laughed.
"Yet her body figure was worth the pain" Armando confessed.
"I do think we should stop commenting Minerva's curves." Dilys cut "Severus is near apoplexy."
Severus glared at Armando.
"I don't see his problem" Phineus snorted "He didn't know she was her mother until his death. It shouldn't matter to him that we say she can flex amazingly under a man, that her boobs are firm in hand…"
"You don't know that!" Albus raised up.
"I saw how they fitted in your hands. And her bottom…"
"I'd stop right here if I were you" Armando advised
"She may not scream" Phineus continued oblivious of the stares he was getting from both Albus and his son "But she seems really gifted with her tongue…"
He suddenly burst into flames. Every portrait looked at the stairs. A slightly dishevelled and partially undressed Minerva stood at her bedroom door, her wand pointing at Phineus' portrait.
"The advantage of being quiet is that my hearing is as accurate as ever. Could you now be quiet and drop this subject?"
"Of course" Armando muttered.
"Good. Have a good night"
She turned but Albus called her.
"You didn't kill him, did you?"
"Of course not. I sent him to Grimauld place."
