Chapter 1

The rescue

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I just own the plot line… yeah I'm pissed about it too.

"Father, I'm going to train my jutsu with my squad. I'll see you when I master a jutsu that's a promise!" Nashobichi said running out the door. When he got to the battle grounds where his teammates were supposed to be he noticed something strange. Nobody was there; he was 10 minutes late so they should have been there. It didn't take him very long to know it was a trap! Azula could have lost in a battle get taken away and Raafa could have been out witted. "I need to find some clues or tracks" Nashobichi yelled.

After about 5 minutes of looking he just walked to his Taijutsu training tree and started attacking it. 3 hours later he sat down by it to take a break.

"Oh my god!" A tree just grabbed him. Boing! It was a transformation jutsu, it was some weird chuunin from the village hidden in the sand. "I'll give you your friends back if you tell me a few answers" The ninja said. "Ff…fine." "First question, how many people are in your clan?" "About 80, maybe 90" Nashobichi answered. "Second question, who is the strongest in your clan?" "My uncle Chobochi" He replied. "Last question, who is the fattest person you know?" "Um… … … … yo momma!" How dare you insult her! She may be chubby but she is nice enough to make a sandwich for lunch! It even has a little smiley face on it! The ninja replied angrily. Wow, he is such a dobe. Nashobichi thought in his head.

"Now you can have your stupid friends back, if you come and get them in my village. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The ninja then disappeared into the dust.

Nashobichi knew what he had to do, so he counted his weapons. "18 kunai, 11 shuriken, 3 tag bombs, 4 smoke bombs, and 2 food pills. That should be enough." So without getting any help or telling any one he left for the village hidden in the sand.

At his speed, the sand village was about 30 minutes away with no distractions, but just 5 minutes away from the leaf village and… Swish! He runs into trap wire and has 200 kunai coming right for him. "Bloody Igloo!" He yelled. Within a second a defense went all the way around him, it blocked all the kunai. "I'm safe for now" Nashobichi whispered to himself. He walked about 10 more steps until he hit another trap, this time only 2 kunai shot at him so he just deflected them with two of his kunai. "I'm going to have to travel jumping from tree to tree until I reach the lake." Nashobichi thought.

He jumped from tree to tree for 15 minutes; he then reached a giant lake. He knew that wouldn't be booby trapped. Nashobichi jumped on the lake and ran on top of the water. After running on the lake for about 3 minutes he saw the village. Nashobichi dove in the water and searched. Soon he found the cage where they were keeping Azula and Raafa. He got back on top of the water and started running again. "Almost there" Nashobichi said. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! He was discovered, and hit repeatedly by the sand, just like what they were doing to his teammates. He slowly got up through rage. "I'm going to kill you quickly and painfully, by draining all that evil blood out of your body!" Nashobichi screamed. He then put out his demoning. (Special blood line eyes) And went 100 mph at the ninja. "DIE" Bloody spit! About 15 big blood bullets came flying towards the ninja. The ninja wasn't fast enough; he dodged the first 10 but got hit with the last 5. "Bloody grab!" Nashobichi yelled. All the blood on him turned into a giant hand and grabbed the ninja in its clutches. Nashobichi ran towards him with a kunai in his hand. He stabbed him right in the heart.

"It was a clone!" Nashobichi yelled. The ninja came out from under him and gave him a blow to the head. Nashobichi grabbed a scroll, wrote on it with blood and stuck most of his weapons on it, he then just threw it at the ninja. "HA!" He said. "That didn't come close to me. The ninja grabbed his left and right arm with sand from the bottom of the lake and crushed it.

Knowing it might be his last shot Nashobichi took his last kunai and threw it at the ninja. "You missed, why didn't you at least try to get within 100 feet of me?" The ninja said chuckling. "Because I didn't want to hit you" Nashobichi said. "What do you mean!?" The ninja yelled.

Nashobichi did two hand signs and said, boom. Like he said, everything went…BOOM! "W-what happened?" The ninja asked. Nashobichi limped up to him and answered. "That last kunai I threw had a tag bomb on it, and so did the scroll, so they both exploded at the bottom of the lake, also the weapons went up and shot at you along with the force of the explosion." The ninja then past out and sank to the bottom of the lake. Nashobichi went up to the jail, used his last tag bomb, the wall exploded and he got them out.

"Thank you Nashobichi, I knew you could do it, so you want to see a movie tonight?" Azula said. "No time for flirting, remember we are still in the sand village." Raafa said. They all ran over the lake ready to be home.

"Forgot about me?" The ninja said from the bottom of the lake. He flew up in the air about to hit Raafa. But we all wanted to get home and not have to deal with this guy so they used a special technique. "Triple deadly attack!" They all yelled. Azula started off sending him a special Genjutsu so we would seem invisible and so all the attacks that hit him will feel 3 times as bad. She then blasted him with water blast, Raafa attacked him with water needles, and Nashobichi was about to attack so they jumped onto a tall rock and he attacked. Lightning explosion, since he is in the Genjutsu and he is wet it will hurt about 10 times worse, and the jutsu is a 1 or 2 hit KO anyway! Raafa then ran up and kicked him about half a mile into there jail.

They ran home safely, Raafa and Azula went straight home but Nashobichi kept his promise, he got home 3 hours later once he mastered control over bloody spit.

-Hope you enjoyed this chapter, the next chapter should be out within a week.