"LAXUS!" Yelled one royally pissed Lucy Heartfilia as she gripped the table beside her with a death grip as sparks coursed through her body. Said man was hiding from said woman behind the bar, though he had a feeling it wasn't a very good hiding spot due to Mira's constant giggling whenever she looked down at him. The shock sessions that the baby would give her daily, as it was most likely going to be a lightning Mage, was normal by now, but Laxus knew after the first time he tried being there for her that it was bad for his hand, which still hadn't healed fully. He shuddered as he remembered how she very violent she'd been with his hand, how she'd broken the fingers and given zero fucks.

Wendy hadn't even been allowed to treat his fingers, as Lucy forbid her, so Laxus was ultimately stuck with the regular hospital, which promised a long recovery.

"LAXUS! GET YOUR PASTY WHITE ASS OVER HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" He gulped as he realized that there was no way out of it. He stood up and walked over to her, his back straight and his head held high whilst doing so, but on the inside he was cowering at the anger this woman showed him as she settled her severely angered glare upon him. She held out her hand, and he placed his injured hand into her grasp, and was immediately driven to his knees when she squeezed without remorse, taking all her pain out on him, or, more specifically, his fingers. He bit his lip to keep from crying, and he sighed in relief when the Sparks stopped shooting out randomly from her body. As she dropped his hand she leaned in with a smirk, whispering into his ear something he'd never forget.

"Payback's a bitch." And with that she turned right back around on that stool and started eating her mountain of pancakes. Laxus sighed out in relief and pain and turned to leave, when he was stopped yet again by Lucy.

"Go to Wendy to have your hand healed, because every day from now on you're helping me through the pain, and you're not going to have an eternally fucked up hand just because I kept breaking it while it was still broken. Oh, and Laxus? We are never having another baby."

That was what she said, however, the second time she got pregnant, and she repeated that ending sentence every day during the third pregnancy, but it wasn't until she got pregnant for the fourth time that she started taking birth control pills after said child was born.

Hey guys! Sorry that the third chapter was late, I had a lot of school to do yesterday, but I hope you enjoy the chapters!

Chow for Now! Peace:)

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