"So this is how babies are made?" That was the first thing Laxus heard when he stepped into the house he shared with his beautiful wife Lucy Heartfilia, and his blood instantly ran cold.

"Yup. You were all born like this."

"So does that mean daddy's a true 'motherfucker' like Natsu says? Cause you're our moma, and in this manga it says that he's gonna 'fuck' her so."

"Technically yes, that does mean Laxus is a motherfucker, but don't ever call your dad that, as by most other people's standards that is a bad name." Lucy said in a matter of fact tone.

"Lucy darling, just what in are you teaching our kids?" Laxus asked as he burst through the door into the living room.

"Mama's teaching us about sex, because Isran told me at the playground today that a dad puts his peepee into a woman's peepee, and when I told mommy she said that it was time we learned about "sex". She gave us her favorite manga to give us examples." Said their eldest son Andrew.

"Did you have to go that far in teaching them Luce?" And Laxus immediately got an affirmative nod.

"I don't see the need to lie Lax, better they learn from us than some misinformed kid right?" He nodded, as he knew it was true, and just left to the kitchen to get some food.

"Mommy, why are two guys "fucking" this girl at the same time?" Asked their little seven year old Layla.

What have we done? Laxus asked himself as he started buttering a piece of toast.

I have to say, this is what I would do if my kid was suddenly getting told by other kids about sex. Rather me than them right? Tell me in a review what you'd do with your kids, if you have them or not. Let's see how many of you have the balls to answer!

Chow for Now! Peace:)

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