Sollux's salamander is wearing a ninja mask.

Karkat looked at Sollux. A bubble came out of arms. "ARE YOU HAVING TO FART TROUGH YOUR ARMS?!" said Karkat. Sollux spread his arms out. Out came a cute salamander called Bok choy. "Glob! Glob!" said Bok choy, trying to waddle through the ball pit balls. "Kk, thii2 ii2 my pet Bok choy," said Sollux smirking. "He's a profe22iional. He kiick2 a22e2. "OK, YOU TELL ME CRAZY STUFF, RIGHT? NOW YOUR'E SAYING YOUR PET "SALAMANDER" IS A BOSS WHO KICKS ASSES?!" screamed Karkat. "Yes, a 2alamander who kiick2 a22e2," said Sollux, nodding. "OK, IF YOU SAY SO, SHOW ME, ASSHOLE," said Karkat. Bok choy came forward, doing a round house kick.

Karkat was bewildered."WELL GUESS WHAT. YOU SPIT IN MY EYES, AND YOUR SALAMANDER KICKED ME IN THE BUTT!" yelled Karkat. "Well 2orry kk. Ii gue22 ii wa2 the one doing iit," said Sollux looking at Karkat as he was lying. Karkat said, WELL, WELL, WELL, GUESS WHO'S THE ONE TALKING NOW?" said Karkat obviously taunting Sollux. "Me?" said Sollux not getting what karkat meant.

Karkat face palmed, while bok choy sneezed. It was as loud as 10 trumpets blowing at the same time. Karkat was terrified. Karkat never wanted to hear a salamander sneeze. Or any animals from the human world sneeze or cough. And that was final. "GET BOK CHOY OUT! I CAN'T STAND HIM!" screamed karkat. "well ii gue22 2o then…. But you go not me," Sollux said crossly. And that was final too. Karkat thought about it. Somebody was going to find them too, soon enough. Terezi was the main police to serve justice. With her kiesmesis for sure.