Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto. If I did, he'd annoy the crap out of me.

Ch. 1

Kakashi walked down the road. "No dogs!" he muttered. "My life is over!"

"Hi Kakashi!" Gai said, walking by. "Are you up for a challenge today?" "Go away!" Kakashi moaned. "What's wrong?" asked Gai. "I bet I can help!" "No one can help me now," Kakashi cried. "I am alone!" "Kakashi," Gai said. "Let me help. You're starting to sound like Sasuke." "If you can get rid of my allergy to dogs that would be helpful," Kakashi said. "Well, now I know what's wrong," Gai said. "Unfortunately, that's not in my power. Of course, if you're going to sell them, I'll take one." "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi sobbed, running away.

When he had regained his senses, he decided to go eat ramen for lunch. Guess who he ran into there? Naruto of course. "Hi Kakashi sensei! What's up?" Naruto asked. "I'm allergic to dogs," Kakashi sighed. "Oh," Naruto said, slurping up some ramen. "I'm sorry Kakashi sensei, only now I think I might have a solution!" "Already?" Kakashi asked. "Yeah," Naruto said. "In the waterfall village, there's a guy who breeds hairless ninja dogs!" "Really?" Kakashi asked. "Thank you, thank you, and Thank yoooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you sooooooo much!!!!!" Kakashi screamed, hugging Naruto. "And I'll take your old dogs!" Naruto told Kakashi, "So Pakun and all the others will have a good home and you can still visit them." "I'm going to go to the waterfall village right now!" exclaimed Kakashi. "Make sure you tell Tsunade-sama where I've gone."

A/N- Kakashi with hairless ninja dogs. That should be interesting. I wonder what's going to happen to him on the way to the waterfall village. And um…the scene with Naruto…uh…even things I write creep me out sometimes.