Good (?) Morning After
The persistent monotonous machinery-like noise had been bothering Kaito's sensitive ears for about 5 minutes already. Kaito didn't hurry to wake up though. He turned, reached out to grab his sweet aisu floating away to pink ponies and fell from the bed.
"Mmm… aisu, don't leave me!..Eh? What?..." Kaito tried to sit up and rubbed his eyes sleepily. He looked around, blinked in disbelief and rubbed his eyes again.
"I am still sleeping, probably" he thought staring in awe at his perfectly clean room. "Or aliens must have kidnapped me," what a horrible thought. "Are they going to rape me?!" The monotonous noise got nearer. Kaito grabbed the pillow preparing to fight until the end, when…
"Ah, oniisan! You woke up!" happily said Rin switching off the vacuum cleaner. Kaito looked at her in shock.
"What? I've just cleaned up a little..." shying away from his staring gaze the girl muttered, "Your room was totally pigsty, oniisan!"
She snorted and went to hide the vacuum cleaner in the back corner. Kaito got up from the floor and sat down on the bed. "Oniisan?! The last time she called me oniisan was… Never, actually!" Kaito was looking at Rin's back suspiciously, "They are scheming something with Len again!"
Meanwhile Rin finally managed to hide the vacuum cleaner covering it with a piece of cloth (Kaito was horrified to notice it used to be his underwear), and smiling happily sat down on the bed next to her brother.
"That's it! It was total mess…"
"Uh-huh," Kaito muttered, moving away from her just in case. You can never tell what Rin would take in her head; maybe she was already making horrible plans of torturing him?! Kagamine beamed.
"Oniii-sa-an!" She sang amiably coming closer and pressing Kaito to the bed's edge. "Do you remember what day is today?"
Kaito blinked and pretended thinking hard.
"World Psycho Day… Why?" He asked squinting in suspicion. Rin giggled and shook her head.
"There is no such thing! It's St Valentine's, oniisan! Here, it's for you…" blushing fiercely Rin handed Kaito a small packet. He unfolded it and saw a blue handkerchief with embroidered ice cream and tons of hearts on it.
"You like it?!" The girl screamed in delight. "I made it myself!"
Kaito picked at the gift and looked at Rin baffled.
"And… what's the trick?"
"What?" The girl blinked obviously confused, "Oniisan… what are you talking about?"
"This is not just like that, right? You and Len are up to something again, aren't you?" Kaito scowled, "Are you going to pour out a water bucket on me? Or mess my shoe-lace? Or this cloth is soaked in some poison?"
Kaito smelled it. Nothing bad actually, only a slight trace of orange…
"No!" Rin looked offended. "It's not soaked in anything… I've been embroidering it for three days, oniisan! Just for you!.."
"A gift?" Kaito raised his eyebrow in disbelief, "Give me a break, I know, it's just one of your pranks!"
The girl blushed hotly in anger and insult. It looked she was about to outbreak and start crashing everything around. Even her ribbon bristled, though it still looked cute.
"It's not our plan or anything!.. I gave it to you, oniisan, because… because…"
Rin red-faced with embarrassment averted her eyes.
"Because?!" Kaito started getting irritated. The twins had their plan for sure, only their show was getting too long now, and it was so annoying. The girl looked up finally, her eyes sore but firm.
"Because you are an idiot, onii-chan!" She shouted, kissed Kaito's cheek and ran away, slamming the door instead of good bye. Kaito froze still holding the freaking handkerchief.
"What was that?.." the thought floated in Kaito's mind. He was still thinking of excuses for Rin's weird actions, when the second Kagamine stormed inside. Breathing heavily after running, Len looked out into the corridor and whispering, "Phew… made it!" he closed the door.
"Oh! Well, now I will know what kind of trick they've prepared!" Kaito snorted to himself. Hands folded, he looked questioningly at Len.
"And?"
Len started at Kaito's voice. He seemed to be as embarrassed as his sister, his turquoise eyes looking up at Kaito.
"I… well… here," he said fidgeting from foot to foot, "Actually… oniisan…"
"Oniisan?" Kaito was not amused. "Len, tell me something new. Your sister has just been here and I am sure you are scheming something. So just give up already and tell me what is this nonsense stuck in your 'bright' heads?"
"What?! Rin's already been here?!" Len shouted, almost jumping out from his shorts, "I was sure I'd be the first… Shit!"
Kaito didn't say anything watching Len carefully. Something was not right. This Len was different from the Len he knew. The same was with Rin. The twins just could not stay embarrassed for so long. Len was standing still for a second, then firmly walked straight to Kaito.
'Kaito-nii…" Len looked fondly in his eyes and sat down on the bed nearby, "Kaito-nii… let's do it!"
At Shion's gaze whose eyes grew bigger and bigger, Len took off his shirt and red-faced lay down on the stomach sticking out his butt as he thought it was the most seductive pose.
"Come on, nii-san…" he whispered looking back. His breathing became rapid, hands crumpled the blue blanket. Kaito gulped.
"Len… This is a wrong prank…" He mumbled walking backwards, "Stop it!.."
"Nii-san… I'm ready, what are you scared of?.." Kagamine turned towards Kaito and got up on his elbows, "If you want I can…"
When Len's hands started slowly opening the fly on his shorts, Kaito's nerves snapped there. Stuttering with shock he quickly walked back to the door; then he uttered something meaningless and ran away from the room, without watching where he was running. Len's angry shouts followed him: "I thought you like shota boys! KAITOOOO~!"
