Dreams come true?

Kaito was running like mad and stopped to catch his breath only in the corridor downstairs at the first floor. What had happened to them? First Rin, then Len… Kaito could not get it why all of a sudden they started acting like this, but then his brain, completely awake now, tossed him yesterday's episode. Vocaloid opened his eyes in horror. "Master! Could it be really him?!"

Kaito didn't get chance to collect his thoughts. From round the corner slowly emerged Luka, her stunning cleavage shining proudly. As soon as she spotted Kaito, she headed towards him.

"Shion…" She whispered with a languish sigh, coming very close to Kaito, her overwhelming breasts flattening him against the wall.

"It was not me… I got put on the line. Gakupo just felt like hugging! You know, Luka?" Kaito hurried to clear everything to Luka, casting side glances at her cleavage; he feared he might just get sucked into there. Megurine tossed her pink hair coldly.

"Huh! Gakupo?.. This useless idiot?" She snorted disdainfully, "What for? Kaito-kun, all my life I've been waiting only for you…"

As if confirming her words, Luka moved, getting even closer; her hand touched Kaito's cheek. Kaito opened and closed his mouth in panic, unable to say a word. He saw himself and many times heard from Gakupo that Megurine in love was a pure nightmare following you everywhere jealous of every shadow. And the nightmare it was… But, damn, so boobgifted!

"Umm… Luka," Kaito faltered trying to stop nose bleeding, "Could you… move a bit, I can barely breathe!"

"Move how? Like this?.." The girl swayed her boobs, "Or like that?.."

The perfectly manicured hand touched Kaito's fly. Megurine's eyes were burning with desire, and Kaito was about to submit to force, when suddenly…

"OFF. YOUR MITTS. FROM HIM!" Kaito turned his head and saw rumpled Meiko at the entrance. She had her usual bottle and it was obvious that half of the liquid had been already consumed. With a threatening hiccup Meiko walked teetering towards the couple. Luka snorted and moved away from Kaito, folding her hands.

"What do you want? Don't you see, Shion and I are busy…"

"Busy? With my… (hic!..) Kaito?.." the brown-haired vocaloid scowled, "you don't have any business with him… AND WONT EVER HAVE!"

Meiko crushed the bottle against the wall and came into attack. Kaito shrieked in fear but Luka reacted fast. She roughly pushed Kaito aside and beat off the brunette with a frozen tuna which appeared as if from nowhere. It seemed Megurine pulled it out from the depths of her cleavage.

"YOUR Kaito?" Megurine smirked, "Shion belongs and will belong only to ME!"

"We'll see about that!" Meiko shouted holding what was left from the bottle by the bottleneck. Pointing its sharp edges at Luka and with her loud "FOR KAITO!" Meiko jumped into the fight. Megurine smirked and rushed towards her holding her tuna as if it was a sword. While this show was going on, Kaito, completely forgotten, was crawling along the corridor. "Crazy idiots… I don't belong to anybody!" He was muttering irritated, trying to move as smooth as possible so that nobody could spot him. Just barely having made it to the hall Shion breathed a sigh of relief. Finally he could escape from those silly girls, now he could spend some time alone, think, and maybe eat an ice cream…

"Kaito-kun!" All of a sudden a ringing voice made Kaito jump.

"Mi-mi-miku?" squeaked Shion automatically trying to flatten his ruffled hair. "What are you doing here?.."

"I… um… you know…" Miku looked confused blushing fiercely, "let's go out?"

Кайто blinked dumbfounded and stared at Diva.

"What? With Miku-chan? A date?.."

The girl nodded intensely and looked at Kaito waiting for his answer. He blushed and noticed that confused Miku looked even more beautiful.

"Of course! Oh, my princess!" He said, "Let's go out on a date, right now!"

He took the girl by the elbow and walked fast to the door before two fighting ladies could notice his escape.