Disclaimer: I own no Characters and no Cats.
Authors Note: this one's a tad, strange⦠even with the added section.
Cats and Chocolate
Simon stood outside the door of Magnus' apartment, watching as Clary pressed her stele to the door and began to draw the 'open' rune whilst Jace and Izzy 'kept watch.' He really needed new friends.
"Somebody, remind me exactly why we're breaking into your brothers boyfriend's apartment?"
"To steal his cat, weren't you listening?" Came Jace's annoyed reply.
"And why do we need to steal Chairman Meow?
"So that Chairman Meow and Church can make babies and I can have a bunch of adorable little kittens, duh!" Isabelle commented looking at him as if he were stupid.
"But they're both boys how the hell do they have babies?" Simon asked, he was now massively confused and was asking what he thought was a pretty logical question; however, the others seemed to have tuned him out, he really was questioning his friend's sanity.
"Got it!" Clary's excited voice broke through the silence, as she swung the door open and the four of them snuck into the apartment.
"Okay, split up and get searching," Jace commanded as if they were hunting a demon in an abandoned warehouse.
They all began to look through the apartment, until Jace found the Chairman, curled up on the loveseat fast asleep. He picked up the cat and they began to sneak back out, when the Chairman woke up, noticed the change and let out an ear-splitting shriek, clawing at Jace's arms. Jace instinctively dropped the cat and as it ran of dove onto the ground to catch him before he could find an unreachable place to hide, and was shocked to see that he was staring at a pair of feet. Standing back up he realised that the feet belonged to his adopted brother. It took him several minutes to realise exactly what was off about his brother, he was wearing only his boxers, and his chest was completely covered in what looked to be melted dark chocolate.
-Meanwhile-
After four clients, all who had with demon problems, in one day, Magnus Bane was exhausted. He was decided that the following day needed to be relaxing and eventless. That was how Alec found himself sitting in his boxers with his back pressed up against Magnus chest, under the canary yellow comforter, watching a film called Dead Poets Society. A bowl of strawberries in one hand and one of melted dark chocolate in the other.
Alec was so engrossed in the film that his usual Shadowhunter alertness was so dulled he didn't notice any sign of disturbance until he heard Chairman Meows shriek and he jumped d violently that he spilt hot melted of bed. chocolate all over his bare chest.
"Shit!" he cursed leaping out of bed.
"I'll go clean up and check on the Chairman." He said, leaving the room, only to come face to face with his adopted brother, attempted to steal his boyfriends cat
Authors Note: That's it, rewrites got a little more Malec in it.
