The Party aaand… What Happens After That
Forging through the noise and chaos of the party Kaito slowly but purposefully was making his way to the bar.
"So horribly… lonely here," he thought sadly, barely looking at numerous kissing and dancing couples. Theoretically, he could go back to Hiyama but getting into that pervert arms again was not on his plans. However, it's not like he is a bad kisser… Oh, stop now! Where did this come from, Shion?!
Kaito shook his head, trying to get rid of the weird image in his memory. His pessimistic thoughts were disturbed by a voice.
"Wanna order anything?" A gloomy bartender in the maid dress asked him.
"Dell?!" Kaito was astonished, staring at the voyakiloid, "You… you?!"
"Lost bet to Haku," he said, answering the unasked but obvious question, "so what's your pick tonight?"
"I… ice cream?" Kaito mumbled, still in shock, unable to take his eyes off the Honne's steamy costume. "The maid" took a puff on his cigarette and raised his eyebrow.
"Kaito, this is a bar," Dell explained as if to a child, "there is no ice cream here. And I doubt there has ever been."
"Then… uuum," Kaito looked confused, "something with ice?"
Honne thought a bit then nodded and enthusiastically started mixing the contents from all kind of bottles.
"Please, more ice," Kaito managed to squeak and then Dell gave him some hazy looking liquid in a glass half filled with ice.
"And… what's this?" Shion asked, looking with suspicion at the dark stuff in the glass. He was sure now there was floating something in there, and actually, he was not that thirsty any more…
"Why do you care?" Honne snorted, "You've got lots of ice, right? So here you go!"
Kaito sighed.
Oh well, it could not get worse than it already is! He thought and emptied the glass, enjoying the pleasant chill of ice on the tongue. He thought and… passed out.
xxxxx
"Where… am I?" It was the first conscious thought Kaito Shion had the next morning. The lonely thought hung out a bit in his empty and sore head, then it called for friends: the thought 'what happened yesterday' and the thought 'it feels like I'm naked'…
The latter hit Kaito like electric shock.
"NAKED?!" Shion even jumped on the bed, forgetting about his headache.
"Uuuugggh…" He moaned, trying to assess the situation through the glaring light. He realized a few things – a wild hangover was trying to blow up his head, he was in somebody's bed and, yes, he was (absolutely!) naked. Shion in panic tried to check how his body was feeling. Luckily, there was no other pain, except for the horrible headache.
"You woke up, sleeping prince?"
Kaito turned. At the door was standing Dell Honne, his shirt open and a cigarette in his mouth, as usual. He was holding a tray with a big cup of hot cocoa and a glass dish with something nice that smelled like vanilla. Honne's bare chest made Kaito feel confused for some reason, so he looked away.
"Here, eat," the voyakiloid plopped down on the bed near Kaito and gave him the tray. "You'll feel better."
Kaito looked at the tray and got lost in admiration. There was a full dish of fragrant snow-white ice cream glittering in the sun!
"Ice cream!" Kaito shouted and, headache forgotten, dig in the dessert hungrily.
"Hey, easy, easy," Honne chuckled, watching in adoration the ice cream disappear, "Of all things… Hey, Shion, are you really that hot?.."
With these words, Dell picked with his fingers some ice cream from the plate and rubbed it down Kaito's chest. Kaito even choked startled.
"What are you d-doing?!" Shion started angrily, but his outrage changed to sheer freaking out, when Honne, his eyes closed in pleasure, started licking the ice cream from him!
"Kaito… delicious…" Dell whispered, his tongue exploring Kaito's body. The touch of cold ice and Honne's hot tongue made Kaito feel so tuned-on he could barely handle.
"No!.. No… This… is wrong…" Kaito tried to gather the remaining senses only when Dell's hands pulled the blanket off his lower body.
"Ho… ah… Honne!" Kaito moaned trying to push away the voyakiloid who was determined to lick him all over, "Don't… don… ah!"
Dell, a bit disappointed, got away from Kaito's hip, so Kaito took the chance to move to the bed's edge, pulling the blanket back on up to his eyes, to cover himself. The tray, which had fallen down on the floor earlier, nobody noticed, but now Kaito was sadly observing a depressing puddle of ice cream on the carpet.
Honne heaved a weary sigh.
"Yesterday you were more cooperative, you know," he said in a reproachful voice, smiling at Kaito. Kaito froze.
"Yesterday?.."
"Yeah. Being more precise, this night," Honne nodded. "You had to be rescued right after your epic strip dance on the table, and then…"
Memories flooded Kaito's still not fully recovered brain, troubling him even more than actual headache. He remembered it ALL at once. His memory speed up, colorful slides flying in front of his eyes:
"…He gulps down the fifth large glass of whiskey already. The crowd is cheering – any of them would be already somewhere under the table sleeping soundly, but not Shion, he was taught to drink by the Great Meiko-sama!
Now, shouting something reckless about steel balls, he is chasing Taito with his own ice pick.
Now, hanging on the ceiling chandelier, he is shouting some swear words to Mikuo who is trying to take the ice pick from him.
Now he is deep kissing Gumi who just happened to be in his way…
Now he is kissing Lili…
Now he is kissing Haku…
Now he is kissing Teto… wait, is that actually Ted?!
Now he has caught Utatane Piko by his USB "tail" and is trying to kiss him too… Surprising enough, Piko is blushing adorably, but not resisting…
Now he is again with Teto… Wait, no – now this is Ted!
Ow! Now Kaito is being deep kissed – Yuma dared to say to almost wasted Shion that he is a better kisser! Huh!
Bam! A hook from right knocks out Yuma. Hiyama grabs Kaito in his arms and announces that Shion is his boyfriend…
Bam! The dearest Elder Shion's punch knocks out Hiyama. Akaito holds Kaito tight, kisses him and shouts that he is never going to give his little brother away to all those perverts… squeezing meanwhile Kaito's ass.
Ta-da! Now appears irritated Luki and shouts that Shion belongs only to him…
Akaito growls and jumps into fight with Megurine. As the fight progresses, others get involved too: Ted, Mikuo, Hiyama and Yuma again, Miki who appeared as if out of nowhere and Gumi who found many new ways of use to her combat carrot weapon.
Kaito shouts that he is his own Kaito.
Nobody listens and the fight continues.
Kaito is offended and tries to draw some attention. Nothing, whatsoever.
Kaito muttering swears and climbing on the table, taking off his clothes on the way. Now he is standing half-naked, stuck in his own muffler.
Someone pulls Kaito from the table, puts on the shoulder and carries him away, not listening to his weak protests.
The next memory – gap. Complete darkness. It's dark and so… nice. Touching… feeling of satisfaction… and darkness."
"Hey! Hey, are you all right?.." Dell waved a hand in front of the vocaloid's frozen face.
Kaito was staring at the wall dumbfounded. Then he looked up at Honne.
"Hey, Dell," Kaito's voice sounded hoarse from all the emotion, "You and I… yesterday… hrmph…"
"You don't remember?.." The voyakiloid looked a bit offended, "Nothing at all?"
"Um… I remember it was warm… and it felt very nice," Kaito gabbled all embarrassed, crumpling the blanket, "very… very… nice…"
He noticed Honne's lustful smile and hurried to add, "But I'm not gay! Not at all!"
"Aha, tonight I had a chance to find out," Dell gave a sly wink to Kaito. Seeing the blue eyes widen in horror, Dell giggled and quickly said, "Relax, nothing actually happened…"
Kaito heaved a sigh of relief.
"Except a mutual friendly blow job!" Dell licked his lips.
Kaito immediately blushed remembering now some extra detail of the recent night. Honne moved very close now, hypnotizing Kaito with his scarlet eyes. Shion bumped on the bed headboard and shut his eyes tightly, expecting the worst.
"You are so cute," the voyakiloid smiled and affectionately ruffled Kaito's blue hair, then he stood up from the bed.
When Kaito dared to open his eyes, on the bed he saw his clothes, all safe and intact. There was everything, except… his underwear.
"I think it's time for you to go home. Your people are worried – Luka has called three times," Kaito heard Dell's voice from another room, "there, on the bed, your clothes, everything I could find! If you want I can check on your dressing…"
"NO!" Right away Kaito pulled on his pants and coat and hastily trying to tie his scarf jumped out from the room.
Honne was already waiting at the door, puffing on his cigarette unemotionally.
Dell clearly intended to see Kaito safely home. But when they were already walking outside, Kaito, scringing in the cold, noticed that Dell didn't even bother to button his shirt!
"Honne, you better go home," Kaito said worriedly. Dell sighed heavily, taking a puff.
"All right, little Shion…I won't be annoying you with my pervert advances then," Dell smiled with a bit sad look in his eyes; he was about to turn to some side street, but Kaito stopped him, grabbing his hand.
"Dell Honne, are you mental?!" He scowled, taking off his scarf and wrapping it around Honne's neck, "going outside with nothing on in this freezing cold?!"
Honne stopped with an astonished look on his face and then laughed. Pulling up closer resisting Kaito, he gave him a gentle peck on the forehead. Shion got wrapped up in harsh cigarette scent.
"You, Kaito, are just something else!" He murmured at parting and turning round added, "Come to see me sometimes… I won't let you get bored!"
Dell waved goodbye and turned back towards downtown.
Kaito mumbled something like 'tow-headed idiot', sneezed a couple of times discontentedly and set on a walk along the streets not knowing again where to go.
