OK. Now it's time for the reasons of the uniforms. This will be a short chappie.

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Tenten told the gang what happened on that oh so unfaithful day of March.

Flashback

It was March. Neji and Tenten were walking through the halls. They were so lucky. They went to one of the very few, possibly the only boarding school that has free dress. They continued to talk about the last few classes.

"So, Tenten, what do you want for your birthday?" Neji asked. Tenten only smirked and looked away.

"You'll have to guess. And if you get it wrong, then I'll hurt you."

"Oh, Tsunade forgot to mention one thing at the orientation. This is a boarding school for ninjas. Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah,"

"Did you want something like this?" Neji held out a beautiful katana with a bow on the end. Tenten grinned. "Happy Birthday!" he said, giving the sword to the weapon's mistress. "I know it's early, but if I had waited, you would've found out-"

"Hold it. I'm not that cheerful." Neji scowled at how nice Tenten made him sound.

"You were that time! Now shut up so I can finish. Besides, you're just stalling." This silenced Neji. Tenten continued the story.

Suddenly, Neji felt something, or some one touch him.

"EIGHT TIGRAM 64 PALMS!" Neji yelled. He poked- I mean hit the person behind him. The first hit sent the person flying. "Take that you pervert!" Neji yelled.

"What? I didn't see anything," Tenten commented, slightly confused.

"He was trying to feel…" The rest of Neji sentence was lost in mumbling. He face adopted a new shade of pink.

"He tried to do what?"

Gathering all his courage, Neji said, "He tried to feel your ass but he missed and felt mine." Neji said this as fast as he could. Tenten only stared, just like the rest of the not very important kids did around them.

Later that day, Neji, Tenten, and the boy who I will identify as Bob were in Tsunade's office.

"WHAT?" Tsunade yelled after hearing the story. "YOU LITLE PERVERT! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE JIRAIYA AS A TEACHER! HOW DARE YOU TRY THAT ON ONE OF THE GIRLS?"

"To tell you the truth, I had intention of feeling Neji. I thought they were both girls," Bob said.

"WTF?!?" Tenten yelled.

CRASH!!! Bob went flying out the window. Neji had hit him again. Bob flew into the great beyond. Tsunade stared and held up a '9.5' sign. Shizune suddenly burst into the room.

"Tsunade!" she yelled. "There have been multiple lawsuits from parents! They don't want their children's genders to be confused!"

"There is only way to fix this, but it's drastic," Tsunade said. The feeling in the room suddenly became the feeling of which one would feel in an intense drama/horror/adventure/ movie.

"Oh no!" Jiraiya said running into the room. "Not that plan!"

"Yes, that plan!"

"Would someone please tell us what the hell you're talking about?" Neji yelled.

"Plan U." Was Tsunade's answer. She went into the file cabinet. She pulled out a folder with the words 'Plan U' on it. She opened it and dark music began to play. "Plan U… it is the most gruesome idea in the world. But it's the only way to avoid lawsuits." Now Tsunade turned to Tenten and Neji. "Plan U," as she spoke, it sounded as if she were telling them their puppy died, "Plan U… is a plan to put uniform into the school."

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Neji yelled.

End Flashback

"So," Ino said, "We have to wear uniforms because a guy tried to crop a feel on Neji and parents began to freak out?"

"Yep, that's what I said." Tenten answered. Everyone looked at Neji. His face was beet red.

"Never, I repeat, never, say I look like a girl," was all he said. Soon they headed back to the school…

WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Christmas is tomorrow. Sorry about the short chappie. Don't ask how this idea had gotten into my mind. My mind is a very dark and disturbing place… R&R! I will continue… EVENTUALLY!