White Wolf Fan Fiction Presents:
~All Things Considered~
A South Park Collection
Title: All Things Considered
Pairings: Stan/Kyle; Damien/Pip; Kenny/Butters; Craig/Tweek; Ryker/Felix
Disclaimer: I own Felix and Ryker; my best friend owns Tatum; my cousin owns Summer; and the creators of South Park own everything else.
A/N: The following drabbles are a collection based from the actual drabbles involving my oc's thoughts and actions regarding what happens in South Park during those episodes.
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Words: 198
Rating: T
Warnings: Canon Episode Warnings Included; Mute Character; Mentioned Violence; etc.
Summary: The one where Felix is confused because South Park is weird... oh and Kenny died again and apparently only Felix remembers him ever dying the first time?
During school Felix had discovered that apparently someone famous was going to come here to South Park because of some kid- a fat-ass, so he's heard, named Eric- winning an essay contest.
He didn't get much further in finding anything else out, because at lunch… he saw Kenny, that boy that had died last week, alive and well and sitting at lunch with his friends.
Felix ended up skipping the rest of the day, going home, after that, believing he had been hallucinating at the time.
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Cartman was getting fatter, the play was a disaster, Mr. Garrison got sent away because of telling everyone 'To hell with Kathie Lee!' and Felix was no less confused than he was when he discovered the plannings of the event.
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Tatum had explained to him that because Cartman had won the contest, he was going to be on television with Kathie Lee Grifford, whoever she was.
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That never happened.
Mr. Garrison was caught trying to shoot Kathie Lee, but that's as far as Felix got, after witnessing another brutal murder of Kenny.
And he decided that South Park was a nightmare, never letting him forget what he had escaped.
