White Wolf Fan Fiction Presents:

~All Things Considered~

A South Park Collection


Title: All Things Considered

Pairings: Stan/Kyle; Damien/Pip; Kenny/Butters; Craig/Tweek; Ryker/Felix

Disclaimer: I own Felix and Ryker; my best friend owns Tatum; my cousin owns Summer; and the creators of South Park own everything else.

A/N: The following drabbles are a collection based from the actual drabbles involving my oc's thoughts and actions regarding what happens in South Park during those episodes.

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Words: 412

Rating: T

Warnings: Canon Episode Warnings Included; Mute Character; Mentioned Violence; Mentioned Homophobia; etc.

Summary: The one where being gay is apparently not okay but Stan says it is anyway and Felix decides that's okay. He also realizes he really is the only one to remember every time that Kenny dies and wonders if Kenny remembers too.


When Felix discovered South Park Elementary had a football team, he also discovered that his classmates weren't very fair- and neither was the coach- to a really cute boy named Pip. That was also when he discovered that people didn't take well to gays- even if it was just a little gay dog, which was actually really awkward for Felix himself.

Instead of going to school after practice- where he had sat on the bleachers the entire time- he stayed with Pip, taking care of the injured boy and becoming his friend.

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Felix didn't like the coach- who he learned was Chef- because he never let Pip wear a helmet. At least, though, after each practice, Felix got to patch up Pip and hang out with him.

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At the big football match, Stan was missing and Kyle had to go in his place. But Pip still wasn't allowed to wear a helmet, which pissed Felix off to no end. As much as he liked taking care of Pip, he hated seeing him hurt.

But seeing Pip hurt was nothing compared to seeing Kenny die, again, and no one even cared.

Felix stayed despite that, to make sure Pip was okay after.

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When Stan returned, South Park scored and the Cows had somehow managed to win, which was a mystery in itself, because even though Felix knew absolutely nothing about football, he knew that Middle Park had scored more and should have won by default.

In the end Felix didn't care about scoring because when Stan made his speech, everything seemed to be okay in Felix's book.

He made a note to thank Stan after the game, only after checking up on Pip of course.

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Felix went to Tatum the next day, because he still couldn't get Kenny's multiple deaths out of his head. 'Why isn't anyone saying anything? Why does everyone act like Kenny dying is so normal?' he had asked her, his writing messier than usual in his frustration and anxiety at the topic.

But she had only stared at him in confusion and worry, "But… Kenny's not dead, Felix." she told him and he gaped at her, eyes wide.

Impossible… he had thought but hadn't thought anymore when she had hugged him, telling him that it was all just a nightmare.

Except he knew it wasn't, because Kenny kept dying and then somehow coming back to life and no one seemed to remember any of it.