White Wolf Fan Fiction Presents:

~All Things Considered~

A South Park Collection


Title: All Things Considered

Pairings: Stan/Kyle; Damien/Pip; Kenny/Butters; Craig/Tweek; Ryker/Felix

Disclaimer: I own Felix and Ryker; my best friend owns Tatum; my cousin owns Summer; and the creators of South Park own everything else.

A/N: The following drabbles are a collection based from the actual drabbles involving my oc's thoughts and actions regarding what happens in South Park during those episodes.

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Words: 320

Rating: T

Warnings: Canon Episode Warnings Included; Mute Character; Mentioned Violence; etc.

Summary: Felix doesn't know what Terrance and Phillip is cause he doesn't watch tv anyway and also Ryker finally makes an appearance after Death kills Kenny... again.


He had no idea what Terrance and Phillip was, but apparently parents all over South Park didn't like it. His classmates complained about not being able to watch any more of it because of Kyle's mother, which he thought was stupid.

It didn't matter though since he didn't watch tv anyway, preferring to read instead.

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With a book in hand, he walked down the street, trying to figure out something to do while he read the last few chapters, so he wasn't so bored afterwards.

He only realized that idea in general had been a terrible one a little too late.

When he saw Death- an old secret friend of his he called on whenever he didn't have anyone else to 'talk' to- chasing after Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny and Felix felt his ears lower to his head as he realized what was going to happen.

He left before he could see Death kill Kenny again.

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He was at the park when he met Ryker, a red head with a forever present smirk and a too bright gleam in his eyes. "Hey, you okay?" he asked and Felix frowned at him, unsure whether to ignore him or write something in the little notebook in his bag. The decision was made for him when the boy spoke up, apparently not waiting for him to give a reply, "Oh, right, sorry, my name is Ryker. I'm a friend of Tatum's, so don't worry about giving me your name. I know you're a mute too," he said, and Felix ducked his head, not knowing what to even say to that.

Once again, he didn't have to say anything, though, as Ryker offered him a hand to pull him up from the swingset he was sitting on.

"Come on, wanna get some ice cream?" And Felix agreed, taking the other boy's hand with a shy smile, when he added, "My treat."