Once upon a time, there lived a young man─no, wait, that's gross. I mean, I'm not narrating some kind of stupid fairytale bullshit right now, am I?

Well, this is your fucking ordinary 'based-on-a-true-story' crap, then. Great, I hate to tell bedtime stories for bed-wetting brats.

I was once a human too. Well, no shit. All these characters from these shitty stories you've been wasting your time to read were once humans! What's that, you say? Some of the characters' backstories aren't disclosed yet? Well, I bet the author must be a lazy person, who does nothing but eating, sleeping, and fucking around...stalling to update the next chapters and torment others from cliffhangers...so, yeah! Moving on!

I don't give a shit about the details─ but one of my depraved pastlife memories I can remember is of my family. I had five younger brothers─I can't remember their names, so fuck it. Our parents kicked the bucket, so I was automatically in charge to raise my five brothers. I was very young back then, I can't afford any job since I was just a kid.

So I learned how to steal. I stole milk and bread to feed my brothers, stole some toys for their amusement. Looking at the smiling faces of those squirts...made me feel somehow proud of myself, even if it was only the slightest.

"That's right. I'm the eldest brother, so I have to take great care of them. I have to protect them. That is my responsibility!" Said the very young, stupid, inexperienced me.

I even whored myself to some pervert old men. It wasn't a pleasant job─in fact, it was shitty as hell. But it was a quick and easy way to earn money, I'd say. Look, just lay down, spread your buttcheeks, and voila! Instant money! I even got extra cash to feed myself for an extra hour! Easy peasy, right?

Wrong.

That job was a pain in the ass─literally! And I got bored of it really quick. I mean, stealing things are much riskier than selling my ass...but at least the former doesn't turn my stomach to a messy nausea fuel. Back to stealing, then!

Look at my brothers' smiling faces! They were laughing and sleeping soundly with their stomachs full, I never felt such happiness before. I didn't touch those stolen things for myself─I gave them all for my brothers. I even starved myself for them, but it really doesn't matter. I felt very fulfilled to see them happy and healthy.

Unfortunately, I was a foolishly naive, grade-A dumbass who knows jack shit about how the world works. They caught me, took me to the court and shit. The jury and judge were five-star assholes, even more than Satan himself. They concluded that I was guilty, but those bastards took my brothers along to join their bloody fucking carnage fest.

My five younger brothers were given the honor to say hello to the executioner's axe. Why? Because they ate the stolen things, and I didn't─so the thieves were my brothers! How genius! What a stunning logic, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Early in the morning, they dragged all my brothers to the square. They were crying hysterically along the way, screaming bloody murder. People were watching, with their empty dead fish-eyes. Fucking crazy, if you ask me.

I was whipped hundreds of times, my flesh ripped apart and gaping wounds from my back bled a river. But I didn't get the honor to kiss the executioner's ass. My little brothers, on the other hand...

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! THEY ARE JUST LITTLE KIDS! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THEY'RE CHILDREN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!

With their hands tied, my brothers were forced to lay on the ground. The executioner's axe was swinging five times, spraying blood all over my face. I was fucking forced to watch. I screamed, telling them to stop...but, what the heck! It was a glorious waste of breath! I tried to close my eyes, but I kept hearing my brothers' screams as they were slaughtered. What a day!

I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR BELONGINGS! THOSE KIDS ARE INNOCENT! PLEASE, STOP THIS! STOP THIS! STOOOOOOP!

They lined my brothers' heads like an art piece in display. It was fucking sick. The worst part was...the audience. They actually cheered when those children's heads were lined up like some fruits on the table. What kind of twisted, sickfuck beings would cheer at the sight of innocent kids' heads being displayed? What kind of twisted, crazy world am I living in?

I crawled like a worm on the ground─spilled with my little brothers' blood. I burned that image in my head, and I swore revenge to those chucklefucks.

I SWEAR, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL! I WON'T STOP UNTIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DROPPED DEAD!

Few weeks later, I killed an apothecary and took fifteen jars of poison from his drugstore. Late at night, I threw the jars to the village's water reservoir. The plan was going so smooth, dammit. I feel so proud of myself for that, even until this day! The next day, they were choking up blood from their mouths. They all died as they lived─spurting rotten blood all over their fucking faces.

I didn't stop there. After I finished with that village, I traveled to the next one. I continued to steal things like I always do...except I killed the shit out of them this time. I steal and kill, steal and kill, steal and kill. I was having a blast at that time! Holy shit! I should've done this sooner, for fuck's sake!

Once, I killed a family of four when they were having dinner. I started with the father first─the grown men are usually the biggest threat─I chopped his head off in one swing of my axe.

Trivia time! Do you know what kind of axe I used to kill my victims? It was the very same axe that claimed the lives of my brothers! Well, moving on...

Then, I killed the mother by chopping her head in half...and killed an infant by throwing that shit into the furnace. BURN, BABY, BURN! Hahaha...HAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS SICK! HOW FUN! HOW FUN! Oh...I forgot about the other one. It was a smoking hot chick, probably in her teens. Naaaah, I ain't holding shit. I fucked her so hard, she bit her own tongue and died. What the heck! That's soooo lame! I mean, you don't want to die a virgin, do you?! Be grateful to me, you useless bitch!

I ate the dinner from that family's table. It was warm, so warm...reminds me of my own house, when my brothers were still alive...I felt tears running down my cheeks. Strange...why am I crying? I wasn't feeling sad or anything...I just...

OH, HELL WITH IT! I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

And so, I moved to the next house. I killed a lot of people back then, it was fucking fun. I robbed, stole, killed, and raped. The climax was when I took a torch and lit the village on fire. The people won't bother to scream or run─they'd probably died already, burned to crisp in their sleep.

However, my luck ran out. I was captured by the officials from the capital city. They tortured the hell outta me─hundreds of lashings, burning hot metals to my soles and palms, beatings and kickings...not to mention they fucked my ass so hard, too. What total sickfucks.

Did you hear that? That's right, the sound of incoming death! The beats of drums, the sounds of trumpets, it's finally here! I've been waiting for this to come! The day of my execution! Holy fuck, I can't wait to die! I'm so excited! Yeeeaaaahh!

As the rope circled around my neck, I laughed loudly. I gasped in between of my laughter, it almost sounded like sobbing.

YOU THINK I'M CRYING?! I'M NOT CRYING, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! A PUSSY?! NOOOO, MAN! I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL I SCREWED YOU ALL! FUCK YOU ALL!

My memories were kinda blurred at that point. When I came up with...I was standing there, my hands dyed crimson from the townspeople's blood. And these cool wings sticking out of my back...holy fuck. I gazed at a puddle on the ground, I found that my eyes were red in color. Deep red, as red as blood can be.

I laughed─and sobbed.

What kind of twisted, crazy world am I living in? What kind of twisted, fuckstick monster have I become?

Monster? I don't really mind becoming a monster. This world is rotten to its core. This fucking crazy, insane world that knows no mercy. This fucking cruel, vicious world.

With these newly grown wings, I flew to the next country. I disguised myself as a traveling bard once─feeding lies and hatred to the people, and let them fight each other. A great war broke, thousands of lives were lost. I laughed with joy, watching those humans kill their own friends and families.

Then, I spread a deadly disease from the mountains of the north. The wind carried the seed away, and soon the entire country was wiped out by the plague. It was fucking fun! But it wasn't enough!

I disguised myself as a charismatic young man, spreading a new religion to sacrifice human lives to worship the demons. Silly humans! They trusted everything I said! Did you really just worshipped a demon without knowing it?! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A LAUGH! WHAT A LAUGH!

That's right! I'm not stopping until I ruin this world! I won't stop until every last one of those humans dropped dead! THIS FUCKING ROTTEN WORLD SHALL TASTE MY WRATH!

...wrath. Yes. My wrath cannot be quelled. My wrath shall burn this world to ashes! This world...that took my brothers from me─

MY BROTHERS! THEY TOOK MY BROTHERS! THEY TIED MY BROTHERS AND BUTCHERED THEM LIKE CATTLES! EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW NOTHING! EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T WRONG! EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE INNOCENT!

...until this day, I can still hear my brothers' screams─those blood-curdling screams...haunting my memories for hundreds, or maybe thousand of years. Thousand years of never-ending carnage, yes...heheheheeee...ahahahahahaaaa...

WHAT'S THAT?! YOU CALLED ME CRAZY?! WELL, I'M NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I'M PERFECTLY SANE AS SHIT! I'M NOT CraZy...gehehehHeHEHEhehHehEe...ahahahHAHAhaHAHAhahaha...

Whoops. I got too far. Hehehe, please forgive me for that silly stories. Best for you to forget them. Oh, how rude of me...I haven't told you my name until now, have I?

Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen! I shall introduce myself for you! My name is─