I had a phrase in my head I couldn't get out, so I had to write it. Just had to.
I don't own Walking Dead. Also please look past my mistakes. I always miss a few.
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Chapter 2 When You're Caught You're Caught II
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He was still shaking, breathing heavily in her neck, hadn't even started to catch his breath yet.
Oh my FUCKING GOD…what was she DOING…trying to KILL me?
She whispered in his ear, "Kegels."
OH. Thank you KEGEL GOD. Thank you.
"Daryl!"
They froze. Both of their eyes were as big as sauces. Good God…he hadn't even pulled out yet. Well he had to NOW. He rolled one way…clothes? Carol pointed at all her clothes by him, he tossed her panties…
"Daryl!" That was so much closer! He put his finger to his mouth to shhhhhh her, but Carol's thumb pointed up, up UP!
FINE. The boxes were a little taller than waist high, he'd be covered…
He popped up, oh sweet Jesus Rick is SO much closer than he thought he would be.
Rick and Michonne.
"It's okay. I'm good." He held up a hand hoping they'd stop. They did.
Cover. Lie.
"I'm…just going to the bathroom."
Come on Rick. Believe me. Nope. He knows something's up. Now he's pointing the gun at Carol. He was so glad she can't see through the boxes.
What I need is a distraction.
"Did you see Carol?"
Distraction!
Michonne's question would give him a second or two…
"Uh, ain't that her…?" he pointed to the woods back behind them.
The second they turned, Daryl's eyes were on Carol, who was still in her panties. Why wasn't she dressed? She was angrily pointing to his hand.
Oh, I'm holding her shirt.
They were turning, he only had a second…he tossed it and froze.
Out of the corner of his eye, he watched the shirt bounce off her face, and then land…out. Way out. Past the cover of their boxes.
Ohhhh she looks pissed.
He looked at Rick and Michonne's shocked faces.
Oh yeah. We're busted.
He could tell they were concerned about Carol, and maybe a little still in shock. He gestured to Carol to get her shirt.
She shook her head no.
He gestured again to get the shirt, and then come up above the cover. She glared at him, and very unhappily grabbed her shirt and jerked it on. Daryl was still stark naked, so while she was still behind the cover of the boxes, she put his jacket into his hand and he jerked it on.
Carol got to her knees, and then to her feet with her knees bent, she slowly raised a little higher, so just her head could be seen over the boxes.
"It's okay, guys. I'm okay. You guys can go back to sleep."
Daryl looked down at her like he was seeing her for the first time. "Hey y'all," he jerked his thumb towards her, "I found her."
Carol watched Rick and Michonne as they took off running towards camp.
She sat back down as fast as she could, Daryl was still standing there, not a stitch of clothing on except for his jacket. She couldn't help. She smacked him right on the ass.
"Ow…damn it woman!"
She shook her head with her hand on mouth is disbelieve, and he sat squatted down his hand over his mouth. They looked at each other and busted out laughing. He lost his jacket and had her in his arms again.
"We almost got caught," his raspy voice teased.
And then Carol's giggling response, "That was so romantic. You sure know how to show a girl a good time." Then she whispered, "You know I thought that is might be awkward after, but that really broke the tension."
"Pft. That was all your fault anyway. You and your damn Kegels."
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Hope you liked! Loved to hear your thoughts!
I do have a short prequel coming soon. It's short and sweet.
