"How did they get in here?" One of the guards asked.
"Who cares? Shoot all of em!" Another said as they began to open fire.
"I don't think so!" Jexi said as they all got ready for battle.
"Ultimate Color Lighting Cannon!" Volt shouted firing a large cannon of electricity, electrocuting the guards.
"Hey this is my game, save some for me!" Deadpool said.
"We don't care about your game. We care about making out of this alive." Jexi said.
"They make a good point." A narrative voice said.
"I'll just ignore em and make this game as I go." Deadpool said. He pulled out two katanas and hacked at the guards, killing them.
Hope then looked to Deadeye. "Alright Deadeye, show us what you can do." Hope said as Deadeye fired his guns, hitting the guards on sight with only a single bullet each.
"Remember, I steal life. Once we finish this game, our contract is over." Deadeye said.
"Steal life? Does that mean you'll…." Hope began.
"Yes. Once I finish here, I will move on to my next target and kill them." Deadeye said.
"What about grandmaster Rain Bow? He always criticised you for working alone." Volt said.
"I work just fine on my own. I don't play well with others. I only trained under him only for the purpose of one day killing the old man myself." Deadeye said.
He then took out a hidden blade and did more trick shots, killing more guards as he went.
"This guy, he reminds me of Flux because he uses so many guns." Jexi said. "Hope, keep a close eye on him."
"Right." Hope said before the gates began appearing over the elevators.
" And that's why you gotta wait before blowing things up. Now the elevators are on lockdown!" Nagisa said.
"No worries. I'll just leave out some food and make him come to me." Deadpool said.
"Or you could short out the power." The narrator said.
"Yeah. That works too." Deadpool said.
"Cut power? I'm on it." Sunset said showing her new watch.
"Is that a… Yokai Watch?" The comical voice asked.
"Yo-kai Watch D. Come on out my friend! Calling Signibble! Yo-kai Medal, do your thing!"
"Summoning….Mysterious!"
Booshiggy Booshiggy
Boogie Woogie
Cling Clang Delirious
Mysterious!
"Signibble! Zap Zap!" Signibble said as he appeared.
"Signibble, short out the power!" Sunset said.
"Zap Zap!" Signibble said as he began eating away the lockdown's electricity.
"Nice. I was gonna give you some Orbitars, but that works too." Hope said.
"Well, I don't need them." Sunset said as the lockdown deactivated. "Nice work." Sunset said as Signibble vanished.
"Who cut off the lockdown? Someone kill those hero bastards and keep them away from My anti-deadpool safe room!" They heard Chance Whites say.
Karma pressed a button. "Goin up." Karma said as they loaded into the surprisingly large elevator.
"Wow. This is really roomy." Weiss said.
After some climbing, and hearing Deadpool suck at singing, the elevator jammed.
"Well, it isn't a game if there aren't any obstacles." Hope said.
"Well, no worries. We'll just go out the window." Deadpool said shooting the glass.
Thorn then did the unexpected and was suddenly flying outside.
"What? Buth the, I dont…. How are you doing that?!" Deadpool shouted.
"Seriously? You picked me and don't know what I can do?" Thorn asked.
"Ahem. Being taught in the ways of dreaming, she can perform supernatural feats, such as seeing things with her mind, having durable stamina and strength and oh yes, she can freaking fly." The narrative voice said.
"At least he did his homework." Thorn said. "Now let's get going!"
As Thorn flew upwards, Hope did too.
"So, I gotta ask, why'd Deadpool pick you? He's too old to date you, and I'm not mistaken, you already had a boyfriend who was weird."
"She was selected at random from a long list." A narrative voice said.
"Oh. Guess that sort of makes sense." Hope said.
"He tied me up because he said that 'I got dumped before so I'm free', and tried to win me over. And Fone Bone and his cousins weren't weird, just...different." Thorn said.
"Right. We should probably get the penthouse open for the others." Hope said.
They found another elevator and pried it open, entering some sort of news room.
"Hey guys! Flying doesent exactly help if youre talkin, right?" Deadpool asked.
"Sorry." They both said.
"Wait, how did you get here so fast?" Hope asked.
"Took the express route. A little parkour, you know. You should really try it instead of doing that flying thing." Deadpool said.
The went through the news room and saw a broad cast.
"A robot of the organization nebula has just struck at Green Lantern Guy Garder and absorbed his power. He is unharmed, but the perpetrator, codename Laser Man, Is hunting for power batteries. Right now, he has already absorbed two. The Orange Lantern and the Green Lantern."
"Laser man's main weapon data is unknown." Roll said as she arrived with the other. "I've worked with FLux for a while and there's no record of a Laser Man in his files. He must have started the project in secret or after I left. But, he did talk about creating a robot that could combat lanterns."
"It must be for me. He's seen my techiques and my powers. Once Laser Man gets all seven emotions on the spectrum, he could be coming for me next." Hope said.
"I only had him cameo in this game, thought it might get some suspense for the sequel if this turns out a success." Deadpool said.
The group made it outside again and headed to the roof.
"Get those Sharks in the air! We need air support and heavy guns on these heroes, now!" Chance said as the helicopters took to the air.
"All this firepower just for us?" Jexi asked.
"Now that looks pretty sick. Why am I wasting my time with these things?" Deadpool said looking at his guns.
The helicopter spun up its minigun. "Go go go, go!" Hope said as the heroes moved out of the way as the gun began firing.
"We need to jack that chopper and raise some sweet hell!" Deadpool said. "Oh wait! I can do it!" Deadpool said vanishing and reappearing in the helicoptor.
"He can teleport?" Natsu asked.
"Technology is beautiful. Lead lead, Suckas!" Deadpool said as he began firing at the soldiers.
"This guy really is insane." Jexi said keeping low from the bullets.
"That's it! Bring in the big guy!" Chance said as a robot with skeletal like features appeared.
"So, my first mercenary job is against some guy in a costume? Man. I wanted something more exciting. Anyway, I am Skull Man, a mercenary for hire. Sorry, but you gotta go cosplay freak." Skullman said.
"Hey, skully! Want a real challenge? Try me." Mega Man said coming up to the launch pad with the heroes.
"Look, as much as I wanna fight, I can't. My leader says not to fight with you no matter what. Same with Wood Man." Skull Man said.
"Wait, Wood man was a body guard. If you arent working for Shade man like him, then who do you work for?"
"He works for me." Said a new voice as they saw a shark like robot appear from the sky. "The names Shark Man and I'm in charge of this small band of odd job users."
"I remember these guys. They're some of the robots that left after Flux began making them." Roll said.
"No firewalls detected in either systems. Skull Barrier and Fin Cutter acquired." Mega Man said.
"Yeah. Now we work odd jobs all across the worlds." Shark Man said. "Point is, we admire you Mega Man and don't wanna get in your way."
"Still…" Skull man said as he readied his weapon. "A jobs a job."
Skull Man then deattached his arm and tossed it like a boomerang. "Bone Boomerang!"
"Ah, Shit. Shoulda read that script." Deadpool said.
"Script? What's he talking about?" Skullman asked Sharkman.
"I got no clue. I just got here." Shark Man said.
The boomerang hit the rotor and the chopper went down. Deadpool jumped for the penthouse and somehow made it thanks to a convenient convenience.
"Oh. Bet we get blamed for that." Skullman said.
"Yeah. I kinda see that happening. Let's bail and say we did kill him." Shark Man said as they ran.
The heroes made it to the pent house and saw Deadpool already finished with the guards.
"This is the panic room." Deadpool said. "Now, how much C4 is this gonna take?"
"Well if we scan the door for weak points, we might be able to.."
"Dude, screw logic, just use all of it." Deadpool said sticking it all onto the door.
It blew up at the same time and Deadpool tackled White.
"Wh-what do you want? I know people!" White said.
"First, youll tell us what Shade Man is up to." Deadpool said.
"Shade Man? I have no idea who that even is." White said.
"Hello? Chance? You said you were under attack, are my guards helping?" A familiar voice asked.
"Flux." jexi said picking a phone up. "Hey there, Flux."
"Jexi? Ah man. Can't I have one normal job without you getting involved?" Flux asked.
"They didn't blondie. I put them in." Deadpool said picking the phone up. "Now, tell my… associates what Shade Man wants, and I wont hurt White."
"Shade Man? My employee? Why would I care about a grunt? And you can do whatever you like with White. He paid me before I started working. I don't have any use for him. And BTW, you'll be having a skylit funeral." Flux grinned as rapid beeping was heard.
"He's rigged the room to blow." Hope said.
"Hey, remember that Bounce House?" Deadpool asked. "Now's the time where it comes in handy." He said as he jumped out the window with White.
The heroes skydived out as the whole building exploded.
"You-you, youre absoultely crazy!" White said.
"Sure I am. What's your point?" Deadpool said laughing as they all landed on the Bounce House.
"Wow. Bounce Houses have a whole new function now." Jexi said getting up.
"That was amazing for a first level! Can we do it over?" The comical voice asked.
"Who says we cant?" Deadpool said pressing a detonator. The entire scene flashed back and forth with mutiple explosions and lights and a number counter on the bottom. It soon came back to the same scene.
"And that is how you do Level 1. Hey, where's Chance?" Deadpool asked.
"He left while you were busy spacing out." Nagisa said.
"God danm plot twist son of a-"
