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Chapter 2!!!!!11!!11!!!!!1!!! The Wicked Witch and Tornadoes Cometh

It was early in the morning, right before sunrise, when, with the help of his trusty knife, Cheese had cut himself loose of the string that kept him tethered to the night stand.

"Chao chao chao? Chao (You think you can keep me here with nothing but a wimpy string? I'll show you)!" began Cheese, as he raised the knife above his head , ready to finally be rid of Cream, when a though came to mind. "Chao … chao. Chao chao (Nah … too dirty. I need you to see your end)," said Cheese. "Chao, chao chao ( Well, off to the ammunitions store)." And with that, Cheese jumped out the window previously broken by Vector the previous night. Previously.

"Cheese?" said Cream sleepily. "Cheese … oh no! Cheese is missing again!' she said. Cream jumped out of bed and burst through the door, running off to the kitchen. She slid on the linoleum and fell face first into Tail's bowl of oatmeal.

"Cream, what's wrong?" asked Vanilla, " Was it that thing that came in through the window last night?"

"No, Cheese is missing again!" yelled Cream, still having her face crammed firmly in Tails's breakfast. Magically though, her mom understood her, and now had a panicked look on her face.

"Oh no! Quick, you check the barn, Cream. I'll go check the cellar." said Vanilla.

"Okay mom!" replied Cream. Then they both went their separate ways, and Cream took Tail's oatmeal with her.

"HEY! That's my breakfast!" hollered Tails. He wanted to chase after Cream, but his full body cast prevented him from doing so. Tails sighed and turned his head (which was still free) to face Knuckles. "Can I have some of your oatmeal, Knuckles?' asked Tails.

"Hell no! I worked hard to get this oatmeal, and all you do is get cows tipped on top of you!" yelled Knuckles.

Tails sighed again and began to look around the table. He them noticed Sonic had not been there the whole time. "Hey, where is Sonic?" thought Tails out loud.

"I propped him up in the corn field after we bandaged his eye yesterday." said Knuckles.

Tails then looked out the window and sure enough, Sonic was propped up in the corn field, dressed as a scarecrow, and having his other eye pecked out by crows. Tails could hear Sonic yelling incoherent words at the crows and occasionally screaming in pain. "Oh …" said Tails, "Then can I have his oatmeal?"

"NO! What did I tell you before? You don't work so you don't get any!" yelled Knuckles. The red echidna then snatched up Sonic's breakfast and flung it out the window towards Sonic. The flying bowl smacked the blue hedgehog in the head, knocking him out cold. "There, now Sonic can enjoy his breakfast without having to worry about YOU stealing it." proclaimed Knuckles proudly. He then continued eating his oatmeal, while Tails stared at his bowl hungrily.

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Cheese had finally reached the ammunitions store, Nack n' Go, and walked inside. The walls were covered with an assortment of rifles, shotguns, pistols, rocket launchers, bazookas, grenades, and way more things that I either can't think up or are too lazy to type. Oddly though, there were cute, fluffy kittens prancing around in the display case by the window. This always puzzled Cheese. He then flew up to the counter and rang the service bell.

"Chaoooo (Helloooo)!" Hollered Cheese. A rustling was heard and then a weasel popped up from behind the counter.

"Allo! How may I be of service today?" said the weasel.

"Chao chao, chao chao (I'm looking for a gun, a cool gun that can kill instantly)." said Cheese. The weasel then disappeared behind the counter and came back up with a gun with the front resembling Omochao.

"This is the Omochao gun! It shoots the severed heads of omochao!" said the weasel. He then fired the gun and the severed head of an omochao shot out and began ricocheting off the walls frantically.

"Press the a button to jump and the b button to fire yo-" before it could finish it's monologue, the bouncing head disappeared.

"Chao … chao chao … chao chao … chao (Uhh … can I get something that is more silent … and doesn't bounce off the walls … and kills in one shot maybe?)" asked Cheese. This time the weasel went through the door behind him. Cheese had to wait for a couple of minutes before the weasel came back out with a black rifle with markings on it.

"This is called the Shadow Rifle. It can kill nearly anything in one shot!" The weasel then aimed at the display case with the kittens in it. Cheese thought he finally understood why the kittens were there. But when the weasel fired, the bullet went through the glass and missed every single kitten. The bullet kept traveling until it finally lodged itself inside a black arms alien across the street, making the alien promptly explode into a giant puddle of ooze.

"Chaoooo (Ooooo)!" said Cheese. "Chao (I'll take it)!"

"Sorry, you can't have it. It's on hold for someone else." The weasel told Cheese.

"Chao chao (I'll give you this shiny nickel)." Cheese then held out the rusted half-nickel Vector sold to Cream last night.

"Deal!" The weasel then swiped the nickel from Cheese and quickly crammed it into the cash register and shoved the gun into Cheese's arms. "No refunds!" The weasel shouted, and then he disappeared behind the counter again.

"Chao (Sweet)." said Cheese. Then he walked out of the store with his lovely Shadow rifle in his arms and began to plot ways to use it on Cream.

A little while later, a bat on a bike came around the other side of the store, hopped off the bike and walked into Nack n' Go. She rang the service bell on the counter and the weasel popped up again.

"Allo! How may I be of service today?" he asked.

"Hello, I'm here to pick up the Shadow rifle you have on hold for me. I should be under the name Rouge the Bat." the lady said.

"Oh … sorry ma'am, but I kinda … sold it." the weasel said nervously.

"SOLD IT! But I had it on hold! Why the hell did you sell it?!" screamed Rouge.

"I was given a shiny nickel for it." said the weasel, now cowering behind the counter.

"WHAT!? That Shadow Rifle is worth WAY more than any stupid nickel! And I need it to get rid of that varmint those Rabbits have!" she shrieked, "Who did you sell it to?"

"Itwasthischaothatcameinearlierandhecouldn'thavegonethatfarpleasedon'thurtme!" rambled the weasel. Rouge then picked up the weasel by the collar of his shirt.

"Which way did it go?" she hissed menacingly.

"t- tt- to th- the l- ll- left." the weasel sputtered out.

Rouge then dropped the weasel and stalked out of the store. She then hopped on her bike and began to go the direction that Cheese went. "I'll get you my pretty." she said and she began to pick up the pace upon sighting a small animal with a rifle in it's arms.

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Cream was still looking for Cheese in the barn when she heard the ear splitting shrieks that either were someone in pain, or a chao not getting it's way. That meant …

'Cheese?' thought Cream. She then ran to the front door of her house to see a white bat, who she recognized as Rouge, standing there holding Cheese by the scruff of the neck. The latter was thrashing about, screaming it's head off, trying to reach for the rifle the bat had in her other hand. "Hey, what are you doing to Cheese?" said Cream, now angry at the white bat for possibly hurting Cheese.

"Nothing. Your damned little chao here just tried to steal my property!" said the bat.

"You let Cheese go right now!" demanded Cream.

"What's going on out here?" Vanilla asked as she walked up from the cellar.

"This chao was stealing my property again." began Rouge. This wouldn't be the first time Cheese has stolen something from Rouge. Cheese knew that Rouge's friend, Shadow, had a very large weapons supply that he kept at Rouge's house. Cheese had tried to take many of these weapons before, but always got caught because after he got one of those weapons, he would begin shouting and shoot the nearest appliance in the room.

"Gasp Cheese, is this true?" asked Vanilla.

"Chao chao, chao chao chao (it doesn't matter what I say, you can't understand me anyway)!" yelled Cheese.

"Shame on you, Cheese!" scolded Vanilla. "I am so sorry miss Rouge."

"Well, if I catch him doing it again, I will have him thrown in the pound!" said Rouge. She really just wanted to shoot the little pest to bits, but knew that would cause an uproar from the whiny brat.

"No, you can't!" said Cream.

As Rouge opened her mouth to respond, a scream was heard from the corn field. The three of them turned to see Knuckles, Sonic and Tails out there.

"What the hell is that?" asked Rouge.

"Oh, that's just our farm hands … tending to the crops …" replied Vanilla nervously.

By "tending to the crops", Vanilla meant that Knuckles was shooting at the crows flying around Sonic's unconscious body, and Tails was trapped under another overturned cow.

"Knuckles, help me-"

"Not now, Tails! I'm trying to kill the cro- stop moving you little ss"

Knuckles began firing his shotgun again and Tails continued to whine about not receiving any help from the red echidna.

"Um … I'm going to go now." said Rouge slowly. She then dropped Cheese and hopped onto her bike and peddled off.

"Chao. Chao, chao (That's right. You better peddle, you bch)!" said Cheese.

"Cream, you have to be more watchful of Cheese, okay?" said Vanilla.

"But mom I-"

"NO BUTS!" yelled Vanilla. All of a sudden, a tornado touched down in the distance. "Ahhh! A random tornado just touched down. TO THE CELLAR!!" Then Vanilla ran back into the cellar and slammed the door shut, leaving Cream with Cheese.

"Oh look! A random tornado destroying everything in it's path!" yelled Knuckles. He then ran off towards the tornado and got sucked up into it.

"Come, Cheese. To my room!" proclaimed Cream.

"Chao, chao (No, you idiot)!" replied Cheese, but it was too late to convince Cream otherwise. She grabbed Cheese by the throat and ran into the house and into her room. She then jumped into her bed and hid under the covers with Cheese.

They felt the house shake violently as it was ripped up from the ground and sucked into the tornado. Cream and Cheese clung to the mattress for dear life. After a little bit, Cream decided to peek out from under the covers in time to see Knuckles fly by the window, waving his arms around and a look of pure enjoyment on his face. It looked like he was having a seizure. Then she saw Sonic fly by, not know what was going on because he was still unconscious. Cheese decided to join Cream in her sight seeing and peeked out as well. Then Tails flew by with Knuckles's shotgun and took aim at Cheese. "This is for tipping cows on me all the time!" he shouted. But before he could fire, a cow flew by and slammed into Tails, making him lose grip on the shotgun. "NOOOOOO!!!!" he screamed as he was flying away.

Finally, Cream saw Rouge going by on her bicycle, when all of a sudden, Rouge's bike began to fade away, being replaced by a broom, as her clothing faded to black and a pointed hat appeared on her head. Cream gasped in horror as the former Rouge began to cackle loudly as her cape whipped around in the air. Rouge then disappeared and Cream heard a loud thud as she was tossed up into the air. When she landed, everything went black.

Oooo …. I wonder where they are. See you next time! And thanks to the lone reviewer. I really appreciate it!

I've typed up about 3 more chapters already, so they should be coming soon as well.