Here's the third Chapter! ... I should really start typing the other chapters or else this might not me updated for a whole month :P I've got two more Chapters typed already, so they'll be posted soon :)
In the meantime, Enjoy!
Chapter 3!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1!1!11! We're Not in Station Square Anymore
Cream was feeling very dizzy after she woke up on her bed. She then noticed that Cheese was missing, and began to look for him frantically. 'Now why did Tails try to shoot Cheese? he's done nothing wrong.' Cream thought to herself. This shows how naive Cream really is. What a dork.
While Cream was stumbling around, she tripped over a small lump on the floor covered with the blanket. Cream became very scared. 'What if there's a monster underneath' Cream thought. She then grabbed a two by four laying next to her and slowly approached the lump under the blanket. She then pulled the blanket off the lump and began beating the life out of it while she screamed out a battle cry.
"Chao, chao (What the hell, woman)!" Screamed Cheese as he was being pummeled by the wooden floorboard.
"Huh?" said Cream, as she opened her eyes to see Cheese curled up on the floor with cuts and bruises all over his body. "Oh Cheese!" She then pounced on the chao and trapped him in a giant bear ... bunny hug. "I thought I lost you! ...Oh my god! Tails must have shot you!" Shouted Cream. Cheese just stared at Cream. Just stared with a dumbfounded look on his face.
'How could anyone be so fing stupid!' he screamed in his head. On the inside, he was shooting Cream with the now taken Shadow Rifle, over, and over again, blood and rabbit bits flying everywhere as Cheese laughed maniacally. In reality, he just laid there in Cream's arms, blankly starting at her while a drop of drool oozed from the corner of his mouth.
Cream got up and opened the door to go outside. She gasped and just stood there, gaping at the wonderful display that now lay before her. Colors and plants that twisted and curled into fantastic shapes winding around little gingerbread houses nestled in between aqua blue bushes. Everything lay on the edge of a brick road which was a bright, sunny yellow. Cream looked into the distance and saw the road trailing off into the emerald landscape. "Yay! We can now afford to color the place again!" Said Cream happily. She then paused. "Cheese, I don't think we're in Station Square anymore."
"Chao, chao(No s, Cream)" said Cheese dryly. At least he thought he sounded that way. All Cream heard was the happy chirp of a chao agreeing with her. She finally stepped out into the foreign world and walked to the center of what appeared to be a village of some sort. As soon as she was into the center, she heard the rustling of leaves and giggling. Well, it sounded more like the grunts and gurgles of demonic creatures, but it was giggling nonetheless. All of a sudden, giant grayish creatures and small pinkish blobs emerged from the bushes and slowly approached Cream and Cheese. They looked like those aliens that invaded the earth not too long ago.
"flibusheoamegraaherao!" Screamed one of the aliens. It was just saying hello to Cream, but she thought it was attacking, so she whipped out her two-by-four and leaped at the screaming alien and began beating it while giving her own battle screech. The alien soon exploded into a puddle of green slime and Cream stopped the vicious beating.
"Anyone else want some?!" said Cream. The aliens were trembling at the sight of the rabbit covered in their brethren's blood. Then rustling and some muffled yells were heard from the bushes. A giant hand shot out of one and began clawing at the brick road. It was then grabbed by two aliens standing by and they began trying to pull it out. With one last tug, a giant black blob shot from the bushes and landed face down at Cream's feet. It then began floating and faced upright in front of Cream.
It had no legs to speak of whatsoever, and was garbed in what looked like rags taken from random hobos off the street. Gaudy jewelry sway to and fro from it's neck, or lack of, and three glowing red eyes were staring down at Cream. You can tell I don't do so well with describing things, can't you?
"Why do you attack The Black Arms, foreign life form?" It's voice sounded like some 900 year old chain smoker. And Cheese couldn't even understand how it could talk, for it had no mouth. Cream just stood there, petrified with fear. Her caramel eyes were as large as dinner plates as she stared at the alien.
"I- I-" She tried to speak, but couldn't find the right words.
"You … what?" asked the alien. Cream guessed that he must be the leader. Then one of the aliens said something intelligible to the floating one. Then the floating alien floated over to the puddle of green ooze that stained the brilliant brick road. It then turned back to Cream. "Why did you attack The Black Arms?!" he said angrily.
"I th- thought it was attacking m- me." replied Cream shakily.
"Hmm … are you from that place we attacked not too long ago? What was it called, uhh … ee arth?"
"It's called earth and y-"
"Don't correct The Black Arms!" shouted the floating alien, "Especially their leader, Black Doom! That's me, by the way." He said, as he pointed to himself. "Well, I can understand why you attacked then. Fear not, though. We gave up on those ways and moved to this disgusting place after that traitorous son of mine defeated us and blew up the Black Comet." He said the last past very bitterly. "His name was … sh--head?"
"You mean mister Shadow?" said Cream.
"What did I tell you before? Don't correct The Black Arms!" shouted Black Doom. He then continued, "Then he goes and runs off with that whore … uhh … boobs, or something like that. That's all I really remember about her." mumbled Black Doom, more to himself than to Cream. Cream decided not to correct him on who the person's name was. Then there was shouting coming from where Cream's house landed. Cream, Cheese and Black Doom went over there to see what was going on.
"Oh my!" gasped Cream, as she noticed that feet were sticking out from under her house. They had ruby boots on them, and the socks had a black and white stripped pattern on them, suddenly, the boots vanished, and the feet began to curl up and retreat underneath the house. She then heard grunts and gurgling coming from the other Black Arms. They were pointing at her shoes. Cheese looked down and gasped.
"Chao! Chao, chao chao! (Holy crap! Cream, you're wearing those boots)!" exclaimed Cheese.
"What is it Cheese?" asked Cream.
"Chao, chao (look down, dunce)." Cheese said as he pointed to the boots. Cream finally looked down and saw that she was indeed, wearing the exact same boots that were on the feet that just curled up under her house.
"You killed her …" said Black Doom finally. The rest of the black arms began jumping up and down and giving off demonic squeals and grunts. Cream thought she did something bad.
"I didn't mean to!" she said back, but then Black Doom hugged her. Now she was really scared.
"She's dead! Hooray!" Black Doom then dropped Cream and floated off to the center of town. "My fellow Black Arms, the wicked witch is dead!" The Black Arms that weren't already outside came out of their houses at that moment and began cheering and dancing. They did both quite poorly, I might add.
"Who's the wicked witch?" asked Cream.
"She was the one who terrorized us when we first moved here." said Black Doom.
"What did she do?" asked Cream.
"Well, let us just say that she did things more horrible than what you did to Jim," said Black Doom, gesturing over to the green puddle.
Cream and Cheese were then dragged into the center of town by a soldier and raised onto the shoulders of a rather muscular alien.
"These are our saviors …" Black Doom leaned over to Cream, "What are you called?"
"Cream the Rabbit." said Cream.
"And you?" said Black Doom as he leaned towards Cheese.
"Chao (The Terminator)." said Cheese.
"… our saviors, Cream the Rabbit and Chao!" finished Black Doom.
"Chao chao (Stupid alien)." mumbled Cheese.
They paraded Cream and Cheese around for a little bit until Black Doom announced, "Let us now present them with our finest Black Arms delicacy!"
Then three Black Arms stepped away from the crowd, each dressed in a vest. The first had a red vest, the second a blue, and the third a green vest. They began dancing and singing, but it sounded more like a dog and a cat tied up in a bag and beaten with a mace. After the singing, they presented Cream with what looked like a overstuffed rat foaming at the mouth, impaled on a stick.
"Uhh … thanks?" said Cream, as she took the "delicacy", and she discretely threw it over her shoulder when a giant pink bubble came floating out of the sky. It then stopped on the ground and popped, revealing a panting pink hedgehog in a poofy pink dress with a wand in her hand.
" It's so hard to breathe in there," she said.
"Um … who are you?" asked Cream.
"She's Amy, the whiny witch," said Black Doom.
"That's GOOD witch. G-O-O-D, got that, Doom?" said Amy.
"See? Whiny." said Black Doom. Amy began to growl, and her wand then turned into a piko piko hammer and she began beating Black Doom over the head with. When she stopped, her hammer turned back into a wand and Black Doom lay unconscious on the road.
"Anyway, why are you here?" asked Cream.
"Well, I came here to see who you were, and to make sure those boots are safe." began Amy, "So, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" asked Amy.
"I'm not a witch at all." replied Cream.
"Chao (I beg to differ)," mumbled Cheese.
"Why would you want to make sure the boots are safe?" asked Cream. As Amy was about to answer, a giant black column of smoke erupted from the ground where Jim used to stand. As the smoke cleared, Cream's stomach lurched because Rouge the Bat stood where the smoke appeared.
"Hmm, Throwing a party, huh? And you didn't even invite me?" she said. She took a step, but then slipped on the slime below her and she fell right on her butt. All the Black Arms started to laugh until she shot a red beam at a few of them and turned them into the green puddles that Jim became. She then stood up, "I thought you all knew better than to laugh at me." Black Doom then regained consciousness. Upon sighting Rouge, he immediately floated upright.
"What do you want, boobs?" said Black Doom.
"I just came to get what's rightfully mine," replied Rouge, "And by the way, it's the wicked witch to you."
"But isn't she dead?" said Cream. Rouge then turned her head to look at Cream for the first time.
"What?" said Rouge.
"Well, she just got crushed under my house when I landed here," replied Cream. Rouge then walked over to the house and inspected it all around the perimeter. Then she quickly walked around it again.
"Where are they?" she said to herself, looking frantically all around the house. "Where are those damn boots?"
"You mean these?" said Amy, gesturing to the boots on Cream's feet. Rouge then spun around to look and gasped as she saw the boots on Cream.
"How did you get those?" asked Rouge quickly.
"I don't know! They just appeared on my feet." said Cream.
"Liar!" snapped Rouge. "How dare you steal from the wicked witch of the west!" Cream began to cry at this.
"I put them there." said Amy. Rouge and Cream turned to look at Amy.
"What?" they both asked.
"Yes. I put them there so you couldn't get a hold of them," announced Amy, "And you won't be able to take them off of her, either." Rouge began to growl slightly, but them regained her composure.
"Don't worry, little rabbit. I'll get those boots off for you," She said. Then she pounced at Cream, but then Cheese intervened and latched onto Rouge's face. "AHH! Get this thing off me!" she screamed.
"Chao chao chao (I want to finish off Cream)!" squealed Cheese. Then Rouge pried off Cheese and chucked him at Cream.
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little chao too!" shouted Rouge. Then a puff of smoke surrounded her. When it cleared, she was gone.
"How am I suppose to get these off?" asked Cream. Amy simply shrugged.
"I don't know. One way would be to get killed," Amy said.
"Chao chao (I can do that)!"exclaimed Cheese.
"Cheese it right. That's a bit drastic," said Cream. Cheese frowned and crossed his arms.
"You could always go ask The Eggman in Emerald City," said Amy.
"How do we get to The Eggman?" asked Cream.
"That is quite simple," interjected Black Doom, "you follow the yellow brick road. Not the orange brick road though. That's the highway to hell." he said.
"Will he help me figure out how to get home, too?" asked Cream.
"You mean you're not from around here?" asked Amy.
"Well, even I found that as obvious," said Black Doom. That got him another beating from Amy.
"I better get going then," said Cream.
"Good luck!" cheered Amy. She then returned to beating up Black Doom. The rest of the Black Arms cheered and waved good bye and then they tried to get Amy off of their leader.
"Well, here we go, Cheese!" said Cream, and she began skipping down the winding yellow brick road towards Emerald City.
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Rouge watched the rabbit in her crystal ball as she skipped happily down the road, clutching the chao in her hand, nearly squeezing the life out of it.
"So, she's going to Emerald City to see The Eggman, eh?" said Rouge to herself, "We'll see about that. SHADOW!" she shouted. Then a winged black hedgehog entered the room, a bored expression on his face. His blood red eyes stared at Rouge.
"What is it, Rouge?" asked Shadow.
"Don't call me that! I'm the wicked witch now, remember?" she said.
"Whatever, Rouge," said Shadow. Rouge rolled her eyes at him and continued,
"I need you to round up the clones. We're probably going to go hunting soon," said Rouge.
"For what, may I ask?" asked Shadow.
"Rabbits." finished Rouge. She then began to laugh maniacally.
"… but rabbits are out of season right now," said Shadow. Rouge paused and looked at Shadow.
"Do you think I care?" she said. Shadow didn't answer. "I didn't think so. Now go!" She commanded. Shadow left the tower and sighed.
"They're not going to like this," said Shadow, as he went to the strip club down the hall to go gather his clones, for he knew that most of them were there. "They hate it when they're deprived of there strippers, stupid perverted clones," he said to himself. 'What does Rouge want with rabbits, anyway?' He finally reached the entrance to the club and he stepped in to go fetch his clones for Rouge- err … the wicked witch.
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So Cream and Cheese have finally made it to Oz (took me long enough), and also I've introduced the side story of Rouge the wicked witch and her plotting to get the boots off of Cream. Just so you know, there will be some Shadouge fluff later and some onesided knuxouge as well. So if Shadouge isn't your thing, you could probably just skip those parts, they don't affect the story much ...
Just giving you guys a heads up! -in Mario voice- See you next time!
