CHAPTER 2: STILL OFFICIAL CANON (PLZ NO HATE)
Fast forward 5000 years in the future…
Poe and Finn are getting it on.
It's hot and heavy and sweaty and spaghetti.
And in the background, they're playing Fetty.
Han Solo shows up and says, "You guy's ready?"
Freddy!
As a side note, I'd like to make a serious comment about the user "light sabber," who ruthlessly flamed the comments last night while the children were sleeping. Light sabber, if your eyes do gaze upon my words, please know that you have been marked as the Devil's man, and if I ever meet you irl, I'm gonna slap yo ugly face into the next century. My grammar is impeccable and my rhymes are straight fire.
And now to conclude…
SHREK COMES IN WITH HIS MACHETE!
IT'S REALLY COOL. CHECK OUT OUR FANFICTION "DOOLING SWORDS" WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. #shamelessplug
Han Solo destroys Shrek, but not before Shrek cuts off both of Han Solo's fingers.
"Aw crap m'tender fingies! I don't think I'm gonna make it!"
"That's really super cool," Poe and Finn chant in unison, as they consummate their marriage.
END OF CHAPTER 2
