Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII, iTunes, AC/DC, Voltaire, or any of their music apart from the stuff I hear on youtube.
A/N Alright this one is the result of some YouTube surfing, combined with a passion of loving music. I am sorry about the end, too many Red vs. Blue videos.
Sephiroth growled slightly, that infernal racket, it was grating on his last nerve, it was something unusual from the lab. It was music, normally this wouldn't bother him but Hojo seemed to be singing along with it. The SOLDIER Commander had already had a horrible day; he'd spent half the morning locked in a staff meeting with Heidegger and Scarlet. Then got the memo he needed to be in the lab for a "checkup", the last place on Gaia he wanted to go to. But then to hear Hojo singing, he'd rather be stuck in the desert surrounded by chocobos singing "Row Your Boat."
"And it's so easy when you're evil,
This is the life you see
The devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free!
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!" Hojo was a fifth and change off key horribly.
Sephiroth winced as he stepped into the lab; he outright blanched seeing Hojo doing the pelvic thrust dance on the lab table. The man was dancing on the table badly, singing out of tune, it was time to put an end to the ludicrous farce. Glaring at the scientist he grabbed Hojo by the shoulder before his other hand shot up and reached around to his esophagus.
Hojo had stopped singing and was now squealing like a pig, "Se-se-se-ephiroth. Wh-what a surprise."
Sephiroth's fingers closed and he put his free hand on Hojo's chest. In one fluid movement he pushed with the hand on the chest and pulled with the grabbing hand, ripping Hojo's throat clean out. The SOLDIER Commander stomped hard on the scientist's foot before grabbing his leg and hurling the man in the air slamming his fist into the scientist's face and sending him flying into the ground cracking the tiles.
He bent down and wiped his hands off on Hojo's lab coat before spotting the personal terminal with Hojo's iTunes pulled up. He logged Hojo out pulling up his own account; he smirked at the iTunes window for a minute scrolling through the music. He changed the song over to one of his personal favorites. As he stepped back he looked around, he was alone in the room and what was wrong with a little fun now and again?
"Back in Black
I hit the sack
I've been too long
I'm glad to be back!
Yes I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hangin' around
I been lookin at the sky
Cause it's getting me high
Forget the hearse cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and runnin' wild…."
Zack meanwhile who had been looking for Sephiroth, who was overdue at another staff meeting, peaked through the door seeing Sephiroth singing along and dancing. He smirked pulling out his camera phone and hit record.
