FIsting my dirty slimy hairy butthole in the middle of the night, the windows open as fireflies come from outside and raid into my butthole, burrowing and making it their home. Dio takes residence in the scarlet manshin, fisting himself in his new bedrom. THe sounds and smells of his puckered ass filling the air around him, he's so tempted to take remilia's head and make her lick his poopy asshole. He loves this. He wants so much more. sakuya the 7up maid stood outside the former bedrom of remilia scartlet's door. ever since dio toke over starlet monsion, he kicked out most of the residents. patchiouli stayed in the scarlet library as it was her home and she would never leave it. anyone who dared to step in the library got mauled by a swole patchiouli with bara tiddies. flandre, remilia's sisster was freed out of the mansion and she set off to wreak havoc in gensockyo. meiling was fired because of slacking off too much. sakuya sprayed some ferbreeze because dio's ass fucking smelled awful. does dio ever shower or wipe his ass? dio loves the smell of his own asshole, his buttcheeks flapping along with the cool breeze from the window. He could feel the fireflies squirm in his ass, making him moan out. He inserted a finger into his toosh, his long finger nail digging deep into the squishy shit. Scooping it up with his nail like a shovel with dirt. Thrusting his long finger inside. He reached with his other hand and started rubbing his erection, feeling the loss of his foreskin against his pastry british vampire hand. Dio removed his finger from his waiting asshole, scrapping the poop onto his cock. SUddenly, he was giving into the heat of the moment and sat on his ass, dirtying the sheets with his breakfast, meaning his poop. He leaned down and began to suck his own cock. Sakuya watched through the door knob key hole, just like in gregory's horror show! She was horrified. She started to woner if Dio was better than her late, old bitch ass mistress, remilia. sakuya couldnt beliebe dio had a scat fetish. remilia had a stomach fetish before she was killed (true story). DIo could feel the presence of Sakuya behind the door, his gaze went to the door peaked up as he continued to self suck himself like a pro. THe sloppy wet sounds of his shit mixed with his prenut, he didn't once take his mouth off of his aching cock. Dio lifted a finger and moved it to indicate for her to come inside the bedrom. Sakuya was scared, but obeyed and stepped into the bedrom. she waited patiently for orders. As the grill got closer, he removed himself from his dick, "Do you have 7up?" he asked suddenly, before he stood from the bed. Sakuya was like 'oh shit' because she was a 7up maid and came into the room unprepared. In a flash, she was holding a tray of 7up in her delicate hands. "Yes, my lord." "Good." He slowly turned around and bent over right in front of her, spreading his hairy pastry british asscheeks, poop sliding down his thigh as he looked back at her, "I want you to take the can and shove it inside." DIo ordered. "Yes, my lord." Sakuya repeated, as she slid on gloves and shoved the 7up can right into his vampire aaaSSShole. The pastry vampire moaned and leaned into the can of 7up, reaching back and grabbing her wrist to make her push it in faster until the entire can was hidden in his poopy butthole. Suddenly shoving it so hard that the contents burst out deep inside his wet moist asshole, he could feel a mixture of 7up and shit run down his legs. sakuya's nose went blind from the smell. finally, she could never smell shit again. "Another, hurry up." DIo demanded once more, jerking his dick off with his shit like it were lotion. sakuya shoved another 7up can into his puckerinng assHOLE, and another one, and another one and anotha one and anotha won and anotha one. sakuya thought this was gross. Soon they all began to explode with the tightness of his asshole surrounding them, he stood and waddled to the nearest bathroom and squatted over the toilet, with a load moan he dumped ass and three 7up cans fell out and into the toilet. Wiggling his ass so one more would come out and plop into the toilet bowl. Leaving only two 7up cans buried inside deeply along with the fireflies nestled comfortably between his asscheeks. Leaning down he turned around and started to drink out of the bowl like a dog. THe taste of his shit and the 7up was such a perfect combination it made his penis just ache and explode with semen. sakuya watched through the door crack. eventually she would have to clean all of this shit up and that made her grumpy! He looked over at her with a grin and pointed to the remains in the toilet bowl, the smell of his own feces and the 7up filling his nostrils and was enough to get him turned on again. "Want to try some?" The moody maid replied with an attitude and said "No." Then, realizing what she said and the tone she said it in, she corrected herself. "No thank you, my lord." Dio smirked, "Hmph, suit yourself." Leaning in and gulping the remains until it was all gone :). Sakuya was grateful that she did not have to clean that shit up, but she still had to clean the bedroom. "my lord what are you going to do with the fireflies in your asshole?" asked sakuya. "I would like them to burrow and make children. THey will feed upon my feces and join my alliance." at this point sakuya was just tired so she didnt care about dio's bullshit so she excused herself and went to go clean the bedrom. "wow what a day" said sayaka. Dio ate the remaining shit from his fingers and licked it clean, heading into za bedrom, "why u clean?" "my lord you cant just sleep in shit thats dirty and unhygienic" replyed sakuya. "plus it smells too bad" sakuya sprayed some ferbreeze in the rom. "Smells bad? You're beyond crazy." No, it smelled divine. The aroma of his own waste was perfection. sakuya was too tired to argue so she stopped time and when it resumed, everything was clean and sakuya was Gone. haha dio no shit smell for you!