Disclaimer: I own neither Final Fantasy nor Mythbusters.

A/N I love the Mythbusters. So after watching them crash car after car I feel it's time the people who put up with Hojo's criticism daily got a shot. Ladies and Gentlemen the staff of Shin-Ra's Scientific Department!

Jenkins sighed looking at the mangled crash test manikin; they'd really done a number on it this time. He looked at the prototype of the new Shin-Ra car before stooping down to pick up one of the legs. "I think we're gonna need another one."

His friend Aaron sighed, "Well that's just it. We're out of them. We destroyed them all in our earlier tests."

Jenkins rolled his eyes, "wonderful. Did Professor Hojo fill our request for an order of supplies we need?"

"No and he threw coffee cup at my head, with the coffee still in it," Aaron indicated the bandage wrapped around his forehead.

"That geezer, he always takes credit for our work and when we fail he blames it on us!" Jenkins shouted kicking the scrap metal of the buggy.

"Calm down man! You're gonna get sacked if they here you say that too loud!" Aaron put his hand on Jenkins's shoulder.

He stopped his ranting for a moment, "Hey, I just had a good idea." He put his head by Aaron's and started whispering in his friend's ear. Aaron started to get a rather large grin on his face. He nodded as Jenkins quickly left the lab while Aaron started to get everything set up.

Jenkins knocked cautiously on Hojo's door, "um Professor?"

"What? I am in the middle of my greatest discovery ever!" Hojo shouted looking up at the young scientist.

Yeah you're only discovery ever you pompous ass, Jenkins thought, "sorry to bother you sir but we need your help with our experiment."

"Not interested," Hojo snapped.

"Sir it could revolutionize public transportation! We'd credit everything to you! You'd be a household name!" Jenkins replied feinting surprise of rejection.

A thoughtful look crossed Hojo's face, "hmm… alright I'll help you, boy."

Jenkins nodded heading back towards the lab, this would be good. He opened the door to a long plastic tunnel that led to a door with a chair on the other side. "Okay Professor all you have to do is sit down."

Hojo nodded sitting on the chair. Jenkins closed and locked the door; he looked up at Aaron and gave him a wave. The scientist nodded hitting a large green button, the engine of the prototype roared to life and sped off down the track. Inside Hojo was screaming like a pansy, despite that he noticed his pants were distinctly moist. However he had little time to contemplate this, the test car slammed into the wall at sixty-five kilometers per hour.

Aaron climbed down from the test booth while Jenkins ran down the track. The pair banged their arms together, "very nice!"

"Yeah it was sweet! I think he wet himself!" Aaron laughed.

Jenkins let out a howl of laughter before sighing, "ya know we just got rid of the dummy and we still have no more manikins."