Disclaimer: I alas do not own Final Fantasy VII, I do however condone dropping Meteors as a means to achieve Reunion

A/N Hi guys, you've been such a good audience I thought I would do something unusual. In the form of Reno and Rude, I had this conversation with my idea assistant, she was Reno and I was Rude. Some of these may show up later! No worries Hojo will still die in the end!

Reno looked up from his beer at Rude, it had been a long day in the office, and Hojo was being a royal pain. "Hey can I ask you a question?"

"You just did, however go ahead," Rude replied.

"If you were Jenova's head and you had Fugly Guy after you, where would you hide?" Reno pondered, using his outside the office nickname for Hojo.

Rude thought for a moment, "anywhere he wasn't."

Reno groaned, "If it were me I'd be hidin' in that mako cannon in Junon. Then when Hojo sticks his mug in looking for me. Pow! Off comes his head."

"How do you kill an idiot? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. How do you kill Hojo? Put Jenova's head at the bottom of a pool." Rude grunted.

Reno leaned back, "good one man! I like that. I got one, maybe a freak accident where he gets fed to a pack of guard hounds!"

Rude shook his head, "no too obvious."

"Alright, hmm, well I 'member what's her face Cissnei saying' somethin' 'bout a crabby corpse in Shin-Ra Manor out in Nibelheim a while back. Think he may wanna piece of the action?" Reno commented.

"Interesting concept," Rude thought for a moment, "you ever see Bambi versus the WEAPON?"

"Excellent!" Reno shouted finishing off his beer and chucking it over his head. It flew in an elegant arc slamming into someone's head. They staggered forward into several tough looking foul tempered drunk people. The guys dragged him outside and there was violent screaming before the slamming of a dumpster lid and several trash can lids before the sounds of motorcycles thundering off down the street.

Reno shrugged, he stood up and Rude followed him out of the bar. They followed the trail of blood to a white coat covered in blood; Reno nudged the head with his foot. It rolled over slightly revealing it was Hojo, "well that works too. Dump the body?"

"We're going to have to," Rude grunted and picked it up hopping the chain link fence and heading under the bridge to the open sewer entrance. He dropped the body before heading back over to Reno. They nodded and set off for the entrance to the bar for a peaceful evening of celebrating.