After my bad career meeting with Umbridge I served a detention with her. I had to write "I will not voice absurd career choices." I wrote that for an hour but Umbridge didn't come back.
I felt, like most students did after the Weasley twins went A.W.O.L., that I needed to live up to the greatest pranksters ever. I thought of a dozen plans to prank Umbridge in three seconds. Then I got a genius idea.
I grabbed the quill that had inflicted pain and writing on my hand. I wrote for about half an hour before Umbridge burst in. I told her that I had only continued to write as she ordered.
She seemed happy and shocked so she offered me a position on the Inquisitorial Squad. I took the position and proudly enforced all Educational Decrees to the best of my abilities (Note sarcasm).
I proudly displayed the work of half an hour to the rest of the school. I was a school hero and everyone wanted to read what I wrote on my hand. "I told you I was hard core," impressed one and all.
Umbridge found out three weeks later. I was given three detentions with her. "I will not voice absurd career choices," and "I will not play with Professor Umbridge's special quill," make weird scars when they over lap.
