Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, and I don't mean any disrespect to Okaa-san.
A/N Aww… You guys missed this! I feel loved. Anyway, remember Death #36? Course you do, because this is kind of a pseudo sequel to it. Actually it's almost a replacement for it. I know I've had Jenova kill him once already, but it's too much describing him from her POV. Without further ado, let's welcome back Okaa-san!
Jenova blinked startled, she'd been minding her own business happily floating and scheming. Oh now what?! For the love of this dirt ball, not you again, what's wrong with you today? She carefully looked over every inch of Hojo; there's dirt in between the wrinkles and folds of the skin on his neck. Little black hairs curling out of his ears, and what's that coming out of his nose? She squinted seeing curly black hairs coming out with a little drip of nasal secretion that was growing steadily larger as he walked towards her, threatening to fall off as he began to speak.
"And how are we today Jenny?" He smiled revealing several chipped teeth, all thirty of which are yellow bordering on brown. Bits of foodstuffs were clearly visible between them, some of which looked like it was decaying. Some of it was a fuzzy green, and looked, alive. Alive?! My word man does the phrase halitosis mean nothing to you! Have you tried chugging mouthwash or brushing?!
"Tonight we're going to have fun at my place!" And with that he attempted to lift her out of the tank but realized smuggling a full sized extraterrestrial through the Shin-Ra building would be difficult, his coat pocket wasn't big enough. So with a heavy sigh he cut off Jenova's head and shoved it in his coat pocket. She now had a clear look at his nails that were black and jagged, and she didn't even want to think about the bulge in his pants.
What the f---?! You are the most bedraggled, contaminated, cruddy, crummy, defiled, disarrayed, dishabille, disheveled, dreggy, dungy, dusty, filthy, foul, greasy, grimy, grubby, grungy, icky, lousy, messy, mucky, muddy, mungy, murky, nasty, pigpen, polluted, raunchy, scummy, scuzzy, skank, slatternly, slimy, sloppy, slovenly, smudged, smutty, sooty, spattered, spotted, squalid, stained, straggly, sullied, undusted, unhygienic, unkempt, unlaundered, unsanitary, unsightly, unswept, untidy, unwashed, yucky, degenerate, lecherous, sex maniacal, sleazebag I have ever seen! I am so getting out of here! Jenova mentally ranted.
She'd been laid down in Hojo's bed, which she didn't want to think about where she was, Hojo smiled and bent down to kiss her, when she manipulated her hair to form a spring and launched at his exposed jugular. Shaking violently she ripped out his jugular spitting it out as soon as he was bleeding out on the floor. Disgusting, I have never tasted something so vial, did you know you taste disgusting? No, I don't suppose you would, seeing as how you are now bleeding out. But the facts are facts you taste like fecal matter. I need to track down some toothpaste and a brush before I conquer this planet.
And with that she started off on her quest to find a toothpaste and dental appliance strong enough to kill the Hojo based bacteria now growing in her mouth.
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