Again... sorry for the wait. Working overnights at wal-mart nearly killed every creative impulse in my soul. But I'm back! Once again I do not own these characters. This is for fun only. Enjoy!

Once more: Pease Read and Review! As to the guesses I've been getting on the identity of our mutant campers... Still no one has even come close to guessing. But trust me. The clues ARE in the show. So let's get back to...

Courtney: THREE years! I oughta call my lawyers!

Gwen: Oh just cool it Courtney!

Courtney: Easy for YOU to say! You got star billing!

Gwen (Smirking): True! So I'm a mutant? Cool! Maybe I get a neat power like electro shock or something? Anybody seen Heather...? (Wanders off...)

Author hands script to Courtney.

Courtney (Reads): Well in that case! That's more like it!

Harold (Looks over Courtney's shoulder) But we still don't know who the other mutant is...

Courtney: Who cares? I LOVE this script!

Author: And now our story continues. Read and enjoy folks. I'm going to find an aspirin...


Total Drama Mutants: Total Drama Mayhem. An X-Men Evolution- Total Drama Island Crossover.

Chapter Four

After an excellent dinner the night before, Mystique was in a good mood. Chris was also very happy as he casually finished off his breakfast and watched the closed circuit monitor as his doppelganger addressed the assembled campers...

"Well campers! I hope you enjoyed breakfast because when today is over, some of you may never want to eat again!"

"You've had us drink blended cochroaches! We've eaten bull testicles!" Duncan replied. "Whatever you can dish out, we can handle McClain."

"We'll see about that." 'Chris' smirked. "But first! Our beloved producers have decided to even out the teams with two new competitors! Say hello to Alejandro and Sierra! Come on out!"

Two teenagers came out from the hut behind 'Chris' One was a tall, tanned latino boy of rather well developed build. The other was a somewhat lanky girl who seemed to be sniffing the air around her intently.

"Alejandro will be joining the Maniac Mudskippers! And Sierra... That means you'll be joining the Ravens. Join your teams."

The two walked over to their assigned groups. 'Chris' regarded them thoughtfully.

"First thing to tell you is that this year, eliminated contestants will compete every four weeks to reenter the competition. So even the WORST of you losers still has hope right up until the end. A hope I will take extreme delight in crushing." 'He' snickered.

"And second, today's challenge will be based on that classic movie: "Ben Hur" For some of you it will undoubtedly be a case of Ben HURL..." First will be a three way galley race. The winning team will have their pick of rides for the epic CHARIOT RACE!"

'Chris' sighed. "Unfortunately our lawyers have forbidden us from mounting blades or similar weaponry either on the galleys or the chariots...

"But anything else will be perfectly legal! Teams! Take to your galleys!"

As the teens loaded into their boats, Sierra took one last look at Chris and shook her head. She'd have to see how her 'Chris Prediction Matrix' would hold up...


To Be Continued...