20 Reactions to being told you are a wizard/witch.
All characters are assumed muggleborn and this is their first introduction to magic.
Harry Potter: "Are you sure? Why does everything happen to me?? I don't want to be special or handsome or smart or brilliant. I just want to be normal and be kicked around by everybody"
Hermione Granger: "What? Why? How? Is that real? How did you do that? Is it like the magic in fiction? Is Merlin real? Does being a witch mean being a bitch? Can I see your wand? How many magical people are there? Why aren't my parents magical? What is magic?"
Ronald Weasly: "Huh, can you make food appear like that every time??"
Ginerva Weasly: "Are wizards cuter?"
Tom Marvolo Riddle: "Ha, I always knew I was special, now I will have power and I will conquer the world!! Yes!! Muahahaha!! How dare you not tell me before now?? Do you know how much time you have lost me??"
Severus Snape: "Sounds like it's for ignorant bigots. I prefer my chemistry set."
Draco Malfoy: "What's in it for me? I will agree to go if you tell me whether there is a magic spell to keep the hair slicked?"
Vincent Crabbe: "Duh!! (Grunt)." (I think that's a yes??)
Neville Longbottom: "Me? Wizard? (squeak) I think…. you must be… mistaken??"
Gilderoy Lockhart: "Brilliant! I always knew I was destined for great things. Do you want an autograph now itself??"
Sirius Black: "Heeheehee!! So many pranks and so much fun!! I can't wait!!"
Lavender Brown: "Oh my God!! Oh my God!! Oh my God!! Oh my God!! I am just so excited. It's like so hot!!"
Fred Weasly: "Mate, that's frigging…" (George isn't in the list to complete this sentence.)
Remus Lupin: "I know I turn into a beast and go into a murdering rampage once a month. But that's no need to call me names. You should be ashamed of yourself".
Luna Lovegood: "Oh. I already knew that. The blimblers told me when they rescued me from tramgrams."
Bellatrix Lestrange: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I am a witch, I am a witch, I am a bitch!!!!!!"
Blaise Zabini: "Wait!! I am a witch?? But I am a boy!! Don't confuse me now!!"
Fleur Delacour: "Eef you zink its mazic zat makes me beautiful, you muzt be miztaken. I waz alwez zis pretty."
Albus Dumbledore: "Peppermint? No? I had a theory it was something like that. Of course I realize now that it all fits. There never was any other explanation."
Mental Hospital Attendant: "Yes of course, if you say so. Now go stand in line. It's time for your medication. (Sigh) It really is confusing and freaking weird how so many people are living in the same delusion. Hell, the disease is hereditary too."
