Here at last! They said it was a myth but it's true! An actual update!
Mystique: About time.
Owen: I know! Right? It's like waiting for a fresh batch of sugar cookies to come out of the oven and then you have to wait for them to cool! And then hope your little brothers don't get them all first...
Once more: Please Read and Review! No one has guessed the identity of our second secret mutant contestant. Again I promise the clues ARE in the show. So let's be on with the show!
Total Drama Mutants: Total Drama Mayhem. An X-Men Evolution- Total Drama Island Crossover.
Chapter Five
It had been a mistake. Kitty knew that now. She had wanted to get away from the mansion for just a little while. She needed a break. Away from Bobby. Away from Logan's early morning Danger Room sessions. Away from Bobby. Away from Scott's stiffness. Away from Bobby. Away from Jean... And did she mention, AWAY FROM BOBBY!
So when she heard that Chris MaClean Productions was looking for interns to work behind the scenes of Total Drama Island, she applied on a lark. It wasn't like she would actually get picked, was it? But she had and then she remembered why this had been a bad idea...
"Paula!"
"Lindsay..." Kitty greeted her older sister. "Paula is our cousin. I'm Kitty. Remember?"
"Oh! Right! Hi Kitty!" Lindsay hugged her sister enthusiastically. This scene was too much for Owen, who proceeded to cry and scoop both girls up in a giant bear hug.
"The bond between you girls is just so beautiful! It really is!"
"Yeah... Let it all out there big guy." Noah said drily.
"Wait." Gwen objected as Owen finally let go. "You're Lindsay's sister right?"
"Guilty as charged." Kitty agreed.
"So then are you the sister that had diarrhea on a date and Lindsay had to bring you toilet paper?"
"Lindsay!" Kitty exclaimed too shocked at this disclosure to play it off or deny it. "You were never supposed to tell ANYONE!"
"Oops... Sorry." Lindsay apologized, downcast.
"Hey. It's alright girlfriend." Leshawna told her."Remember, Lindsay said it happened to her sister Paula."
"Yeah. Like totally no one will ever know about this except us and none of us are going to say a thing... Right guys?" Bridget promised.
"Yeah. I'm cool with that." Duncan agreed.
"You aren't in the competition so I have no need to destroy you." Heather stated.
"Only one teeny problem with that..." Owen said.
"What's that Owen?' Harold asked.
"We uh... What if um... What if someone were spying on us and recording this whole conversation?"
Kitty blanched. "Uh... Mr Maclean? Um... Nobody was recording that right? Uh.. You wouldn't put that on air would you?"
Mystique grinned to herself.
"Okay... Firstly... Do you really think we would air something as embarrassing as that to millions of viewers around the world?" 'Chris' asked. "Yes... Yes we would. As for whether we were filming that? Remember the cameras are ALWAYS on!"
Kitty groaned.
Watching from his trailer, Chris Maclean laughed. "That one's going on the highlight reel!"
From the back of the group came a little snicker. "Hey Lance... You uh... You wouldn't have been the one on the date with Kitty cat here now would ya?" Todd asked.
Lance glared at him as heads turned.
"Lance!" Kitty exclaimed noticing him and the rest of the Brotherhood for the first time.
"Uh... Hi Kitty... Um... What a surprise!" Lance said nervously as Todd, Freddy, and Pietro grinned.
"Enough with the emotional touchy feelly stuff!" 'Chris' declared. Now you've all met one of our new interns, allow me to introduce our other new intern: Her name is Kino Makoto and she comes all the way from Tokyo Japan! Makoto's hobbies include baking, gourmet cooking, and martial arts training. She was thrown out of three schools by the age of 13 for violent conduct and her life ambition is to own and operate either a bakery or a flower shop!" 'Chris' announced.
"And the reason these girls are here is because Chef doesn't want to have to cook for all of you animals. So we hired some help!"
Lance began to turn very pale.
"And that brings us to our next piece of business! Today's challenge brings reward and punishment!" 'Chris' smirked. "Today's winning team was the Battling Beavers! As a reward for their performance, they will enjoy fine dining certified by the host and courtesy of Intern Makoto!" 'Chris' smiled as the Beavers drooled over the exquisitely prepared table on the left. "In second place are the Maniac Mudskippers! You nearly lost it when Ezekiel dropped his oar. Luckily for you, your competitors; the Ravens, lost more than just the oar." 'Chris' looked at Justin. "Seriously dude... What happened?"
Justin shook his head. "I don't know Chris. I heard someone call out paparazzi and..."
"And you immediately decided to stand up in the middle of a moving boat." 'Chris' flashed a look at Alejandro. "I wonder how that happened." Watch it boy. There's not enough room on this island for another manipulative sneak.
"Anyway, because of that little accident, the Mudskippers finished second and will get Chef's standard gruel of the day."
Groans went up from the Mudskipper team as they jealously eyed the edibles in front of the Beaver Team.
"And because of you, Justin.. Your team gets table number three, furnished by Intern Kitty... May heaven have mercy on your souls!"
To Be Continued...
