Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII; if I did then Hojo killing would be a mini game at Wonder Square. And please forgive me for the Pokémon reference at the end; I am insane at the moment.
A/N Yesterday in Biology we were watching Planet Earth, which I must say is a pretty amazing show. And it gave me a ton of ideas about how to do Hojo in, though I must warn you when Yuffie's on the hunt for materia from a group of Shin-Ra people anything can happen.
It was a hot and muggy day in the middle of the jungle; the heat was so hot you could fry an egg on a leaf, if you could stop the humidity keeping it in a liquid format. Red Fanged Deer were grazing calmly on the low chutes and leaves, while frogs leaped from tree to tree in harmony. While through the branches a lone figure leaped around setting out ropes and other sorts of traps.
Yuffie landed on another branch of a nearby tree looking around intently, she'd heard that there would be a Shin-Ra unit passing through here on a scientific expedition. She'd set up traps all over the place half hoping one of them would be triggered so she could get some materia. It'd been forever since she'd gotten any new materia.
"Urg… I am so bored when will someone come by already!" She complained loudly.
Down in the depths of the jungle Hojo was doing a lot of complaining of his own, "are we there yet?"
The guide turned around, "no"
A minute later, "are we there yet?"
"No," the guide replied annoyed.
"Now?" Hojo snapped.
"No," the guide was trying to keep his cool.
Hojo sighed stopping to examine an unusual blue flower, "when will we be there?"
The guide sighed stopping, "as soon as you stop asking every thirty seconds then yes we will be there you baboon!"
Hojo twitched, "I'm not a baboon you Tonberry!"
"I am wiser then you are you chocobo dung for brains," the guide replied kicking Hojo in the shins. The guide carefully avoided a poorly concealed snare trap as Hojo leaped up in the air clutching his leg in pain.
She looked down seeing some movement. It was the Shin-Ra troop, all of whom avoided the trap of the snare. However someone finally leaped on the snare, it sprang nimbly into the air pulling them up to her level before sending him flying off into space as a twinkle of light.
She watched him fly off, "looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!" She sighed, now she had to chase after her materia, but guys who were stupid enough to step in a trap like that didn't have any materia.
