Inumaru12: Oh-Kay! Time for Chapter 3! Here we go! Thanks for the kind reviews! Keep um' coming please!

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Chapter Three: Ten Ways to Piss Off a Banished Prince

They quickly tied Sarah up and she sighed.

'This has to be a dream. Just a dream, I'll wake up to my radio/alarm blaring in my room.' Thought Sarah. She closed her eyes and thought about things.

'If this is a dream, I should at least make a good dream.' Thought Sarah, as a smirk came to her lips.

"Hey Zuko!" Called Sarah.

Zuko whipped around from talking (more like ordering) to another guard and glared at her.

"How do you know my name?" Zuko asked.

"How do I not?" asked Sarah.

"What do you mean by that?"

"I mean the loony bin is searching for you!"

"What!?!"

"You're on the most crazy list."

"Are you calling me insane?!?"

"Well, I'm not the one who said it."

"Do you know who I am!?!" Yelled Zuko.

"A banished prince who is chasing after the Avatar, so he can return home to being a pish-posh spoiled rich boy. A.K.A The crazy, obsessed firebender." Said Sarah calmly.

Zuko stared at her for a minute, then flames erupted from his hands and mouth.

"Wow, two words: Anger Management." Smirked Sarah.

"Bring her back to the ship…And keep her quiet!" Zuko said as a afterthought.

"Prince Zuko, sir." Said one of the guards. "There isn't enough room on any of our rides, and if we made her walk she could slow us down." (1)

Zuko growled something that would make little kids scream and cry to their mommies and grabbed Sarah, who was now tied up, and threw her on the Rhino-thingy behind him. Zuko's back facing her back.

Sarah lurched forward as the rhino-thingy started to run. Sarah finaly got the hang of being how she was and started to relax and unconsciously put her back on Zuko's back, not even thinking about it.

Zuko got all tensed up then after a minute or two he relaxed. Sarah then realized how tired she was. With a small smile she allowed herself to fall asleep.

Sarah opened her eyes trying to figure out why it was so dark and damp in her room. Sarah rose up when she realized she was on the ground…again. Sarah muttered something bad under her breath and looked around again, squinting her eyes to see through the darkness.

"I was starting to think you would never wake up." A voice said.

A lantern was turned on and Sarah could see again. She then saw she was in a jail cell and could also see it was Zuko's Uncle Iroh who was holding the lantern. Sarah mentally sighed. Sarah liked Iroh, he was one of her favorite characters and she felt like she could trust him.

"Hello!" Sarah said smiling at him. "How long have I've been out?"

"Well, my nephew brought you here yesterday, but since we weren't sure what nation you were we had to keep you locked up." Said Iroh.

"I'm not from any nation." Said Sarah still smiling a smile that told Iroh she had a story she wanted to share.

Iroh raised his eyebrow.

"Then where are you from?" He asked, getting more curious.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." She said. Iroh brought two chairs forward.

"But before you tell me your story, how about a nice cup a tea?" He asked, opening the jail door and handing her a random cup a tea. Sarah gratefully took it and sat in one of the chairs and took a small sip before starting to tell her story.

Sarah told Iroh of everything from Avatar: The Last Air bender, to her school, to her friends, to getting to meet the wonderfully sophisticated Prince Zuko. (Wonderful, Maybe. Sophisticated, not so much.)

After listing to Sarah for a while, Iroh sat in the chair and thought about her problem for a while.

"I'm thinking that your best bet to get home is to find the Avatar." He said finally.

Sarah sighed. "Okay, if it means me and my friends getting home then I'll go look for him. Only thing is I haven't got the slight idea where Aang could be at the moment…" Explained Sarah, when suddenly the door was thrown open.

"Uncle, the cook is doing something really creepy with the fish again- Why is she out!?!" a familiar fire prince screamed, pointing at her.

"I have a name you know." Sarah said crossing her arms. Zuko mearly sneered at her.

"I don't care for some kind of foreign spy's name."

"Bond, James Bond." Sarah said under her breath snickering.

"What was that?" Zuko asked glaring at her.

"Nu-thin' Zukie." Sarah said in a sing song voice.

Zuko twitched but tried to calm himself down and was completing that when a sudden growl came from Sarah. Sarah blushed and rubbed her tummy.

"Sorry, I'm hungry. You got any food in this joint?" Sarah asked.

Zuko twitched again, which was really just a continuation of the first twitch, and sighed angrily. This girl was getting on his nerves.

"None for you." Zuko finally answered. Sarah pouted.

"I guess you don't want to know where the Avatar is, huh?" Sarah asked.

Zuko nearly had whiplash from how fast he turned and looked at her.

"Where. Is. He." He asked, no more likely demanded, Sarah.

Sarah pointed upward and automatically both Zuko and Iroh look up, only to see the metal ceiling.

"Up in the sky it's a lemur, it's a bison, IT'S ZUKO THE FLYING LLAMA!" Sarah then fell into a spasm of a laughing fit.

Zuko twitched. One, two, three times this time. Took a deep breath and then let it out. "Where is the Avatar?" He asked again, clearly evident he was gonna kill her if she didn't tell him.

Sarah stopped, this is one of those many times where you had to be serious or you would get tottaly jumped and get the shit beat outta you like at a Yankee's and Red Sox game, parking lot.

"I honestly have no clue Zuko." Sarah said, looking him straight in the eyes.

Zuko growled again but said nothing more.

"Hey, Zuko…" Started Sarah as she looked up at Zuko. "Can I please get something to eat? I'm really hungry." She asked looking up at him with her puppy-dog-eyes-of-complete-and-utter-death.

Zuko looked at her and tried to resist it but found he couldn't.

"Fine, just stop looking at me like that, it creeps me out." He muttered the last part and Sarah glomped him.

"Thank you Zuko!" She nearly screamed and then grabbed Zuko's hand and then ran up the stairs, three at a time. (A/N: Which I have been know to do too, it just isn't fun when I slip and fall down the stairs all the way to the bottom. . )

Iroh sighed as he watched his nephew and Sarah leave.

'Why do I suddenly get a feeling that this is only the tip of the ice burg?' Iroh though. He sighed again and followed their trail up the stairs, hoping there would still be tacos when he got there.

….

What? Can't a man eat tacos? Gosh.

Mmm. Taco Bell…

TBC

Inumaru: Yeah, sorry about the little random-ness at the end, but I would mostly do all the stuff I do in this story. Well Please Review! Remember Reviews make the author a happy girl that makes her want to write happy, funny stories, not emo, slit-my-wrist-and-die, stories like I've been thinking about writing… well see you next time! REVIEW!