Inumaru12: Wow. I'm surprised about the reviews I got. A lot of people say it was really funny. And I'm really happy. So here's my new update. I don't think it's as funny as last chapter or as long but that's for you to decide. Please Review after your done reading. That always brightens my day. Oh by the way, the disclaimer…might as well as choose someone random….Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: (Pops out of a random hole) What the…oh it's you. Tch. How troublesome.
Inumaru: Yay! Shika-kun! (Glomps Shikamaru) Can you please do the disclaimer pleas Shika-kun?
Shikamaru: (Sighs) Hai, hai. Tch, How troublesome. Maru-chan does not own Avatar: The last airbender, if she did, there would most likely be yaoi in it.
Inumaru: (Coughs, then blushes) Anyway, Thanks Shikamaru. You can go back if you want or you can stay here if ya want.
Shikamaru: I'll just stay here. It's too troublesome too go back right now.
Inumaru: OKAY, well let's go! Chapter start!
Chapter four
The meaning of STFU
During lunch, (They were eating Tacos XD) a random crew member named Pablo came up to them and said pirates were coming full speed next to them. (WHOO JOHNNY DEEP! Smexy.) Zuko and Iroh stood up.
"Gather the men, we'll have to greet them." Zuko said, putting stress on the word "greet".
The man all stood in a line with the exception of Sarah. As Zuko walked past her he did a double take.
"What are you doing?" He asked her.
"I wanna fight!" Sarah said.
Suddenly everyone except Iroh and Sarah were laughing.
"A girl fighting? I've never heard of anything so-so…" Stuttered a crew member muttered.
"Stupid?" offered another crew member, and they all laughed harder.
Sarah clenched her fist, making her knuckles turn white.
Zuko stopped chuckling and looked at Sarah with mocking eyes.
"Fine, I'll tell you what. If you defeat anyone of my men in battle, you can take his place. Is that alright with you, little girl?" He asked.
Sarah's eyes narrowed. "Anyone Zukie?" She asked.
"Anyone." He answered.
"Oh-Kay, Hey Zuko," Sarah slammed her knee into Zuko's gut then did a powerful round house kick on his face, almost breaking his neck as he hit the ground.
"Either you stay on the ground or you STFU." Sarah said.
Iroh happened to laugh. "This will happen to be a wonderful memory to give insight on to your future children, Zuko." He said.
Most of the crew members hid their faces of disgust and horror. Sarah though, thought of little Zukos with flames coming out of their mouths and running around with spears in their hands, chasing after the avatar.
Sarah cringed at the thought, and Zuko got up and looked at her.
"What's your problem?" he asked.
"Well I was just imagining little yous walking around and it made me want to throw up." Sarah said smiling.
Everyone took a step away from Zuko as they saw his face distort into a dangerous anger.
"What. Did.You. Say?" He asked with a very scary and dangerous voice that made some of his crew run and hide or cry like little children.
"I said it made me want to throw up!" Sarah said in the same deadly voice.
As the two of them countiued to agure the pirates came on to the ship and watched them for a while, but quickly got bored and left.
"Well Princy, why don't you just STFU?" Sarah said.
"What the hell does STFU mean!?!" Yelled a very exasperated Prince.
"It means 'Shut The Fuck Up!'" Sarah said, pushing Zuko hard in the chest. Without realizing it, Zuko was against the railing of the ship and fell over. Zuko then made a desperate attempt to grab onto anything, and he did grab something…Sarah's arm. Then the two of them fell over, into the sea.
TBC
Inumaru: Yay! Another chapter done. Sorry it's so short…But anyways, the next chapter is on of my favorites. If I get reviews I will write more, so please review!
Shikamaru: Ja Ne. (That means See You later in Japanese. Ja means See you in Jap.)
