Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII, I do knit, and I have friends who crochet.

A/N Day 55! I didn't update yesterday because the site wasn't letting me, I seem to recall something similar happening on October 13th when I was uploading Vincent's Birthday one. Anyway, like October 14th before it you will get two deaths today to make up for what happened. So welcome Rufus Shin-Ra to Day 55!

Rufus glanced around the office, paperwork was done, he had just submitted his latest plan to the Executives, and any other menial tasks were taken care of. He glanced up at the cameras and reached for the phone and called up Tseng.

"Hello?" Tseng answered the phone.

"It's me could you turn off the cameras for a while in the office?" Rufus asked carefully pulling out a bag from under his desk.

"I understand sir," Tseng replied switching off the cameras in Rufus's office.

Rufus emptied the contents of the bag onto his desk; two knitting needles were sitting comfortably within a large supply of yarn and feaux pearls. He picked up the needles with a rather nice looking scarf trailing off of it. He had five more roes to go before he cast off and finished it. He quickly set to work, "knit one, add pearl, purl two, knit one, add pearl, purl two…" He started chanting as he began knitting.

Elsewhere in Shin-Ra the Executives were arguing about Rufus reorganization, Reeve was absent cleaning his office to move into his new Vice President position. Tseng and Sephiroth were supposed to take over the Executive seats. They voted Hojo as their representative to go talk to Rufus. After all his father would be back from his trip to one of those cults any day now, they couldn't have the whole company reorganized in one day.

"Good luck!" Scarlet called as Hojo left the room fuming about his new position as head of waste management.

He stormed up the stairs to Rufus's office and started ranting, "waste management! A genius like me deserves to run this company! No the world!"

Rufus was still attempting to knit, "knit one, add pearl, purl two, knit one add pearl, purl two…" He stopped dead staring at his knitting, he'd slipped a stitch as soon as Hojo walked in. "You… you… YOU MADE ME DROP A STITCH! DIE!"

He stood up and threw the needles like a pair of darts; they broke Hojo's glasses and went right into his brain. Hojo keeled over as Rufus stood up and stormed over to Hojo's body, "look at this! YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY SCARF AND NEEDLES!" Picking up the needles and scarf he sighed and sat down, if he hurried with his cast off he could get his scarf saved provided the Hojoblood could even come out. He sighed sitting down and starting to cast off.