Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII, and I don't really mind too much.
A/N As promised two in one day to make up for the evil bizarre Hojoblood induced evil of the uploader going on the fritz. So please forgive my lack of posting yesterday, the Hojoblood finally got to be too much for the system and they had to clean it out before I was allowed to get the site messy again. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen I give you Sephiroth!
Sephiroth looked around the room laden with boxes, "what are all these boxes doing in here?"
Zack shrugged before smiling, "apparently Hojo was gonna have all this stuff destroyed. Tseng recovered it and said this was all the stuff pertaining to you from Nibelheim."
The SOLDIER General opened the nearest box, inside there was a crochet hook and a pair of woven baby booties. Under them was a photo of a woman with brown hair and a blue dress in a lab coat, next to her was a young man with his black hair side parted to the left, he was wearing a traditional navy Turk suit. Zack was on his tippy-toes trying to see. "Hey Seph I can see where you get your looks from!"
"Why would Hojo have something like this?" Sephiroth muttered.
"Dunno but look at de widdle Sephi boodies!" Zack nearly went into hysterics holding up the little pink booties.
Sephiroth looked up startled glaring at Zack, "drop them Zachary."
"Aww I didn't know you're favorite color was pink! I bet you look adorable in them!" Zack smirked.
Sephiroth had a throbbing vein, "Zachary…. Put them down. Now."
"Come on, I bet there's a ton of other baby clothes in here!" Zack started digging around in the box pulling out a little pink dress with matching pink hat. All of them looked to be hand crocheted, Sephiroth's fingers were twitching as Zack was making his way for the door, fingering the crochet hook in a dangerous fashion.
Zack reached to the door only to have it thrown open by Hojo, "what is going on in here?!"
However at that moment Sephiroth decided to throw the crochet needle aiming for Zack, who was ducking out behind Hojo. Rather then grazing Zack's shoulder the needle flew through Hojo's esophagus, trachea and dug into his spinal column a little. Hojo gagged falling forward onto his face with an utterly stupid look on his face.
Zack felt a drop of sweat roll down his face as a nervous grin came across his face, "ahaha, here you can have it back!" He quickly walked over to Sephiroth, who was extracting the needle from Hojo wiping the blood on the lab coat. In one swift movement he shoved the clothes into Sephiroth's arms before scampering off. "Bye!"
Sephiroth shook his head returning his attention to extracting the items from the boxes.
