Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII or Babylon 5, or Doctor Who sorry.

A/N One of my favorite shows of all time is Babylon 5, not sure how many of you watched it but I really like it, along with Doctor Who. So today I would like to bring in someone I think is a little overdue in their chance, ladies and gentlemen Professor Gast! With some fluffy Vincent x Lucrecia on the side, dedicated to you know who you are. You are the best.

Professor Gast stood up, he quickly crossed the room to a man in an impossibly long scarf. He was attending a conference of assorted intellectual types, however he wanted to check up on his two assistants references. Lucrecia's had all checked out and spoken very highly of her, all he had left to do was Hojo's. "Excuse me Doctor Tom, could I have a word?"

He turned around, "actually I was kind of in a rush, but go ahead."

Professor Gast nodded, "I was wondering if you could tell me about my assistant Professor Hojo?"

Doctor Tom shrugged, "I have no clue who you are talking about I am sorry."

He walked away, Gast quickly sought out every other one of Hojo's references to meet with the same result. Either they said something about him being the guy who they made do the cleaning or never hearing of him at all. The Professor stopped thinking about what he should do now, if he fired Hojo then he could be rid of him. However Hojo had enough blackmail material on everyone in Shin-Ra Manufacturing to take it over. He walked over to the nearest phone and dialed, "Mr. Valentine?"

Vincent Valentine nodded at the phone on the other end, "hey Professor what's up?"

"Listen, I need you to do something for me," Gast announced right away.

"Sure what is it?" Vincent asked.

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A few days later Gast returned to Nibelheim from his meeting in Cosmo Canyon, he felt tired from the drive but was ever so glad to be back. Ascending the stairs he walked to his office but stopped as he heard voices coming through, namely Hojo.

"And on your way out I would like you to take the time to learn the Shin-Ra mantra, Hojo is always right. I will listen to Hojo. I will not ignore Hojo's recommendations. Hojo is a god. And if this ever happens again Hojo will personally rip your lungs out! Dismissed."

The door opened revealing Lucrecia and Vincent stepping out, Hojo comfortably sitting in Gast's leather chair. Vincent and Lucrecia were holding hands walking out seeming to have completely disregarded Hojo's last statement as Vincent closed the door.

"Certainly full of himself, if his ego gets any bigger it's going to need it's own postal code," Vincent laughed.

Lucrecia laughed, "Vincent!"

Gast coughed slightly, "Mr. Valentine is what I requested installed?"

The Turk nodded, "just put the finishing touches on it this morning. Would you like to do the honors?" He pulled a remote out of his pocket and handed it to Gast.

Lucrecia looked between the two, "what are you two up to?"

"Nothing at all, I love you," Vincent replied smoothly kissing her on the cheek.

"I love you too but don't think you're off of the hook," Lucrecia replied.

Gast smiled, "well I found out something interesting about Hojo the last week. He's lied about everything, none of his sources remember him, and none of the papers he said he wrote are by him." He pushed the large red button on the remote.

Hojo's seat was immediately flung backwards towards a chute. He slid down hearing a lot of strange squeaking noises as he landed. He reached around in the dark and picked up a small green cactus looking thing and gave it a squeeze. The cactuar made it's funny sounding squeak before the room started to move, in the dim light Hojo could see more and more cactuars appearing. All at once they used 1000 Needles, Hojo keeled over looking more like an oversized porcupine then a person.