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Gravity Falls belongs to Bill Cipher
Star vs. the Forces of Evil belongs to Bill Cipher
EPILOGUE:
Bill's Gambit
Bill's POV:
Earth date: JUNE 5, 2015, about a
UNKNOWN TIME
The skyline—formerly blue—glinted in blood red shade…
Castles and homes burned across the distance. Demons chasing off countless innocents roared in the background. The people screaming gave Bill the urge to smile… except he couldn't because he doesn't have a mouth.
"Well, well, well," Bill mused as he floated in the terrace overlooking the terrifying scene. "The deal with our esteemed friend went well. Still, I'm not yet satisfied."
Instead of his regular top hat, Bill wore three crowns stacked in his triangle's top. Each crown belonged to the members of the royal family: the king, the queen and the princess.
After defeating the monarchs, Bill thought of planning revenge on the Pines family once again. But in order to do so, he needs a special item only found in this dimension. Bill heard its power is so powerful it can even to break the greatest rules of reality that Bill couldn't bend... if it's used by the worst among the worst's hands, it would be the greatest weapon in the whole multiverse.
With it, Bill could destroy the Cipher Wheel—the original one hidden in a secret dimension only the item Bill seeks could open it.
The triangle demon turned away from the view to face the once King of the dimension he'd just unleashed Weirdmageddon a week ago.
Bill wanted this event to be memorable for the king so he chose the throne room to be their date venue.
Bill examined the man: he is a short, stout, light-skinned man with blonde hair—but Bill could see a bald spot without his crown to cover it—and light blue eyes but one is swollen shut. He has a thick, large blonde mustache and beard, which is weirdly splitting in two ways.
Despite those, he's dirty and beaten up. His royal blue robes are in tatters and the edges are also charred. He is chained on the wall with a grim expression.
"You look pathetic and amusing at the same time!" Bill mocked. "King Butterfly, right? How's the week in a bubble of pure madness?"
"M-monster!" King Butterfly spat. "What have you done to my family? What have you done to the kingdom?!"
"Hmmm, I think I should answer the second question first…" Bill cackled. "You see, king Butterfly… your beloved Mewni just became part of my world. Most of your citizens are either dead or turned into stone by now. And the last time I checked, some also joined my cause."
"No…" The King coughed. His non-swollen eye twitched.
"Yes," Bill countered. "Besides, most of your people were happy to join me. Man, you and the Queen sure ruled this kingdom poorly. The lower class liked the idea of overthrowing you."
The old king didn't answer. Bill could see the guilt in his eyes.
"And about your family…" Bill muttered. He floated around the king while the latter just watched. "I killed your wife."
"NO!" The king struggled from the chains but it didn't do anything. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!"
Tears began to fall from her eyes.
"Now, now," Bill snapped his fingers tightening the chains. "Let's all be calm. Besides, I didn't kill your daughter… I just sent her far away from here. Trust me she'll be safe if she's far away from this place. I didn't even give her dimensional scissors to be safe. So, she's fine, unless she comes home to pay me a visit."
"W-where is she? Please, tell me!" The King begged.
It amused Bill having a once proud and royal man beg and cry in front of him.
"Oh, I will tell you where she is," Bill summoned a red recliner from out of nowhere and sat down. "Heck, I'll even let you two live! But there's a catch… tell me: where is the legendary scepter of magic I've heard much about in this dimension?"
"No…," The king suddenly scowled at Bill. "It's in safe hands and you will never find it!"
This was the same expression the fallen Queen Butterfly gave Bill a couple of days ago. And it annoyed Bill. The triangle demon turned red and everything in the room began to burst in flames including the red reclined he was just sitting in. Bill's narrow pupils glowed while his form enlarged.
"A smart one, are you?" Bill asked in monstrous disembodied voice. "Listen little man, I will not hesitate to kill you and your daughter. But if you insist, maybe I should kill your daughter to get you talking—and then again, I won't be able to kill her since she's in a dimension I'm not welcome in, but do not test me! Now, tell me where the scepter is! I thought the queen had it but she refused to say anything! Unless want to join her, tell me where the magic scepter is!
"Never…" The King sweating and heavily breathing from the heat sneered at Bill's monstrous form.
Bill raised his hands to strike but was interrupted when the throne room's doors opened and five silhouettes appeared.
"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU GUYS NOT TO ENTER THE THRONE ROOM WHILE I'M INTERROGATING SOMEONE?" Bill roared as he fired a bolt of pure energy at whoever stood in the doorway.
Luckily, the demon in the middle ducked just in time the beam passed. The yellow demon stood up and saw his Eye-Bat escorts are now disintegrated.
"Oh, 8-Ball," Bill returned to his regular shape and features. "How's the spy watching the Pines and their allies? Any news? Surprise me!"
The demon, 8-Ball got to his feet and scratched his head.
"Boss, I have good and bad news." He said nervously.
"I'm listening," Bill floated around the throne room and stopped beside King Butterfly. He conjured another red recliner and sat down. "Go on, buddy old pal!"
"Okay, boss…" 8-Ball gulped. "The good news is that the Pines Twins are back and now somewhat aware of your return."
"Good, it's flowing right according to the plan!" Bill laughed hysterically. "And what's the bad news?"
8-Ball took a deep breath.
"I encountered a girl waving some kind of magic wand." He said. "She seems to be allies with the Pines Twins."
The throne room was silent. Bill is suddenly frozen.
"And this girl has a companion?" Bill asked breaking the silence.
"I think so, boss." The yellow demon shrugged.
"And does this companion of hers a Latino boy with a mole in his right cheek and let me guess: he's wearing a red jacket?"
"Yeah!" 8-Ball beamed but then frowned. "How'd you know?"
Bill was cool for a second but out of the sudden, he began to change back into his demonic form.
"THE PRINCESS HAS THE SCEPTER ALL THIS TIME?!" Bill erupted into a ball of blue flames. 8-Ball scampered and hid behind the doorway. "DAMN IT! WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE IT SOONER? SHE'S WITH THE GUY I MADE A DEAL WITH! IT WAS SO OBVIOUS! AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THE FACT THAT SHE IS ALLIES WITH THE PINES! A TOTAL BACKFIRE!"
As soon as Bill's flames died out, the triangular demon took a deep breath and looked at 8-Ball who emerged from his hiding spot.
"We were looking for the scepter and we didn't even bother to think about the Princess…" He sighed. "8-Ball, get the gang and patrol the kingdom. Ask everyone if they know something about this… and if someone say they don't… kill them."
The yellow demon grinned excitingly. "On it boss."
When the 8-Ball finally left the room, Bill turned to face the king again.
King Butterfly is smiling.
"Looks like you've been fooled in your own game, demon." He said. "Yes, my daughter has the scepter… and I know she'll keep it safe… away from you…"
Out of anger, Bill fired another beam of energy at King Butterfly who wore one last smile on his face.
Then, his existence ceased…
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This… has gotten a lot interesting… but I swear… I'll get that wand… and I will finally destroy the Pines…
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Gravity Falls belongs to Bill Cipher
Star vs. the Forces of Evil belongs to Bill Cipher
