Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII, and I want some chocolate too.

A/N Urg… paper, lots and lots of paper. My dear sweet mother dragged me kicking and screaming to go shopping for presents. And I am annoyed about it, but I got awesome Chinese Zodiac necklaces for all my friends, except for you Bjanik. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Reno glanced around the large item at Rude and gave him an apologetic look, "sorry." He mouthed.

Rude shook his head but understood why he was apologizing, "no problem," he mouthed.

For the last three hours they'd been moving a rather large item all over Hojo's apartment in a forced decision by the Professor. The item in question was a large origami tree of little origami Hojo, and the tree was in the shape of Hojo. Who in their right mind would sit around for potential years on end and make origami Hojo was beyond the Turks.

Reno sighed looking over at Hojo setting the paper monster down, "Is this good yo?"

Hojo shook his head, "no a little more to the left. I want to be able to see my hansom paper face."

Rude grunted as they picked up the paper tree again and moved to the left before they set it down, "here?"

"No you buffoons that's too far to the left, I want it more to the right," Hojo snapped.

Reno grumbled something that sounded like, "bastard, move it yourself yo."

Rude shook his head as they moved back to where they had been five minutes ago setting the tree down, "here?"

"No more to the left, you can't see my self portrait," Hojo leaned around smiling at the picture.

Reno and Rude lifted up the tree and moved it again, Reno was becoming progressively more annoyed about the situation, and he glared at Hojo dropping the tree and setting it rattling, "move it yourself!"

"Turk, you want to be fired?!" Hojo snapped venomously.

Reno glared at him pulling off one of the paper Hojo origami figures and ripping it to shreds, "better fired then spending another minute putting up with your pompous ass!"

Hojo was now furious, "I am an Executive! You have no choice as to your life! I am you're lord and master!"

Reno spun around picking up his foot in a spinning hook kick right into the tree sending it toppling onto Hojo. The little sharp points and edges took their bloody toll as they gave him paper cut after paper cut. Rude bent down and picked one of them up, "paper cut, hmm…"

"Whacha thinkin' Rude?" Reno asked as they walked out of the room.

"Nothing…" Rude shook his head.