Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII and I really want chocolate right now. Also I am so sorry whoever invented Roombas.
A/N My mom pointed out to me today that I've never had Hojo shot. Well I'm basing this off of a scene I wrote for NaNoWriMo, I just changed the person acting insane from my OC bad guy to Hojo. It's Disc 2 when the party fights Hojo at the end.
Vincent sighed walking up to the control panel of the Sister Ray mako cannon, Hojo looked pretty preoccupied on the chair to the former Turk. He felt his stomach growl and sighed, he hadn't eaten since the day before yesterday, even then it was just a few bites of crackers, and now his body was having its revenge. He checked his pockets desperate for something to eat, his fingers closed around a bar of chocolate.
He pulled it out unwrapping it carefully and took off the corner rectangle chewing it gratefully swallowing. He continued on eating while he waited for the rest of the team, he finished his chocolate and dropped the wrapper. The moment it touched down the scientist stood up.
"YOU HOW DARE YOU DESICRATE THE INSTRUMENT OF MY ULTIMATE GLORY WITH YOUR… YOUR… TRASH!" Hojo roared as he stormed over to Vincent pulling a toothpick out of his mouth and bending over to poke the wrapper with it before shoving it under Vincent's nose. "Do you see this Valentine?! Do you?! THIS WAS MY LAST 100 ALL NATURAL WAX COATED MINT FLAVORED NIBEL PINE TOOTHPICK! AND YOU, YOU AND… AND YOUR TRASH… HAVE DEFILED IT! NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STERILIZE THIS PLACE AGAIN! ROOMBAS ATTACK!"
Vincent, finally coming to his senses, watched as out from under the control panel a group of small circular robots dressed in miniature maid outfits with mounted full sized machine guns on them. He put his hand to his gun holster feeling the cold butt of Quicksilver against his hand. The little robots rolled up to the candy wrapper and started shooting it, though they didn't have very good aim. Vincent leaped out of the way shooting at the robots, "this was my only cloak…" he grumbled as he shot them.
Hojo looked up crazed at him, "YOU DEFILE MY WORK AND DESTROY MY MOST PRIZED POSESSIONS AFTER JENOVA?! YOU WILL PAY!"
Vincent shook his head; in one fluid movement he'd pulled the trigger and ended Hojo's ranting cold. Hojo's body fell over, a bullet through the heart was all it took. He landed on the ground silently, "Hojo… rest in peace…" he turned to walk to the stairs when Cloud and everyone else came charging up the stairs. He remained silent for a moment, "where were you?"
Cloud held up a box of Dropin' Donuts, "we were hungry but when we wanted to ask if you wanted something to eat you were gone."
"… So you bought donuts…." Vincent shook his head annoyed. He silently walked past the group and started down the stairs.
Cloud shrugged at everyone else and followed.
