Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII or the Night Before Christmas

A/N I'm normally not much of a poet but this was begging me to do it. After all who doesn't love Hojo death as a present? So please forgive any grammar errors tonight, I have a tendency not to pay attention to it when writing poetry. And sorry about the OOCnees I needed a rhyme scheme and it's kind of amusing. I'm not sure if this is in Iambic Quadrameter but it fit the rhyme scheme. Oh and I decided not to go with Christmas for the sake of as much canon as possible.

'Twas the night before New Year, when all through the Company

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Tonberry

The materia was hung on the tree with care

In hopes that Bahamut's blessings soon would be there.

Sephiroth was tucked all snug in his bed

As visions of fighting danced through his head

And Commander Tseng in his study, perusing through his journal

Had just settled in for a night's reprival

When from the lab there arose such a racket

That Sephiroth jumping up so quickly nearly forgot his jacket

Away to the lab he ran like a flash

Turning the corner he met Zack Fair in a crash

The pair ran to the elevator's gleaming light

So that they entered the lab and gave Hojo a fright

When what in the world did their eyes see?

But Hojo hanging Jenova's head from his tree

The scientist turned to face the motley crew

His face a putrid chartreuse hue

Hojo's voice rose above the clamor

As he summoned experiments of great repertoire

"On Bunsen, on Burner, on Petri, and Dish,

Come one and come all, stop Sephiroth's wish

To kill me and throw me in the hall,

Now EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, and EXTERMINATE all!"

Such a horrible sight to their eyes did meet

That the duo turned and made a retreat

And to the armory with all haste they flew

Hopefully Sephiroth would think of something to do

The madman laughed and continued his attack

While the SOLDIERs prepared to counter back

Sephiroth looked at the situation

And decided he needed a different vocation.

Then the evil creatures, with Hojo in tow

Neared the swordsmen to try and defeat their hated foe

"One moment!" cried Sephiroth, "Just one moment please!"

To which Hojo replied "down on your knees!"

"But don't you see", continued Zack, "This is all wrong"

To which the scientist answered "Yes, but not for long"

"I surrender! I surrender!" they cried most adamant

To which Hojo in a cackle replied "Excellent"

As he scoffed at their words and closed in on his prey

The villain savored his doom and victory that day

"I'll waste no time," Hojo said, "But I'll destroy you with glee

And I will wed Jenova, hurray for me!"

Sephiroth wasn't worried or anxious about his fate

He swung at Hojo and not a minute too late

"For you Hojo, the victory will be quite sour

For you have sealed your own doom within the hour!

For you see I have experience of setting up traps

And along with various things I have kept under wraps

And if that is not enough to destroy your little coup

I can just bring in some executives from Square Enix too

They are more fierce then the greatest evil mind

For they are can instantly obliterate you and all of your kind"

Hojo's head fell with a curious look on his face

And, the look he portrayed was completely in place.

Zack turned to looked at his commander

"Why are we speaking in iambic quadrameter?"

Sephiroth shrugged wiping his sword with distaste

"Why do you think we're here in this place?

The author demanded we go and we fight

So happy holidays to all, and to all a good night!"

A/N Happy Holidays everyone!