Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or Pirates of Penzance.
A/N So what I was saying about pirates yesterday, I've found myself listening to the Pirates of Penzance music again. It was the first and last time I preformed on stage as an actor, and the first time my hair started falling out from stress. But it ties into today's death because today has to do with things that make no sense!
Hojo looked over at the island coming up in front of them, before leaning over the edge of the ship and throwing up. It fell to the water below and watched the water turn black as they sped away from the spot. He hated boats, he hated Mondays, and most of all he hated being on a boat on a Monday. "Why am I here?"
"Because you were heading out to a discovery site that can't be reached by nothing but a boat," Aaron replied walking by holding a Golden Choco cocktail.
Hojo paled and leaned over the railing throwing up again.
Aaron laughed taking a sip of it, "cheer up Prof, when we get to land you can curl up on terra firma."
Hojo didn't replied and just kept his head down, Jenkins and Kelly showed up, "he'll be fine."
"Yeah I bet it was the Costa del Sol cuisine," Kelly smiled agreeing.
Hojo groaned as the island came in sight, they dropped anchor at the lone dock and lowered the plank. He staggered off as they docked running and falling over into the sand. This left Aaron and Jenkins in a foul mood, "great now we have to do all the heavy lifting."
Hojo grinned as a crab walked up to him, "You would make a fine experiment you know. You look like Jenova's head."
The crab glared at him with intense dislike, raising one barbed claw it clamped down on Hojo's nose as hard as it could. He stood up yelping and running around with the crab dangling off of his nose and he took off screaming down the beach. "Jenova help me!"
While he was running he tripped, his glasses flew into the air and landed on a nearby rock neatly. They were perfectly aligned to the sun; Hojo meanwhile had slammed into the rock and been knocked unconscious. A beam of concentrated light was falling from his glasses onto his lab coat, within a few minutes had a small burn that was turning into flame. Five minutes later and his lab coat was; engulfed in flame.
Down the beach Kelly looked down the beach, "you guys smell barbecue?"
Aaron took a sniff of the air, "yeah I do."
Jenkins noticed some smoke, "this way guys."
They ran down the beach towards where the smoke was originating from, only to find a charred body lying unrecognizable on the beach. Kelly looked at the other two giving a half-hearted giggle, "uh, did the report say anything about cannibals?"
Aaron and Jenkins felt a glooming sense of dread come on, "yeah… it did…"
Jenkins glanced between them, "Costa Del Sol?"
"You know it," Kelly replied as they ran for the boat. "Run!"
