Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII or the Lion King.
A/N I was watching "Planet Earth" and "Most Extreme" a while back. Both of them featured these nasty parasites. There are these parasites that really do take over the hosts mind and makes them act all crazy. The one for the snails is particularly nasty, since it makes their eyestalks swell and change colors, then they climb to the tops of trees and try to get birds to eat them. I swear it's true.
Tseng looked around at the assembly, whoever had the bright idea to have a birthday party for Hojo deserved to be shot. The Executives and the Turks were all sitting around watching as Hojo happily sang off tune horribly.
"Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply why I'll be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am! Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared be prepared! Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared be prepared!" He finished cackling and revealing his disgusting teeth. He grinned at the group, "someone blindfold me and spin me for pin the tail on the chocobo!"
Tseng sighed standing up and blindfolding Hojo and spinning him around violently, "there, good luck."
Hojo could see through the cloth a little and saw blonde, "there you are!"
Elena felt like she was about to be sick just seeing his teeth as he came closer, she clamped a hand over her mouth. His teeth were fuzzy blue and orange near the gum line, as though some sort of mold had taken over his mouth. She flinched wondering if it was one of those freaky parasites that they showed on the Nature Channel. Maybe it was really the kind that infected snails and made their eyestalks grow huge and start changing color and took over their minds. Or maybe it was the kind that took over other bugs and then killed them and sent spore pods bursting out of their bodies.
He came closer to Elena and she felt sicker, he really was possessed by one of those parasites she saw on TV. "Kyaaaaaaaaaa!" She screamed picking up her chair and slamming it into Hojo.
He staggered sideways and tripped over his shoelaces hitting his head against Rufus's new neon light pole. The light splintered sending shards into his head; a large one pierced his skull and went into his brain along with its static charge. The electricity sent his neural impulses into overdrive, his arms and legs thrashed wildly at the overload of input. His body eventually went slack.
Elena cringed, "eew."
Tseng sighed, "What's wrong Elena?"
Elena looked up at him, "he's being controlled by parasites his eyes were bugging out of his head and really thick and red and orange and yellow and glowing and then they took over his mind and now we need to get rid of his body before the parasite starts to come out of his body and starts sending out spores and we all turn into freaky parasite controlled mindless zombies with glowing eyes that are bugging out of our heads!"
Tseng rubbed the bridge of his nose with his eyes closed, "Elena how many times do I need to tell you not to watch Resident Not-Niceness movies before bed?"
She shook her head, "you don't understand! I saw it on the Nature Channel! The parasite starts from eating bird droppings and then it takes over the host's mind and makes them act crazy and their eyes start bugging out and glowing! Or sometimes when the host dies the parasite starts growing out of their bodies and their eye sockets have these little white nasty mushroom things growing out of them sending out spores to infect everyone!"
He sighed, "remind me to block the Nature Channel," he muttered, it really was one of the nastiest things he had ever heard. There was no way Elena could make it up if she tried.
