Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII, sorry guys.
A/N Sorry guys, I'm no longer taking applications for the Hojo Killing Society. At this rate I'll end up not being able to give everyone a moment in the sunshine in Death 99. But today is Death 82, not 99 so until then you'll have to make do with the machine of culinary doom.
Zack sighed looking at the new piece of equipment that had shown up in the lab, he was down at the lab to monitor the new Cadets first mako injection. He poked the large metal box curiously; it only had a strange circular opening and long twisting drill like blade in it. "What is it?"
"Ice cream machine," Kelly looked up from where she was installing it.
"What's an ice cream machine doing in here?" he asked looking at it.
Kelly shrugged, "Hojo wanted one installed so here it is."
She stood up wiping some oil off of her face, "now then I gotta go, see you later Mr. Fair," she turned walking out of the lab.
Zack poked the ice cream machine again, "why would anyone want to put one of these in their office?"
One of the Cadets walked over, his big blue eyes looking at the machine, "Um Mr. Fair…"
"Ah Cloudy boy! Wanna help me with something?" Zack asked brightly.
"Not to be rude sir but the last time I helped you with something I was missing an eyebrow and a chunk of hair," Cloud Strife replied. True enough, one of his eyebrows was a different shade then the other, along with the tip of his most vertical lock of hair possessing a little singed black top, it stood a mountain peak of burned snow.
"Aww come on Spiky when have I ever led you astray?" Zack replied throwing an arm around Cloud.
"Lets see, there was the time you tried to convince me the cafeteria food was safe to eat, then there was the time you tried to tell me that Midgar levitated, and then there was the time you told me to put shaving cream in Sephiroth's hand while he was asleep…" Zack clamped his hand over Cloud's mouth.
"Yeah well this time I promise this runs no risk of you getting any sort of injury," Zack smiled, "now run over there and grab me anything you can." He pointed to a large case of various assorted chemicals and stuff that pertained to science.
Cloud nodded and obediently scurried over grabbing everything he could while Zack grabbed a bowl of water. The Cadet ran over and set down the containers in front of Zack, "nice work Cloudy boy! Now for a little of this," he opened several of the jars emptying the contents into his bowl. "Oh and some of these," he opened more jars dumping them out, the bowl started smoking violently.
"Um… Mr. Fair are you sure this is a good idea?" Cloud asked timidly.
Zack laughed, "course it is Cloudy boy! When have my ideas ever been bad? …On second thought don't answer that." He watched Cloud open his mouth to say something.
Zack picked up the bowl putting it in the ice cream machine and turning it on, smoke was poring out the opening. A few minutes later Zack was catching the white frozen confection in the bowl, "go get me as spoon Spike."
Cloud trotted off returning with a spoon, Zack grinned putting the spoon in the ice cream and set it on Hojo's desk. "Come on Cloudy let's go get you makoed up!"
They left passing Hojo in the hall, the scientist walked into his office seeing the ice cream sitting on his desk. He sat down smiling, "yay ice cream!" He picked up a spoonful of the ice cream and took a bite. The moment he swallowed his body seized up and he fell face first into the rest of the bowl dead.
